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emjay 03-17-2011 01:07 PM

Are you an expert in anything?
 
If so, you might want to consider charging for your time via phone with your own pay-per-minute phone website.

This way, those annoying difficult-to-bill 5 minute consultations can start making you money. Simply log-in when you are available, and calls will be annoymously routed to your phone.

You then simply point relevent customers to your site, which will dispaly a green icon if you are available.

You can charge up to $5/Min, and this can easily be changed at any time.

For more info, go to www.chatterwith.me or email me [email protected] :pimp

TheLegacy 03-17-2011 01:12 PM

Pretty cool idea and definitely has a lot of usages

davecummings 03-17-2011 02:02 PM

Maybe I'd be considered an "expert" in sex? if so, I wonder how they'd protect us against some law enforcement entrapment calls by "fakers" under 18!

I looked at their site; it looks like they do some marketing, but that I'd have to do some advertising and stuff I am not qualified for and/or don't have the time to do.

mchacal 03-17-2011 02:04 PM

Good one!

vdbucks 03-17-2011 02:08 PM

I like the idea but...

You ever tried dealing with a moron over the phone?

sarettah 03-17-2011 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdbucks (Post 17986739)
I like the idea but...

You ever tried dealing with a moron over the phone?

If you are getting paid by the minute to deal with them, moron's are a lot easier to deal with. :2 cents:

candyflip 03-17-2011 02:10 PM

Postin' on motherfucking GFY.

vdbucks 03-17-2011 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 17986744)
If you are getting paid by the minute to deal with them, moron's are a lot easier to deal with. :2 cents:

I suppose that's true... but I don't really have that kind of patience ><

PS. I'm an expert in pussyology. Call me today for a non-free consultation.

Scott McD 03-17-2011 02:20 PM

I'm a boob expert! :pimp

sarettah 03-17-2011 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdbucks (Post 17986749)
PS. I'm an expert in pussyology. Call me today for a non-free consultation.

Um, for the record, I'm a dude, dude.


(sarettah=hatteras backwards)

vdbucks 03-17-2011 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 17986790)
Um, for the record, I'm a dude, dude.


(sarettah=hatteras backwards)

I don't presume I'd be giving pussyology advice to women ;)

sarettah 03-17-2011 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdbucks (Post 17986792)
I don't presume I'd be giving pussyology advice to women ;)

Lol. Ok, I guess I read your answer wrong :thumbsup

sperbonzo 03-17-2011 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 17986790)
Um, for the record, I'm a dude, dude.


(sarettah=hatteras backwards)

So you own a sportfishing yacht, or you are named after one? :)


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sarettah 03-17-2011 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 17986808)
So you own a sportfishing yacht, or you are named after one? :)


.

Neither ;p

I used to live at the beach, then I got stupid :(

emjay 03-24-2011 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davecummings (Post 17986727)
Maybe I'd be considered an "expert" in sex? .

No Dave. You are considered THE expert:thumbsup Which is why $5/Min does not apply to you:winkwink:

Hot off the press:

San Diego, 24th March 2011 ? One of the adult industry?s eldest and most respected figures has announced the launch of a new website that will allow those with questions about the Adult Film Industry, and those curious about getting into the porn Industry to call him for a private consultation.

Industry luminary Dave Cummings, will be offering his expertise to assist callers interested in making their own amateur video, answering porn-related questions, discussing sex and relationships and learning about the world of Swinging.

Cummings, 71, was one of this year's inductees in the X-Rated Critics Organization's Hall of Fame Class of 2011, an honor handed out to only the best and brightest in the world of porn.

?I was constantly getting people asking me for advice? said Cummings, who is considered the oldest American still-performing professional porn star. ?Now I have a platform from which I can give private phone consultations, and be paid on a per-minute basis for the privilege. Time is money in this industry, just like any other?.

The service is powered by MyPhoneSite.com, a sophisticated new VoIP phonepaid chat platform that allows anyone to create their own pay-per-minute phone website. The resulting SEO-friendly websites all feature built-in web store to sell both tangible and digital goods, status icon, message system, per-minute billing rate, image hosting, video hosting, and a personal blog.

?I can think of many porn stars that could use this? commented Cummings. ?Sure, web cams are great, but the phone delivers a more intimate form of communication away from all that internet clutter. I?m sure that fans would love to connect this way, and that models will be grateful for the extra income it generates?.

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alias 03-24-2011 09:20 PM

Cool idea, especially with the inclusion of adult.

F-U-Jimmy 03-24-2011 09:38 PM

Im an expert on "Red Snappers"
I suppose i could charge to tell women how to stop there snappers turning red :1orglaugh

Spunky 03-24-2011 09:40 PM

I can play with the skin flute

DangerX !!! 03-24-2011 09:47 PM

I'm an expert in... wait... what? OMG, well, I can teach people righteousness, how to be good, and what is right and what is not right. Do you think it could sell?

Rofl 03-24-2011 11:21 PM

An expert is someone who knows a lot about...

I know the perfect candidate for an expert phone line.

Just gettin in on the fun ya'll, love it...

:1orglaugh

moeloubani 03-24-2011 11:40 PM

Skype tried to do something like this and it didn't work out, it was called Skype Prime. It's a good idea; I wish I could charge people that called me for computer help by the minute.

Paul Markham 03-25-2011 12:24 AM

I'm an expert at winding up loser trolls. LOL

emjay 03-25-2011 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18003268)
I'm an expert at winding up loser trolls. LOL

I thought it was the other way round lol

grumpy 03-25-2011 02:28 AM

welcome back to 2000

taken300 03-25-2011 03:17 AM

Nice info... However agree to "moeloubani" ..

Paul Markham 03-25-2011 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emjay (Post 18003356)
I thought it was the other way round lol

Sometimes the broken record of "All you know is photography" gets up my nose.

But they're not trolls, they're fucking idiots. What do they think I've been doing for the last 33 years, sitting in a studio? :1orglaugh

emjay 03-25-2011 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 18003361)
welcome back to 2000

Pay-per-minute services via premium rate have been around much longer than that. But VoIP services like this would not have worked with a 14.4K dial-up modem...


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