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Mutt 03-27-2011 07:06 AM

List hobbies for Paul
 
it's obvious he's lost his interest in jigsaw puzzles. suggest some new hobbies for him that will distract him from his obsession with how the online porn industry killed itself.

1)Get a copy of Windows 3.1, my dad rest in peace could while away days playing Minesweeper

2)Get a golf ball retriever thingy and scoop up lost balls and sell them at Brno Public Golf Course

3)Needlepoint

4)Knock up Eva again, it will motivate you to live to 100.

Paul Markham 03-27-2011 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 18007371)
it's obvious he's lost his interest in jigsaw puzzles. suggest some new hobbies for him that will distract him from his obsession with how the online porn industry killed itself.

1)Get a copy of Windows 3.1, my dad rest in peace could while away days playing Minesweeper

2)Get a golf ball retriever thingy and scoop up lost balls and sell them at Brno Public Golf Course

3)Needlepoint

4)Knock up Eva again, it will motivate you to live to 100.

One of my hobbies is showing you guys the blatantly obvious. It hasn't killed itself, it's just whithered and whithered.

And some moan about it and flame me that it hasn't. Go figure that one out.

I have a new job lined up. Will still be here to remind you of the good times gone. :thumbsup

Grapesoda 03-27-2011 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18007379)

I have a new job lined up. \

shooting for brazzers?

Mutt 03-27-2011 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18007379)

I have a new job lined up. Will still be here to remind you of the good times gone. :thumbsup

give us a hint of what your new job is :thumbsup

Barefootsies 03-27-2011 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18007391)
shooting for brazzers?

If you can't beat em, join em.
:thumbsup

alias 03-27-2011 07:33 AM

At least he is healthy, not sure what he is blithering on about though.

candyflip 03-27-2011 07:47 AM

http://miniyin.com/files/2011/01/walmart-greeter.jpg

eldominik 03-27-2011 12:48 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uSMix2ZvOX...l+Markham+.jpg

DVTimes 03-27-2011 12:55 PM

leave paul alone.

if you get to be his age of 96, you would expect more respect.

if he wants to post endless rubbish how he did porn in 1895, and how he once met queen victoria, thats up to him.

if he had been younger, he would have been one of the first to sail to the usa. but they said he was too old to sail with culumbia.

so leave him alone.

poor old sole.

$5 submissions 03-27-2011 01:39 PM

He could read Michel Foucault or Jacques Derrida. That could keep him entertained for DAYS.

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ottopottomouse 03-27-2011 01:40 PM

5)Knitting.

Agent 488 03-27-2011 01:42 PM

sell cabbages and beets at the Brno public market.

baddog 03-27-2011 02:02 PM

6) Skydiving

RadicalSights 03-27-2011 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 18007371)
that will distract him from his obsession with how the online porn industry killed itself.

But he's right. Adult industry is a bad joke.

RadicalSights 03-27-2011 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18007379)

And some moan about it and flame me that it hasn't. Go figure that one out.

Those are probably the people who weren't around since 1996 to compare how pathetically useless it is now.

kronic 03-27-2011 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 18007854)
6) Skydiving

...without a parachute.

marcop 03-27-2011 03:13 PM

7) Crocheting

lazycash 03-27-2011 03:37 PM

Build his own custom toilet.

MaDalton 03-27-2011 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18007828)
sell cabbages and beets at the Brno public market.

that market is only 100 meter from my home, i can go and support him by buying something :winkwink:


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