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DVTimes 03-09-2011 07:20 PM

?Disaster? as moon closes in
 
THE world could be in for a bumpy ride next week with an "extreme supermoon" predicted to cause weather chaos.
The moon will pass just 221,567 miles away on March 19 - its closest for 18 years.

Some amateur scientists warn it could trigger extreme conditions all over the world, from earthquakes to tsunamis.

Previous supermoons - or "lunar perigees" - happened in 1955, 1974, 1992 and 2005. Each year had extreme weather events.

TV weatherman John Kettley said: "A moon can't cause a geological event like an earthquake, but it will cause a difference to the tide.

"If that combines with certain weather conditions, then that could cause a few problems for coastal areas."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...her-chaos.html

DEA - banned for life 03-09-2011 07:27 PM

what happend 18 years ago? anything?

blackmonsters 03-09-2011 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA (Post 17969231)
what happend 18 years ago? anything?

The creation of many now completely legal pussies.


:1orglaugh

DVTimes 03-09-2011 07:32 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/201103...turaldisasters

On March 19, the moon will swing around Earth more closely than it has in the past 18 years, lighting up the night sky from just 221,567 miles (356,577 kilometers) away. On top of that, it will be full. And one astrologer believes it could inflict massive damage on the planet.

Richard Nolle, a noted astrologer who runs the website astropro.com, has famously termed the upcoming full moon at lunar perigee (the closest approach during its orbit) an "extreme supermoon."

When the moon goes super-extreme, Nolle says, chaos will ensue: Huge storms, earthquakes, volcanoes and other natural disasters can be expected to wreak havoc on Earth. (It should be noted that astrology is not a real science, but merely makes connections between astronomical and mystical events.)

But do we really need to start stocking survival shelters in preparation for the supermoon? [Photos: Our Changing Moon]

The question is not actually so crazy. In fact scientists have studied related scenarios for decades. Even under normal conditions, the moon is close enough to Earth to make its weighty presence felt: It causes the ebb and flow of the ocean tides.

The moon's gravity can even cause small but measureable ebbs and flows in the continents, called "land tides" or "solid Earth tides," too. The tides are greatest during full and new moons, when the sun and moon are aligned either on the same or opposite sides of the Earth.

According to John Vidale, a seismologist at the University of Washington in Seattle and director of the Pacific Northwest Seismic Network, particularly dramatic land and ocean tides do trigger earthquakes. "Both the moon and sun do stress the Earth a tiny bit, and when we look hard we can see a very small increase in tectonic activity when they're aligned," Vidale told Life's Little Mysteries, a sister site to SPACE.com.

At times of full and new moons, "you see a less-than-1-percent increase in earthquake activity, and a slightly higher response in volcanoes."

The effect of tides on seismic activity is greatest in subduction zones such as the Pacific Northwest, where one tectonic plate is sliding under another. William Wilcock, another seismologist at the University of Washington, explained: "When you have a low tide, there's less water, so the pressure on the seafloor is smaller. That pressure is clamping the fault together, so when it's not there, it makes it easier for the fault to slip."

According to Wilcock, earthquake activity in subduction zones at low tides is 10 percent higher than at other times of the day, but he hasn't observed any correlations between earthquake activity and especially low tides at new and full moons. Vidale has observed only a very small correlation.

What about during a lunar perigee? Can we expect more earthquakes and volcanic eruptions on March 19, when the full moon will be so close?

The moon's gravitational pull at lunarperigee, the scientists say, is not different enough from its pull at other times to significantly change the height of the tides and thus the likelihood of natural disasters. [Infographic: Phases of the Moon Explained]

"A lot of studies have been done on this kind of thing by USGS scientists and others," John Bellini, a geophysicist at the U.S. Geological Survey, told Life's Little Mysteries. "They haven't found anything significant at all."

Vidale concurred. "Practically speaking, you'll never see any effect of lunar perigee," he said. "It's somewhere between 'It has no effect' and 'It's so small you don't see any effect.'"

The bottom line is, the upcoming supermoon won't cause a preponderance of earthquakes, although the idea isn't a crazy one.

"Earthquakes don't respond as much to the tides as you'd think they would. There should actually be more of an effect," said Vidale.

Most natural disasters have nothing to do with the moon at all. The Earth has a lot of pent up energy, and it releases it anytime the buildup gets too great. The supermoon probably won't push it past the tipping point, but we'll know for sure, one way or the other, by March 20.

Rochard 03-09-2011 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA (Post 17969231)
what happend 18 years ago? anything?

It rained. That was it.

Tom_PM 03-09-2011 07:37 PM

I am taking all appropriate actions. :warning

2MuchMark 03-09-2011 09:23 PM

"A noted ASTROLOGER said that...."

'nuff said.

You can bet that Glenn Beck will be all over FOX sucking his own cock and pushing Moon Survival food for the next 10 days..

HighlyIntoxicated 03-09-2011 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 17969247)
I am taking all appropriate actions. :warning

qft, links pulled.

fatfoo 03-09-2011 09:31 PM

The moon is very important in effecting the behaviours of humans, animals, plants and tides of water. As we all know, weather effects us all very much. Moods are dependent on whether it's a sushine day, rainy day, cold weather day, earthquake, winds, etc. A full moon could lead to more romantic thoughts.

Jdoughs 03-09-2011 09:35 PM

Astrologer?

Please.

DWB 03-09-2011 10:10 PM

OK, what do I need to buy?

PornoMonster 03-09-2011 10:18 PM

Humm I googled 1993
Seems like a lot of things did happen
The 12th Most Expensive Natural Disaster of the 20TH Century
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Flood_of_1993

digitaldivas 03-09-2011 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 17969379)
"A noted ASTROLOGER said that...."

'nuff said.

You can bet that Glenn Beck will be all over FOX sucking his own cock and pushing Moon Survival food for the next 10 days..

lmfao :thumbsup

Robbie 03-09-2011 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA (Post 17969231)
what happend 18 years ago? anything?

You mean "way back" in 1993?

Nothing.

martinsc 03-10-2011 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 17969234)
The creation of many now completely legal pussies.


:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-10-2011 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 17969225)
Some amateur scientists warn it could trigger extreme conditions all over the world, from earthquakes to tsunamis.

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CaptainHowdy 03-10-2011 05:11 AM

I'm stocking ammo ...

cooldude7 03-10-2011 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17969437)
OK, what do I need to buy?

yatch maybe.

Altwebdesign 03-10-2011 05:34 AM

ive lived through two. . .

Coup 03-10-2011 05:45 AM

http://www.tigercavill.com/wp-conten...ts-no-moon.jpg

that's no moon.

biskoppen 03-10-2011 06:50 AM

Astrologer.. lol.. the worst morons on this earth

pornguy 03-10-2011 06:58 AM

Thats Friday the 18th. Every shithead and his brother will go out and do stupid shit and blame the moon.

Puremeds-J 03-10-2011 07:00 AM

it'll bring out the zombies

Altwebdesign 03-10-2011 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 17970050)
Thats Friday the 18th. Every shithead and his brother will go out and do stupid shit and blame the moon.

QFT

That actually made me smile, :thumbsup

PR_Glen 03-10-2011 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 17970030)
Astrologer.. lol.. the worst morons on this earth

no sorry, that would be the people who listen to astrologers... thank you :)


the moon ain't new, been a hell of a lot closer than it is now. In fact it is slowly moving away from us. It affects the tides, of course, it even affects our behavior... but we wont notice a thing as per usual.

PornGreen 03-10-2011 07:24 AM

nothing will happen

cherrylula 03-10-2011 07:36 AM

damn I almost missed this thread! phew close one

John-ACWM 03-10-2011 08:10 AM

Nature will tell best.

Emil 03-10-2011 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17969391)
The moon is very important in effecting the behaviours of humans, animals, plants and tides of water. As we all know, weather effects us all very much. Moods are dependent on whether it's a sushine day, rainy day, cold weather day, earthquake, winds, etc. A full moon could lead to more romantic thoughts.

I feel so much better when it's sunny. That's why I hate living in this shit-ass-cunt country called Sweden.

_Richard_ 03-10-2011 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 17969896)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

J. Falcon 03-10-2011 09:35 AM

amateur scientists ?

bronco67 03-10-2011 11:08 AM

I'm betting on absolutely nothing happening. Just someone taking a gamble on making a name for himself....nothing else to see here.

Scott McD 03-10-2011 11:13 AM

The only "crazy" weather we could have here, it if it was actually Sunny for a change...

Imortyl Pussycat 03-10-2011 11:21 AM

surfs up :thumbsup might be a good day to skip work and hit the beach

thehand 03-10-2011 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 17970630)
surfs up :thumbsup might be a good day to skip work and hit the beach

I hope it helps - surf has been shitty this week:mad:

Imortyl Pussycat 03-10-2011 11:31 AM

the first thing i thought of after reading the article is that scene from Bruce Almighty where Jim Carrey lassos the moon and pulls it in closer and then it causes tsunamis and all kinds of hell lol

The Porn Nerd 03-10-2011 12:44 PM

Sounds like a lunatic idea to me.

DVTimes 03-11-2011 05:33 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12709598

CaptainHowdy 03-11-2011 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 17972281)

40 dead, meh ...

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NetHorse 03-11-2011 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 17970050)
Thats Friday the 18th. Every shithead and his brother will go out and do stupid shit and blame the moon.

HAHA! :thumbsup


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