Would you rather jerk off than have a woman over, sometimes?
 

I don't know it's like this sometimes so often lately it's like this, nah, I got things to do today/tonight. And the phone goes off and I rather just watch some porn by myself and eat a-lot of a food and drink some alcohol.... listen to some songs and reminisce and think about Ms. Heather ... or Ms. Chelsey.. can't have either of the twos of them, the one I could have tonight is hot in the ass and well built and her smile brightens up the day for me but it's just god damn let me be alone, you know?

There is a song about it I'll find it

the pleasures of drunk posting

I'm not drunk yet

I prefer woman but I have to jack off as well...

No .. I don't have to
Not what I am talking about, I know a-lot of normal men have to

I am asking about preferring it over having someone over

I can honestly say I have never preferred my palm to that of a woman's, even if she wasn't very good it was better than me doing it :)

Then the answer is NO!!!
Woman is 1000000¹°°°°°° ✕ times better than self-hand solution!!! :)

Woman FTW :thumbsup

Here's the short answer: no.

Noways!!! Women are much better!!

That's always been the problem with pussy... there's always a woman attached...

Add to that the fact that 99% of women can't handle a cock to save their lives (you're gonna rip the damn thing off bitch)...

And well...

Porn & pizza FTW!!!


Reminds me of an old Frank Skinner joke:

"One day I was looking at a porn magazine, wanking myself off, and my dad walked in to my bedroom and caught me!"

"Don't worry about that son", he said, "One day you'll meet a nice girl who will do that for you"

"Great", I thought, "I can use both hands to turn the pages"!

Ba dum tish

I Agree! Woman FTW! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh lol

What I'd really rather do is get a blowjob and go to sleep, but that usually doesn't go over too well. So anymore, I'll take jerking off and going to sleep any day. Women are just a pain in the ass. Unless one comes along that seems particularly worthwhile, I'm not going to lower myself to fucking whatever random pussy I can just to say I did. I'm not 20 anymore... :2 cents:

Some people might think they are too cool to admit it, but I think everybody would sometimes prefer to masturbate and spend some time solo. It is not a contest between a partner and yourself because they are two really different experiences.

How about jerk off into a woman? :Graucho

Much better to have a permanent women or get one over. They can vacuum, dust, cook, do the dishes, wash clothes, iron, pass the remote, make the bed after sex, make tea or coffee after sex and lots of other useful jobs.

Mine even now drives me around and makes money for me. :thumbsup

Women are bloody wonderful things to have around.

You just have to nod your head when they talk to you, while you watch the TV.

Only downside is you don't know what they were talking about. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jerking off it's within my budget ...

No one can stroke your cock like you can. And by chance if you meet someone who can, marry them.

hehehehehe

I miss my Fleshlight.

sometimes.

when i was going around dating a few girls, it was always the question after we go out if I'm taking her back and were going to play hide the salami or did I just blow over $100 on dinner and a few drinks?

few times a girl would come back to my place and play the "lets wait" game which would end in me saying about 10 minutes later "i think its probably better if I just took you home" :1orglaugh

You obviously haven't been married

Of course, a women doesn't replace a lovely evening with a nice porn movie. It's like asking do you drink or eat? You do both.

yeah right from the pics you post looks like you are the bitch.