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TurboAngel 03-15-2011 04:01 PM

Donald Trump Roast On Tonight..
 
Will you be watching? Comedy Central at 10:30pm. From the commercials I have seen it should be funny as hell. The president jokes should be great as there was/is talk of him running.


:winkwink:

thickcash_amo 03-15-2011 04:04 PM

Had no idea it was on tonight, but I will tune in!

Phoenix 03-15-2011 04:08 PM

i am planning to watch it, i dont think he will run for president

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-15-2011 04:17 PM

This should be good. I always love a good roast.

The whole presidential thing is just good free publicity for himself. He'll never actually run....

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-15-2011 04:20 PM

I was just goolging to see who the line up of comedians was going to be, and wtf, The Situastion? Are you fucking kidding me? Apparently he gets booed right off the stage though. that should be humorous in itself I suppose...

Edit: This lineup looks like it sucks. I can't see this roast living up the the Hasselhoff roast at all. Damn shame Greg Giraldo died, I'm sure he would have ripped a strip off Trump's ass... :2 cents:

Chris 03-15-2011 04:21 PM

Any over/under on You're fired and hair jokes?

DigitalTheory 03-15-2011 04:22 PM

Have it set to DVR. I cant wait to watch the snituation get boo'd off stage.

dyna mo 03-15-2011 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17981675)
I was just goolging to see who the line up of comedians was going to be, and wtf, The Situastion? Are you fucking kidding me? Apparently he gets booed right off the stage though. that should be humorous in itself I suppose...

i'm tuning it just to see the sitch. apparently he is completely unfunny and it turns awkward. can't wait!

i hope it's hasselhof level of roast.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-15-2011 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17981680)
i'm tuning it just to see the sitch. apparently he is completely unfunny and it turns awkward. can't wait!

i hope it's hasselhof level of roast.

The more I read, themore I'm convinced this won't even come close to Hasselhoff. Considering Greg Giraldo was the one who absolutely killed it on the last roast, that alone will leave this one lacking. The rest of the lineup seems pretty weak. It's sad that I almost believe Lisa Lampanelli will be the highlight. I'm really hoping The Situation's fail is funny enugh to make the watch worthwhile...

GatorB 03-15-2011 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17981675)
I was just goolging to see who the line up of comedians was going to be, and wtf, The Situastion? Are you fucking kidding me? Apparently he gets booed right off the stage though. that should be humorous in itself I suppose...

Edit: This lineup looks like it sucks. I can't see this roast living up the the Hasselhoff roast at all. Damn shame Greg Giraldo died, I'm sure he would have ripped a strip off Trump's ass... :2 cents:

shame he died, but he did it to himself. I hope the high was worth being dead forever,

dyna mo 03-15-2011 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17981690)
The more I read, themore I'm convinced this won't even come close to Hasselhoff. Considering Greg Giraldo was the one who absolutely killed it on the last roast, that alone will leave this one lacking. The rest of the lineup seems pretty weak. It's sad that I almost believe Lisa Lampanelli will be the highlight. I'm really hoping The Situation's fail is funny enugh to make the watch worthwhile...

that was the 1st thing that crossed my mind when i saw the 1stcommercials on this roast, fuck, no greg giraldo. man, what a loss.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-15-2011 04:36 PM

Sounds like they're going to edit out the majority of The Situation's routine just to save his public image. Critics are saying he is the absolute worst roaster in all history. It sounds like he thought he did a great job too, lol...

dyna mo 03-15-2011 04:36 PM

oh man! that sucks.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-15-2011 04:44 PM

My guess it we won't be seeing the Sitch's Trump vs Snoop Dogg comparison on television. Would love to see Snoop's reaction to that one, and this guido getting booed hard for it. :1orglaugh

Chris 03-15-2011 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17981690)
The more I read, themore I'm convinced this won't even come close to Hasselhoff. Considering Greg Giraldo was the one who absolutely killed it on the last roast, that alone will leave this one lacking. The rest of the lineup seems pretty weak. It's sad that I almost believe Lisa Lampanelli will be the highlight. I'm really hoping The Situation's fail is funny enugh to make the watch worthwhile...

THey replayed the hasselhoff roast last night

i laughed so hard

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-15-2011 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 17981745)
THey replayed the hasselhoff roast last night

i laughed so hard

It was a really good one. The Hoff makes for perfect roasting material though...

As for tonight, I found this little snippet funny. Maybe there will be some comedy to save the show afterall...

Quote:

Jeffrey Ross had to step in and try to save the self-proclaimed guido, who admitted, “This is my first night doing comedy.” To which Ross replied, “It’s also your last.”
Fire whoever decided to slot this retard into the lineup, really...

dyna mo 03-15-2011 04:59 PM

ok, now jeffrey ross is pretty funny eh. he can roast em up!

TurboAngel 03-15-2011 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 17981649)
i am planning to watch it, i dont think he will run for president

Stranger thing's have happened! LOL


:winkwink::1orglaugh:winkwink:

Tom_PM 03-15-2011 05:43 PM

It'll be all bleeped out I assume being a weeknight and 10:30pm est, but I'll check it out thanks.

justinsain 03-15-2011 05:57 PM

I'm going to watch it tonight. :thumbsup

I guess there's always room in a thread for some pictures so I dug up these to
relevant gems I shot while out on the road.

http://www.julie-clarke.com/public_h...y/BW/Trump.jpg

http://www.julie-clarke.com/public_h...fy/BW/Hoff.jpg

Altwebdesign 03-15-2011 05:57 PM

his hair will come off worst.... it has too!

TurboAngel 03-15-2011 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 17981902)
It'll be all bleeped out I assume being a weeknight and 10:30pm est, but I'll check it out thanks.

The bleeping will suck.


:Oh crap

MrBottomTooth 03-15-2011 08:20 PM

Holy shit I wonder if the situation will hang himself after that. The facial reactions of the audience as he bombed were priceless.

bronco67 03-15-2011 08:25 PM

Prepare for a lot of hair jokes.

babymaker 03-15-2011 09:04 PM

Wow that sucked ass and the stich really fucked up donald basically looked at him and said tommorow i buy everything that hires you and will destroy your useless life.

TurboAngel 03-15-2011 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17982254)
Holy shit I wonder if the situation will hang himself after that. The facial reactions of the audience as he bombed were priceless.

He was a huge bomb!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-15-2011 10:24 PM

Did they air the Snoop joke? I got invited to the neighbors for dinner and missed it :\ Gonna have to download later...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-16-2011 12:58 AM

Just watched the Situation's clip on Youtube, and damn was that painful, haha. I hope that the rest of his routine makes it to the net, because that shit was hilarious. Just not the way he had hoped it might be. This roast needed a Jamie Foxx to humiliate him mid performance... :1orglaugh


dyna mo 03-16-2011 02:33 AM

i fucking laughed my ass off the whole time! nice roast. snoop did outfucking standing!!

Davy 03-16-2011 03:25 AM

I'll be watching the nuclear explosions in Japan. Much more entertaining.

Altwebdesign 03-16-2011 06:16 AM

the roast is on youtube? i gotta check that!

TurboAngel 03-16-2011 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17982426)
Did they air the Snoop joke? I got invited to the neighbors for dinner and missed it :\ Gonna have to download later...

They sure did.

MrBottomTooth 03-16-2011 06:55 AM

Was it just me or did they not air any scene with the young-looking guy that nobody seemed to know?

I don't seem to remember him even getting up to the mic, unless I was in the shitter or something when he did his bit. I can't even think of his name.

dyna mo 03-16-2011 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17982986)
Was it just me or did they not air any scene with the nobody young-looking guy that nobody seemed to know?

I don't seem to remember him even getting up to the mic, unless I was in the shitter or something when he did his bit. I can't even think of his name.

he was the 2nd to last roaster and fucking KILLED it!

MrBottomTooth 03-16-2011 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17982987)
he was the 2nd to last roaster and fucking KILLED it!

what the hell, maybe it was cut out in Canada. (was watching on the Comedy Network, not Comedy Central)

dyna mo 03-16-2011 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17982988)
what the hell, maybe it was cut out in Canada. (was watching on the Comedy Network, not Comedy Central)

i'm going to dig around for video from last nite a bit later, if i find vid of his bit, i'll post it. i didn't know of him either and didn't expect much but he was hilarious.

TurboAngel 03-16-2011 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17982987)
he was the 2nd to last roaster and fucking KILLED it!

I didn't think he was that good.

Tom_PM 03-16-2011 09:30 AM

I thought it was a pretty funny show. I thought the later airings might be without the censoring, but I guess they need to wait until weekend nights at 3am or so to do that.

That jersey shore kid really sucked and had no clue. It's like someone wrote him terrible "jokes" on purpose, or for SOME unknown reason, he didnt use professionals to write for him. He was lucky that Jeff Ross tried to come to his rescue a few times.

DoubleD 03-16-2011 09:32 AM

oh damn, I was doing some work with the roast in the background - I could barely keep going after even hearing the situation's bit - that was probably the worst thing to happen to civilization for at least a couple of days, I was ashamed of being the same species.

I love the roasts, really love them - and I see comments about Greg Giraldo - that guy is awesome - always knocks it out of the park - I still remember a real good one from him during Flav's roast - "look at you, you look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape"

John-ACWM 03-16-2011 09:50 AM

Should be damn hilarious!

dyna mo 03-16-2011 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 17983313)
I didn't think he was that good.

that's too bad. :-(

"look at this dais, you have a pimp, a murderer, a drug dealer, a pornographer, and 8 white people."

that's some funny shit!

Chris 03-16-2011 09:53 AM

i felt bad for the jersey shore guy
that had to be so embarrassing ;/

why didnt he hire a writer ?

Phoenix 03-16-2011 10:00 AM

yeah i didnt get to see the skinny white guy either

checking youtube now

Phoenix 03-16-2011 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 17983413)
i felt bad for the jersey shore guy
that had to be so embarrassing ;/

why didnt he hire a writer ?

i think comedy is mostly about timing...and he has none

he read the lines gave to him...but hes an idiot...so he messed it up

Altwebdesign 03-16-2011 10:33 AM

oh man, the situation bombed.... arrogant more than funny!!

dyna mo 03-16-2011 10:37 AM


MrMaxwell 03-16-2011 12:48 PM

I don't even know who this jerkoff is... you mean this clown really has women and a house? That's sick, man.. I feel so horrible for females low enough to ever even talk with this person :(



Man all this annoying guido jerkoff did was make everyone in the room look like this:
http://www.peoplequiz.com/biographie...b_Newhart.html

We all know that this guy will be suicidal soon as what he is faces him down
And what is this guy, anyway? Some actor on a cable only movie?

TurboAngel 03-16-2011 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 17983999)
I don't even know who this jerkoff is... you mean this clown really has women and a house? That's sick, man.. I feel so horrible for females low enough to ever even talk with this person :(



Man all this annoying guido jerkoff did was make everyone in the room look like this:
http://www.peoplequiz.com/biographie...b_Newhart.html

We all know that this guy will be suicidal soon as what he is faces him down
And what is this guy, anyway? Some actor on a cable only movie?

He was sooooooo bad.


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