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brassmonkey 03-04-2011 07:08 AM

Thief pillages flight via toilet
 
An ingenious thief has swiped almost a quarter million dollars on a flight in the Caribbean after sneaking into the cash-laden cargo hold via the toilet, police say.

A Brink's security employee placed three sacks of cash containing a total 1.2 million euro in the hold of the Air Antilles plane before it headed from the French island of Guadeloupe to the Franco-Dutch island of Saint Martin.

The security guard took his seat on the ATR-42 turboprop plane but when the flight landed 40 minutes later it was discovered that 172,000 euro ($236,000) were missing from the sacks.
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Police are seeking a man who complained he felt ill and spent most of the journey in the toilet. In fact, he was removing panels to gain access to the hold in the rear of the plane.

Shortly before landing, the unnamed man - who was travelling with a woman who appeared concerned about his health - asked a hostess for an ambulance to meet him on the tarmac, witnesses said.

When the ambulance arrived, the man said he suddenly felt better and walked out of the airport without having to go through the normal security checks and disappeared, police said.

Cleaners who found bundles of notes in the toilet raised the alarm. The woman travelling with him was questioned in the baggage arrival hall but did not have any of the missing money.

Paul Markham 03-04-2011 07:12 AM

LOL

I know it's wrong but I had to laugh.

Reminds me of Catch Me If You Can.

Vendot 03-04-2011 07:17 AM

These days dollars are that worthless that some people rather wipe their asses with it.... what I dont understand is why wasnt he feeling well? Did he have a sore ass?

L-Pink 03-04-2011 07:18 AM

Brilliant :thumbsup


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brassmonkey 03-04-2011 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 17956909)
These days dollars are that worthless that some people rather wipe their asses with it.... what I dont understand is why wasnt he feeling well? Did he have a sore ass?

to avoid security he had a bundle of cash :thumbsup

Vendot 03-04-2011 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17956915)
to avoid security he had a bundle of cash :thumbsup

he forgot to flush it? Id want to avoid security too if i had a bundle of shit stained cash... :1orglaugh

The Duck 03-04-2011 08:13 AM

Hats off to him for pulling that off. Sounds very risky.

SmokeyTheBear 03-04-2011 08:44 AM

Quote:

the man said he suddenly felt better and walked out of the airport without having to go through the normal security checks and disappeared
what security checks i wonder. Usually when you get off a plane you just walk out, unless you are in a new country and must pass immigration.

bronco67 03-04-2011 09:03 AM

That's some Ocean's 11 type shit there.

CurrentlySober 03-04-2011 09:11 AM

i like toilets

brassmonkey 03-04-2011 09:16 AM

i bet he had a cold pint after a hard days work

Tom_PM 03-04-2011 09:20 AM

Sounds like an inside job. The guy sure knew quite a lot about the cargo hold, the plane, the ambulance trick.

CyberHustler 03-04-2011 09:21 AM

:1orglaugh

Antonio 03-04-2011 09:51 AM

that takes balls

JFK 03-04-2011 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 17956909)
These days dollars are that worthless that some people rather wipe their asses with it.... what I dont understand is why wasnt he feeling well? Did he have a sore ass?

These are Euros we are speaking of :winkwink:

notime 03-04-2011 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 17957145)
Sounds like an inside job. The guy sure knew quite a lot about the cargo hold, the plane, the ambulance trick.

:2 cents: :thumbsup :winkwink:

Puremeds-J 03-04-2011 10:03 AM

that's awesome, except not worth being on the run for such little money

brassmonkey 03-04-2011 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Puremeds-J (Post 17957322)
that's awesome, except not worth being on the run for such little money

people have been killed for less

pornguy 03-04-2011 10:17 AM

Smart little fucker.. Most likely an inside thing.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-04-2011 10:35 AM

would have been way more gangsta if he made off with a with all the bags and the ambbulance was a getaway pickup, but meh. we'll save that for the movie adaptation.. lol

cooldude7 03-04-2011 01:32 PM

reminds me Frank Abagnale Jr.


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