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heard this one today.. pretty good
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
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funny! and true.
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Heard this one on a TV show the other day.
"The funny thing about life is no one gets out alive." |
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I heard this on Family Guy a long time ago
"Oh no. I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean" Happens to me all the time |
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