Learn Chinese in FIVE minutes
 

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)



1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great...................Fa Kin Su Pah

I took Chinese for three years, and can't remember a lick of it.

For some reason the above I understand :winkwink:

Fa Ni

:1orglaugh

Like oh my god ======== Wa ta fuk

Go Fuck Yourself - G oFa kY 00r salf

I went out with a chinese girl once she was called whay tu young :1orglaugh

wo ai ni :winkwink:

wah ta fuk?

What part of china are you from? :1orglaugh

this is classic! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Seks Si!

'wo ai ni' means 'i love you' in chinese. I'm not asian. :1orglaugh

Sheshe, nihao ma!

more like:

Adult webmaster board = Go Fa Kiu Sè

And where the fuck in china are you then? Hahahaha:)


-Nato

nice, funny as hell

how do i say Yo Momma!!

kum of sum yung guy

GFY = sum dim guy zu

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol glad you guys liked it! After getting kicked by a horse today...I was glad to have something to laugh at!