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Frank21 04-14-2011 01:40 PM

I need expert opiniom fast.
 
What looks better this design

http://www.fuckingfetish.com/Asian%2...%20fetish.aspx

or like this?

http://www.fuckingfetish.com/Asian%2...0pictures.aspx

Amputate Your Head 04-14-2011 01:46 PM

They are both severely broken and look like crap. :2 cents:

harvey 04-14-2011 01:48 PM

both are broken and quite ugly, but at least the second one is the less broken of both, when I saw the first one I thought you were trying to make a joke. If so, not funny at all :(

Frank21 04-14-2011 01:50 PM

whats wrong with the first one?
An the first one is not broken ok.

Amputate Your Head 04-14-2011 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18057611)
whats wrong with the first one?
An the first one is not broken ok.

I don't know what you're looking at them in, but in Firefox 4.0 (Mac), they are broken.

TeenCat 04-14-2011 01:52 PM

nice retro man, that what i want to say. if you mean it seriously, hire a designer, otherwise forgot about sales ... :2 cents:

loreen 04-14-2011 01:52 PM

Send me the first one to code it correctly :)

Zuzana Designs 04-14-2011 01:53 PM

They both need lots of work and I could not pick one or the other. The use of space needs to be utilized better.

CaptainHowdy 04-14-2011 01:54 PM

I personally (stressed) like it ...

http://i51.tinypic.com/x5xll3.jpg

Tom_PM 04-14-2011 01:55 PM

Whats with the encrypted code? Did you just learn my dna or something when I looked?

Yeah, first is broken html or css, didnt look at the other.

v4 media 04-14-2011 02:17 PM

if you paid for them.. get a refund unless it was less than $25.

if you're doing it yourself then may I suggest http://psd.tutsplus.com/

Harmon 04-14-2011 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 18057630)
They both need lots of work and I could not pick one or the other. The use of space needs to be utilized better.

Are you a top sponsor here on the forum? I have never seen your banners if so. Just curious. Your signature is enormous and annoying.

That being said, they both suck.

TripleXPrint 04-14-2011 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 18057618)
I don't know what you're looking at them in, but in Firefox 4.0 (Mac), they are broken.

Mine too. It looks like they just used Photoshop to slice it and the tabular layout got fuct when they changed shit around. Overall, if they weren't broken, the second one looks better but that's like asking what smells worse; vomit or diarrhea. :2 cents:

2intense 04-14-2011 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 18057587)
They are both severely broken and look like crap. :2 cents:

i agree :disgust:Oh crap:Oh crap

sperbonzo 04-14-2011 03:22 PM

They definitely do NOT work on Firefox.



Sorry, but I have to call FAIL.




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PStarks 04-14-2011 03:28 PM

Moral of the story is to cross browser test before sharing :)

Godsmack 04-14-2011 03:30 PM

am i too late??

redwhiteandblue 04-14-2011 03:32 PM

I need expert opiniom fast.
 
In case 1998 calls and wants its websites back?

BTW remove the referrers script unless you want to get horribly exploited.

Frank21 04-14-2011 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PStarks (Post 18057923)
Moral of the story is to cross browser test before sharing :)

or you should start using internet explorer just like anyone else instead of trying to be special and use crappy mozilla firefuck.

Quote:

Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 18057931)

BTW remove the referrers script unless you want to get horribly exploited.

I scripted it myself so i dont have to be scared for the usual scripthacks.

Frank21 04-14-2011 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 18057945)
hey dipshit, next time warn us when you post a link to a tranny site!

its not a tranny site pete. it is a fuckingfetish site.

Amputate Your Head 04-14-2011 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18057983)
or you should start using internet explorer just like anyone else instead of trying to be special and use crappy mozilla firefuck.

I said to my partner here, "I bet he's using IE."

I was right.

Here's a tip: If it's broke in FF, it's also broke in Safari, Opera, Chrome, and every other browser outside of IE.
My professional opinion: Start over.

Tempest 04-14-2011 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18057983)
or you should start using internet explorer just like anyone else instead of trying to be special and use crappy mozilla firefuck.

You Sir, are a moron...

March 2011

25.8% Internet Explorer
42.2% Firefox
25.0% Chrome
4.0% Safari
2.5% Opera

Or here's another source with more stats.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usage_s...#Summary_table

Frank21 04-14-2011 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tempest (Post 18058025)
You Sir, are a moron...

March 2011

25.8% Internet Explorer
42.2% Firefox
25.0% Chrome
4.0% Safari
2.5% Opera

Or here's another source with more stats.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usage_s...#Summary_table

sure 25% would use internet explorer someone has punked you with a fake site my friend.
At least 80% is using IE.

will76 04-14-2011 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18057551)
I need expert opiniom fast

You came to the right place. GFY is full of experts :thumbsup

redwhiteandblue 04-14-2011 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18058052)
sure 25% would use internet explorer someone has punked you with a fake site my friend.
At least 80% is using IE.

Not any more. You should listen to the advice you're being given, or don't bother asking for any more.

Tempest 04-14-2011 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18058052)
sure 25% would use internet explorer someone has punked you with a fake site my friend.
At least 80% is using IE.

http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp

Yeah, w3schools is a fake site.

Regardless, you clearly didn't look at the other links which has a ton of stats taken from multiple sources... Like I said and you've confirmed it.. You're a moron...

X from Mex 04-14-2011 04:27 PM

Both need work and are broken. I got good designers at great cost. [email protected]

sperbonzo 04-14-2011 04:29 PM

http://money.cnn.com/2010/10/06/tech...n_bin&hpt=Sbin

"NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- For more than a decade, Microsoft's Internet Explorer has been the predominant tool the world uses to connect to the Web, but that's no longer true, according to a Web analytics firm.

StatCounter, which tracks Internet data, said that IE's share of the browser market fell to 49.9% in September. More people still use IE than any other single browser, but the combined market share of non-Microsoft browsers now outpaces IE."


___________________________________

Just thinking that you MIGHT not want IE to be the ONLY browser that works on your site.

:2 cents:


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Frank21 04-14-2011 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X from Mex (Post 18058077)
Both need work and are broken. I got good designers at great cost. [email protected]

Thnx, but ive heard those great costs before 600 dollars to make a header and a banner :upsidedow

Thats why i tried to photoshop myself and request your opinion but obviously that didnt came out as good as i thought it was.

Besides that dont have access to the files atm 2terrabyte harddisc failure after only 1 month WD 2 terrabyte green drives suck ass!

junction 04-14-2011 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18057983)
or you should start using internet explorer just like anyone else instead of trying to be special and use crappy mozilla firefuck.

You're right, Mozilla sucks, and no one uses it.

Today's stats for one of my sites:


Internet Explorer 561,002 39.89%

Firefox 364,551 25.92%

Safari 278,784 19.82%

Chrome 150,713 10.72%

Opera 13,648 0.97%

DWB 04-14-2011 05:06 PM

Holy cow, that is a mess in firefox. Images are broken everywhere.

You need to build for all the browsers. Not hard to do really, just need to pay attention to a few things.

kada 04-14-2011 05:13 PM

the first one is better
http://www.fuckingfetish.com/Asian%2...%20fetish.aspx

helterskelter808 04-14-2011 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18058083)
Thats why i tried to photoshop myself and request your opinion but obviously that didnt came out as good as i thought it was.

Even Photoshop has an option to use CSS rather than tables when generating pages for spliced images.

Aside from the valid criticisms other people have made, I have to say you don't have a very firm grasp of English, which is forgivable on a forum but not on your actual website.

This kind of Borat-esque nonsense isn't going to inspire much confidence:

Quote:

FUCKING FETISH.COM
IS A FETISH WEBSITE WICH
OFFERS A WIDE VARIETY OF DIF-
FERENT FETISHES.

GET 10 FETISH CONTENT FOR THE
PRICE
OF 1 WICH IS $19,95
NOW YOU CAN EXPERIENCE 10
:2 cents: Use Photoshop for a logo, banners, photo editing. Use a CMS for the site itself. Get someone who can spell and comprehend decent English to do your site copy.

fuckingfetish.com is not a bad name... for a fetish site. But what does it have to do with your content? Looks like an Asian site. Shell out $10 for an Asian-related domain name for that content. Use fuckingfetish.com for an actual fetish site.

A handy way to quickly find out what a 'foreign' word (like, say, fetish) means to people who use that word, is to look it up on Google Images.


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