Please connect me to Jack
 

Client: ?I need the number for ?Jack.? Can you please give me his number please??

Me: ?Jack? Jack who??

Client: ?The manual for the modem said that I need to connect to Jack. So if you could give me his number, then I can connect with him.? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

via this site

Client: ”What is LG?”

Me: ”LG is a company based in South Korea. They started with electronics and moved to appliances and other areas. They’ve gotten to be a pretty well-respected business.”

Client: “I don’t want any of that Japanese crap.”

Me: ”Korean. They’re Korean."

haha

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“Rather than choosing one of the layouts you presented, I’d rather have the site look different for each visitor. Preferably like their favorite website. I know that sounds tricky… but you can get that information from their bookmarks, right?”

lol!! Now, That's funny man!!

client: where is the any key situated on my keyboard.
Me: Any key?
Vlient: yes my computer asks me "hit any key to continue".

True story this one ;)

You're easily amused ... we should go out sometime.

Yeah, by stupidity. So yes, maybe we should.

LoL :1orglaugh

I was joking, you know I like you :)

"Write copy for this great new promotion we?ll be running. Whenever someone buys a house from us, they?ll receive *free* McDonald?s vouchers! Make the ad sound classy and exclusive." :1orglaugh

""Can you make the drop-down menus on the site only work when the someone wants to use it? We just don’t want them to move over the menu and it pops out by mistake."

BUAHAH sounds like design clients.

:1orglaugh

"I’d rather not sign a support agreement. This is all stuff you should be doing anyway."

lol .... never though that someone will really create a website with this (clientsfromhell.net)... awesome...