What are some things you never say that a-lot of people say?
 

I've noticed that a-lot of people do and say things I wouldn't think of saying or doing.. I don't say words like "douche" or "poop" or use "through" for done.

I never call anyone old enough to fuck a "girl", I say woman. For anything too young to fuck, or any animal, it's a he. Some little girl, I'll say, look it he's adorable.

I very very rarely will ever say "hard" for difficult. I never use "went" for gone. I also never refer to cock or pussy as penis or vagina. Even at the doctors office.

Am I speaking a foreign language, or what?

Am I from a foreign planet because I never stick my tongue out when I smile? Because I tried it once and felt like a real idiot? I also don't do the head tilt at some lady thing. Does that really work? I'm not going to do it, even if it does.

Am I the only one who notices that almost everyone does certain things that I never do? I know that everyone has things they do that no one else does. I'm talking about specific common things most people do that you don't or couldn't..

I don't say

"I'm sorry for your loss"

It doesn't have to be things that annoy you. I am not so much annoyed as I use to be with that kind of dumb shit. If I ran into my ex today and she said "I haven't wrote anything or went anywhere, today" I'd probably want to level her, though :)

Could be just your own dialect, carry on.

You mean like they have in china these millions of variations of a base language?

RIP

The absolute fakeness of funerals and the way you are never supposed to say anything bad about the deceased even if they were an utter cunt just grates with me so i end up avoiding anything death related.

"No" to seconds at dinner

i never say "links pulled" :D

Pics or it didn't happen.

You just said it.

I say "ehh.. it's not that bad" a lot.

I do NOT say "...........and this and that.....".

I do NOT say "....and stuff..........".

I do NOT say ".........vast majority.........".

I do NOT say ".........and you know...........".

I never say "at the end of the day". Fuck I hate cunts that say that.

"nice pooper" grosses me out. I see it in every ass pic thread. Don't care how well it functions, I'm not a doctor. I'm just looking. tyvm

Goddamned right!

"I'm not gonna lie" or "I'll be honest" wtf so the rest of the time I have to assume you are lying to me?!
People that end sentences with 'whatever' annoy the fuck out of me too, think its mostly young kids occasionally adults though

Old guy said what ???

HI, I AM SALLY RAND!!! and I FIX THINGS! like a computer monitor with my son. I am a 60+ year old fuck who gets off pretending to be a girl.

http://media.lawrence.com/img/photos...cf7613005fe067

yes the gray haired old guy in the picture is "Sally Rand".

I also never say that will76 is a complete gold-plated asshole with a diamond shaped-felt-lined anus.

Just wouldn't be right.

What's wrong Marrion? Why you getting your depends all tied up in a knot ???? :1orglaugh



60 something year old fucking idiot on here pretending to be a girl, and one fucking annoying one at that... Why don't you pay the people you owe money too.

I don't know who you think you're talking to Boy but I'll tell you this; I don't owe you a Goddamned Yankee Greenback and as far as other false claims.................

.........the punishment for those false claims could, can and just might continue until they stop......

Verbum Sapienti.*

For the uncultured among you:

*Verbum Sapienti:

Latin for:

"A word (is enough) to the wise' (abbr. verb. sap.)."

You should not fuck with your betters.

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/h...08/impaler.jpg

I don't say

"Go fuck yourself!"

I do.

Occasionally.

I don't give a fuck...

Please please PLEASE let me watch !!!!!!


SRYSLY!

Of course you do with will76 mind force fucking you in the background as you shove that sandy dirt filled half liquefied sharp blade studded dildo up your old stretch marked grey haired shit filled wart gonorrhea soaked banana slug infested old man ass. :321GFY

Yeah THAT'S what you get for not responding in a timely matter due to your geritol induced troll enforced dirty mushroom enhanced mind meld of a fuccubuss. Learn and expand . . .

Guess he doesn't have any problems fucking with your wrinkly old ass then... :1orglaugh

Hate that one with a passion too! A mate says it non stop :mad:

"Whatever", I don't even know if that is a word. I only use it to say something like "whatever they did was really stupid". I would never respond to someone by saying "whatever" ... I HATE that

"And stuff".. that's another one I'd never say, "I'll be honest" or "I'm not going to lie" are for pussies who can't just speak frankly. Certain people I'll say, "Frankly, sentence here". or "To be frank, sentence here"

Also I hardly ever use "really" by itself

When most people would say "It was really hard to take off" I'd say "Taking it off was really very difficult"

Anything that starts with "no offense". It rarely makes anything less offensive, and for the most part, if I'm going to say it, I intend on offending you. It's an irritating fucking statement surpassed only by "just saying" or "you don't even know". Seriously, the moment someone starts dropping "you don't even know" bombs I have got to leave the god damn room...

It isn't really a phrase or saying, but I can't stand when people pronounce the word wash as worsh or they pronounce Washington and Worshington. There is no fucking "R" in that word.

Another one from my youth. I grew up living on a creek and it seemed like everyone I know pronounced it crick.

Yeah
I never will know what a CRICK or a REAL-A-TOR or a WORSHER or a CHIMLEY is

like, in a Valley Girl way.

It was, like, so totally, like, amazing, bro!

ohhh i heard the crick one recently.... it made me angry!!! I can understand if you're from the deep south or out deep in the country in the mid west but we have people living in ontario living 2 minutes from a city saying it that way... the wannabe redneck is by far worse than the real thing!

oddly enough these are the same people who use the phrase 'up shits creek' all the time. Now tell me, has anyone in history uttered the words: up shits crick before? Of course not...

i never say "she's fit" bit too common for me!

I never say what the people that never say what that a-lot of people say ...

I never say "try and". In most cases the correct phrase is "try to" but people often fuck up simple grammar like this.

That's another one
There's no "should of" or "try and" or "fittin' to" or "fixing to" in this house.

"anyways"

"vicious cycle"

"could care less"

All are incorrect.

the captain here brings up a good point... all this complaining about peoples grammar and you used a hyphen in the title of the thread when using a lot... hehe

We just found the solution to our own problem though. Accept that everyone does not speak, type or write in perfect grammar all the time. Not even writers! So letting it bother us is an exercise in futility (a term I never use :) ).

I never say i like poo

That's what used to think ages ago when I studied English in high school. But then I heard so many times "try and" that I assumed it was the correct version. This is what happens when foreigners learn English from TV and Internet.

Awesome

Fucking hate that word!

I don't say

"Dude I'd love to fuck that pussy"

I love that saying! One thing I really hate to hear though is "Is it in?", that gets to me every single time.

a-lot ...

"It is what it is"

girl: http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=girl

"You should have known better"