Charlie Sheen's next ladyfriend is 4-1 to be a porn star
 

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Warner Brothers have sacked Charlie Sheen from hit show Two And A Half Men. That's fine, but they better have a good reason.

I told my mate that Marie Osmond was considered a possible replacement by the studio. "Warner Brothers?" he replied. "I have," I said.

Sheen has a reputation for coke binges, alcohol benders, and sleeping with half of Hollywood. No wonder so many kids want to become actors.

The rehab-quitting thespian is advertising for another 'goddess' to fulfil his needs in return for a truckload of cash. The wife's application is in the post, as is mine.

Hills are betting on the profession of Sheen's next ladyfriend, with porn star the 4-1 favourite. The actor is currently interviewing for the position, one that he hasn't tried before. I doubt there's a porn star he hasn't tried before. The star is 14-1 with Hills to win this year's I'm A Celebrity.

He's not a definite runner but seems to have entered everything else this year.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/

That wasnt fair...

and I was just about to post my ass too....


Sabby:)

putting my house on it

Only 4-1? Seems they skipped a few 0's.

Like 400,000 to 1.

coulda woulda shoulda.... nada...

(let me fantasize in peace)


Sabby:)