I'm drunk as piss. Ask my opinion of anything and get an honest answer.
 

Ask anything and I'll give you my honest drunken opinion, which is usually what I'm really thinking.

what are you running away from with your alcoholism?

do you like broccoli?

Ugly women that want me to allow them to be fucked. Porkers need to step back.

Love the fuck out of it! My favorite is raw with some light Ranch dressing as a dip. My 'rents always made steamed broccoli with melted cheese during holiday meals, so I love the fuck out of that as well. I'm a huge fan of fruits and vegetables.

I only clicked because "piss" was in the title.


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And I only responded to this post because I have to ask. Do you think the period after the line breaks makes you cool or is that just your signature move? It doesn't work for me.



Sorry.

Would you let a tranny blow you?

Of course! As long as he/she kept their pants on, I would let them blow me until my eyeballs got sucked back into their sockets. I live by the mantra, "What I don't know can't hurt me.". If a hot ass tranny sucks my dick then I will blow a load in her/his mouth like they've never experienced. I would actually let him/her blow me until I was dropping ghost loads!

If I never see or feel a penis then it's all woman to me. I can always rub the fake tits and use my imagination. But once the dick pops out...game over. I wouldn't get angry, I would laugh and tell them they got me. Then take their shoes and make them walk home.

tits or ass

Absolutely 100% a tit man. Got nothing against the ass but I've never motor-boated tits that smelled like an asshole. Yet I've motor-boated asses that smelled like assholes so you could say that I'm tainted? Sorry for the bad pun. I'm drunk, I can't control myself.

Pickles?

Only the dill and kosher variety. Fuck sweet pickles and bread & butter. That shit is garbage!

do you believe in ghosts and if so, are they simple things that exist as they are, or are they the spirits of dead humans?

Simple physics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that there is a finite amount of energy in our world. Humans (mammals), reptiles, fish, birds, and everything around us is made up of energy. When one thing dies, it goes into creating something new or making something stronger. Think of it as the primordial ooze...sorta.

I believe in ghosts, of course. But not in the TV or movie type of ghosts, or even spiritual specters brought down by Christ. I'm talking about residual energy that can't escape its bounds with limits on its dispersion. That's why people see more 'ghosts' next to a cemetery, old hospitals, or murder scenes. It is because the energy is residual and keeping somewhat of its original form.

Your soul is nothing more than a 9-volt battery. Once you die, your energy dissipates and goes to fuel the next human or the next remote control car. You get thrown back into the energy pool and distributed accordingly. Religion doesn't have shit to do with the afterlife. There is no such thing as an afterlife. Instead you'll be doing your part to power a Duralife Double-A. Once the energy is drained from that, you'll move on to power Rosie O'Donnel's chainsaw vibrator. That is what scientists call, "hell".

did you had homosexual relationship ?

I'll go ahead and assume English isn't your native tongue and give you a pass. If you're asking if I ever had a homosexual relationship then the answer is no. I have never been in a relationship, dated, sucked the dick of, been fucked in the ass by or fucked the ass of another dude. I'm 100% totally hetero here, buddy.

If I'm in a gym shower with other dudes then of course I size up cocks, just like a boxer sizes up his competition. Just because you're looking at something doesn't mean you want to suck it.

Could you be persuaded to spend more money in an impulse buying decision while you are drunk?

Nope. I'm a tightwad. Stick coal up my ass and I'll shit out a diamond. If my hemorrhoids are acting up, it will be a blood diamond.

I think alcohol got over now??

u still drunk ? can i ask question ?

What do you think of Charlie Sheen? :upsidedow

Good while it lasted...

here's one for when you wake up hungover,

In this age of egotisticial mania, loose morals, suicide bombers, pavarazzi, incompetent government and religious fantatics, would you rather be a mega-rich nobody bonking every hottie that crossed your $50 million beach frontage, or the supreme ruler of our planet Earth ruling with an iron fist with 10,000 soldiers surrounding your impenetrable campus?

I am so fucking hungover it's unreal. I feel like I'm going to die. I slept until noon and woke up still drunk. That's the worse.

I'll get to the other questions once the room stops spinning and this dude stops smashing my skull with a sledgehammer.

Why do you think we have any concerns about you??

Happy hangover ...

Okay, what's your opinion of a drunk asshole posting drunken threads on St. Patrick's Day who then comes on, all hungover the next day, going wtf then?

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Dammit I want answers! Nobody has ever told me the truth before.

how ya feelin today?