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Oracle Porn 03-03-2011 08:58 AM

Tellers at the bank {PICS}
 
sorry no pics but...

Ever go to the bank with a load of checks, then the tellers ask you (to satisfy her own curiosity) what you do?

So I tell that cunt I do websites, so she tells me (or herself?) that she will visit the address I had on the check (medley.com) to check what I do, and she does that with half a smile, really seemed like she already visited an address that was on a different check (much more hardcore).

So I said ok with a smile a left, but it was a bit annoying, who the fuck she thinks she is? :disgust I liked epass :(

Phoenix 03-03-2011 09:04 AM

yeah that sucks...i'm sure that's the reason i am so popular at my bank

one bank is just wires...they know nothing...no one knows me

the other one i deposit checks into...and its all smiles and hey brad...blah blah blah

i don't mind though...they are mostly hot chicks

woj 03-03-2011 09:04 AM

I just use a deposit box and don't deal with that crap...

The Heron 03-03-2011 09:12 AM

Tellers never bother me, i doubt they care or have time to stare at the checks looking for clues about porn.

plsureking 03-03-2011 09:20 AM

i havent physically been to my bank in 4 years. in your case tho she probably wants some Oracle action. i mean you at least used to be pretty rich :D

Rochard 03-03-2011 09:21 AM

I have a hottie that works at our local bank.... So want to bang her!

TisMe 03-03-2011 09:24 AM

Tell them you're with the Consumer Privacy League followed by "why do you ask?"

Altwebdesign 03-03-2011 09:25 AM

pics but no pics?!
i was expecting a hot line of tellers!!

Agent 488 03-03-2011 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TisMe (Post 17953189)
Tell them you're with the Consumer Privacy League followed by "why do you ask?"

not so simple. i think they tellers have to ask about any suspicious transactions, as do western union etc. at least they do in canada and are advised by the rcmp to do so i think.

and for my bank a bunch of checks from out of the country with weird names that look like they were laser printed qualify as suspicious.

yes i hate the bank as well.

RuthB 03-03-2011 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17953130)
sorry no pics but...

Ever go to the bank with a load of checks, then the tellers ask you (to satisfy her own curiosity) what you do?

So I tell that cunt I do websites, so she tells me (or herself?) that she will visit the address I had on the check (medley.com) to check what I do, and she does that with half a smile, really seemed like she already visited an address that was on a different check (much more hardcore).

So I said ok with a smile a left, but it was a bit annoying, who the fuck she thinks she is? :disgust I liked epass :(

You could always give Paxum a try. We have a LOT of sponsors paying out through our service. Hit me up if you'd like, I'd be happy to help you get set up with an account. :thumbsup

ahoy 03-03-2011 09:38 AM

It is 2011, why even walk into a bank? I can now deposit checks with my damn cell phone, don't even have to leave the house!

CurrentlySober 03-03-2011 09:40 AM

I just urinate down my side of the counter...

qwe 03-03-2011 09:44 AM

back in a day one actually started talking about how her son makes online games and to hook him up, I don't know what other people are thinking sometimes...

lazycash 03-03-2011 09:44 AM

Can't you deposit checks into an atm in Israel?

Agent 488 03-03-2011 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17953238)
Can't you deposit checks into an atm in Israel?

i can't deposit foreign checks into an atm here. maybe the same there.

Oracle Porn 03-03-2011 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17953200)
not so simple. i think they tellers have to ask about any suspicious transactions, as do western union etc. at least they do in canada and are advised by the rcmp to do so i think.

and for my bank a bunch of checks from out of the country with weird names that look like they were laser printed qualify as suspicious.

yes i hate the bank as well.

I did state she asked for personal curiosity. She went to high school with my gf so she feels half-comfortable with me. She also rolls her eyes every time she sees me at the bank door because it's a bit more work for her to deal with checks coming from out of the country.

Oracle Porn 03-03-2011 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 17953210)
You could always give Paxum a try. We have a LOT of sponsors paying out through our service. Hit me up if you'd like, I'd be happy to help you get set up with an account. :thumbsup

I had a feeling you would pop in this thread with your spam, gtfo.

Chosen 03-03-2011 09:57 AM

If she's hot, ask her on a date :)

Horny Dude 03-03-2011 10:10 AM

I never have a load of checks. I hate to go into the bank, there is always a long ass line. If I need to make a deposit I just use the drop box or the ATM.

pornguy 03-03-2011 10:11 AM

Mine is all wire and the few checks that I get are put into the network ATMs

BFT3K 03-03-2011 10:14 AM

Something similar happened to me a while back, when I set up a new account for my site: BukkakeBankBabes.com. Weird huh?

Scott McD 03-03-2011 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17953178)
I have a hottie that works at our local bank.... So want to bang her!

Yeah we have a smokin' hot chick at ours too. It's funny watching all the guys in the queue hoping that it's her that deals with them, and not one of the other older bitches that works there. :1orglaugh

Deej 03-03-2011 11:02 AM

A bit touchy Id say...

Klen 03-03-2011 11:07 AM

So far never anyone asked me about checks and what i do in my bank.Even when one check bounced.

acctman 03-03-2011 11:10 AM

you got mad because someone at a bank asked what you do? seems like she was just being friendly... seriously dude you really need to chill, and she automatically a cunt...?

Oracle Porn 03-03-2011 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acctman (Post 17953986)
you got mad because someone at a bank asked what you do? seems like she was just being friendly... seriously dude you really need to chill, and she automatically a cunt...?

reading comprehension is essential on gfy, too bad it's also rare.

lazycash 03-03-2011 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17953249)
i can't deposit foreign checks into an atm here. maybe the same there.

Where is here? I'm in the US and I can do it.

Agent 488 03-03-2011 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17954090)
Where is here? I'm in the US and I can do it.

not in the US. have to take my checks to the teller. although my bank has been pretty cool lately. used to be worse before.

alias 03-03-2011 11:21 AM

They have repeatedly asked me, they are smooth though and just work it into the smalltalk when they feel comfortable enough.

I say internet marketing. When pressed I just explain that I put links up on my websites and when someone purchases a product I receive a commission.

MaDalton 03-03-2011 11:24 AM

do you get a limo that takes you to the bank?

Jakez 03-03-2011 11:26 AM

Which bank(s) is it that lets you deposit checks with your smart phone? You get to keep the check? lol

Dappz 03-03-2011 11:26 AM

whats the hell she fuck :)

jigg 03-03-2011 11:34 AM

for now I'm staying with Chase but I use my Vibrant to take photos of the checks and deposit them via the Chase App. Piece of cake:thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17953130)
sorry no pics but...

Ever go to the bank with a load of checks, then the tellers ask you (to satisfy her own curiosity) what you do?

So I tell that cunt I do websites, so she tells me (or herself?) that she will visit the address I had on the check (medley.com) to check what I do, and she does that with half a smile, really seemed like she already visited an address that was on a different check (much more hardcore).

So I said ok with a smile a left, but it was a bit annoying, who the fuck she thinks she is? :disgust I liked epass :(


Agent 488 03-03-2011 11:37 AM

americans forget not everyone lives in america.

Barry-xlovecam 03-03-2011 11:48 AM

Cash flow is cash flow
 
I was surprised when I offered to run some US sales and payouts ( mid six figures a month ) thru an US Bank account here, when I told her (the branch manager) what we did, I got this "dirty smile" ? hey, money is money ? cash flow is cash flow ...

BSleazy 03-03-2011 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 17954262)
Which bank(s) is it that lets you deposit checks with your smart phone? You get to keep the check? lol

I think it's Chase that does that.

jigg 03-03-2011 12:52 PM

Chase
pain in the ass too
sometimes it takes 30 tries until it accepts a picture of the check. The last time i used it my boyfrend went to the bank, to the store and came back and I was still trying to deposit my checks.:321GFY :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 17954262)
Which bank(s) is it that lets you deposit checks with your smart phone? You get to keep the check? lol


moeloubani 03-03-2011 01:13 PM

they used to ask but bitches know better now if ya know what i mean

no they still ask every time but i just say affiliate marketing but im really really good looking so theyre always just like who is this young good looking guy making all these deposits

Puremeds-J 03-03-2011 01:15 PM

hot bank chicks!

Puremeds-J 03-03-2011 01:17 PM

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BlackCrayon 03-03-2011 01:30 PM

i used to get them asking me but not so much anymore. one time a guy teller said ohh mr skin and smiled. that was about it.

John-ACWM 03-03-2011 02:03 PM

Too bad she wasn't a hottie :)

amateurbfs 03-03-2011 02:13 PM

Sometimes they put a 7 day hold on my checks, always depends on the teller. The ones who know me it's never an issue, the days with random old ladies and weird checks, always a hold.

shermo 03-03-2011 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahoy (Post 17953218)
It is 2011, why even walk into a bank? I can now deposit checks with my damn cell phone, don't even have to leave the house!

The issue lies in the fact that Chase caps you at $2500 a MONTH that can be deposited through a phone (at least the last time I looked). It's not so convenient for companies or individuals doing higher volumes.
:2 cents:

SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN 03-03-2011 03:03 PM

I have boned two Bank Tellers and one is on my site

LiveDose 03-03-2011 03:30 PM

I get wires or put checks in the ATM. I can't stand dealing with those people for many reasons.

abshard 03-03-2011 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber (Post 17954793)
I think it's Chase that does that.

Max check is 1k, max deposit per month 3k for the smartphone app at chase. but they have a business version where you rent a check scaning machine like the one the teller uses but its about 100/month to rent i dont they they cap you then.

Phoenix 03-03-2011 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDA CASH (Post 17955371)
I have boned two Bank Tellers and one is on my site

yes yes yes/
this guy

Sunny Day 03-04-2011 10:44 AM

Tellers Rule
 
I refuse to use an ATM for several reasons. Tellers will hassle you to cash a $10 check. But I develop a rapport with tellers so I get no hassles. Two tellers, I always asked for $2 bills, gold dollars, 1/2 dollars or silver dollars. They got to know me.
Another teller, I worked for a company and every other day made a deposit for over $100,000. That was at a bank in a poor neighborhood. I was their biggest depositor. She moved to a new bank & remembered me when I went in there one day.
Needless to say, years later those tellers still know me. You won't get an ATM to help you. My girlfriend goes to the bank with no deposit slip, says "deposit or cash it." never gets a problem. Tellers are your friends. develop that friendship.

Stef. 03-04-2011 11:00 AM

50 people still waiting for pics !!!


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