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Altwebdesign 02-28-2011 08:48 AM

Any one speak chinese. . ?
 
And is preferably a webmaster and knows about the chinese market?
Hit me up, I need someone who can translate and knows about the chinese search engines.

Cheers!

czarina 02-28-2011 08:49 AM

ni hao Kailan

Grapesoda 02-28-2011 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altwebdesign (Post 17945161)
And is preferably a webmaster and knows about the chinese market?
Hit me up, I need someone who can translate and knows about the chinese search engines.

Cheers!

you serious...? like 12 billion people speak Chinese

brassmonkey 02-28-2011 08:54 AM

不,我没有先生 good luck

CurrentlySober 02-28-2011 08:56 AM

'A really Hot Chicken Curry, Chips n Egg Flied Lice, please luv'...

Works for me, every Friday night...

gimme-website 02-28-2011 08:57 AM

Number 15, and two portions of number 54 plz

lilith_pet 02-28-2011 09:08 AM

google translater

Altwebdesign 02-28-2011 09:14 AM

wheeeey, the comedians are out in force :)

Thanks for the jokes, but i want someone who can translate a website for me :) a human, not a machine like google

GT-Omar 02-28-2011 09:15 AM

If you're looking to have a site translated. Professionally! Hit me up.

lilith_pet 02-28-2011 09:23 AM

You need a freelance interpreter :)
Don't think you'll find one here honestly
Google *freelance interpreter Chinese* or something like that, will be more efficient :)

Why do I mention google all the time?....

lilith_pet 02-28-2011 09:24 AM

Guess I was wrong. Considering the post above :)

_Richard_ 02-28-2011 09:24 AM

think you need to understand a bit more about 'the language of the chinese' ;)

Redrob 02-28-2011 10:03 AM

Excellent chinese translator if you can get him to take the job:
[email protected]
American who lives in Shanghai and speaks English, Chinese and Japanese.

bronco67 02-28-2011 10:13 AM

No, but the way the world is going, I might end up learning.

The comedian Gallagher said something pretty interesting when he was on Opie and Anthony show. He said if you want to get rich, find a way to get one dollar from every Chinese person.

Altwebdesign 02-28-2011 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17945244)
think you need to understand a bit more about 'the language of the chinese' ;)

Learning more and more as i research it!

Deputy Chief Command 02-28-2011 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17945346)
No, but the way the world is going, I might end up learning.

The comedian Gallagher said something pretty interesting when he was on Opie and Anthony show. He said if you want to get rich, find a way to get one dollar from every Chinese person.



50 cents from every American or even 30 cents from every Spaniard would do me ! lol

ottopottomouse 02-28-2011 10:46 AM

她是美丽的
好运气

Altwebdesign 02-28-2011 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob (Post 17945327)
Excellent chinese translator if you can get him to take the job:
[email protected]
American who lives in Shanghai and speaks English, Chinese and Japanese.

cheers, gonna emails him now!

RaiderCash_Dominik 02-28-2011 12:35 PM

Vince Russo and Anal Probe speak chinese. there was another guy but I cant think of his name. Starts with B.

Altwebdesign 02-28-2011 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob (Post 17945327)
Excellent chinese translator if you can get him to take the job:
[email protected]
American who lives in Shanghai and speaks English, Chinese and Japanese.

This email dosent work. . .

Altwebdesign 02-28-2011 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiderCash_Dominik (Post 17945676)
Vince Russo and Anal Probe speak chinese. there was another guy but I cant think of his name. Starts with B.

cheers for the heads up!

RaiderCash_Dominik 02-28-2011 02:08 PM

Seriously, if you're looking to pay someone I have a native chinese and mandarin speaker. he can use some money. Hit me up if interested.

Altwebdesign 02-28-2011 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiderCash_Dominik (Post 17945882)
Seriously, if you're looking to pay someone I have a native chinese and mandarin speaker. he can use some money. Hit me up if interested.

Perfect!!
thanks!!

2MuchMark 02-28-2011 02:51 PM

我以为大家会讲一点中文。你应该了解它!它不仅是一个新兴的市场,你说的,但你可以聘请中国的好谁是真正的 程序员在他们所做的事情太不可思议了很多。祝你好运!

alias 02-28-2011 02:59 PM

Only 47 thousand characters to learn.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-28-2011 03:05 PM

Cantonese or Mandarin? I've translated a few signs, and have not received any complaints:

http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/06/2...gns_1_orig.jpg

http://everydayfunnyfunny.com/wp-con...vegetables.jpg

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictur...e_drivein2.jpg

ADG

Altwebdesign 02-28-2011 05:22 PM

hmmmm. . .

stonehammer 02-28-2011 06:19 PM

you can learn chinese yourself

http://www.3dfunnies.com/thumbs/207.jpg

Fob 02-28-2011 10:38 PM

bye doo!

Chosen 02-28-2011 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fob (Post 17946811)
bye doo!

:1orglaugh

Altwebdesign 03-01-2011 07:01 AM

I dont want to learn chinese, what i want is for someone to translate a whole website from english to chinese, so hit me up if youre interested in earning some cash :)

Sausage 03-01-2011 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 17945994)
Only 47 thousand characters to learn.

Once you learn about 1000, you tend to get the gist of things and it all starts making sense :)

PR_Glen 03-01-2011 08:04 AM

I'm fluent in Asian myself.

Double trouble 03-01-2011 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stonehammer (Post 17946469)
you can learn chinese yourself

http://www.3dfunnies.com/thumbs/207.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

iamtam 03-01-2011 08:41 AM

白人不可能跳

性行星

NALEM 04-19-2011 01:55 AM

Any one speak chinese. . ?
 
Quote:

不,我没有先生 good luck
Quote:

她是美丽的
好运气
Quote:

我以为大家会讲一点中文。你应该了解它!它不仅是一个新兴的市场,你说的,但你可以聘请中国的 好谁是真正的 程序员在他们所做的事情太不可思议了很多。祝你好运!
Quote:

白人不可能跳

性行星
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
strange expressions! no offense. :winkwink:

NALEM 04-19-2011 01:59 AM

Any one speak chinese. . ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17946002)

试戴请让营业员协助!:thumbsup

Fuck vegetables??
Hope they do not read English.:winkwink:

ArsewithClass 04-19-2011 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina (Post 17945162)
ni hao Kailan

ni hao :)

Dont know much but know a little mandarin too :thumbsup

DamianJ 04-19-2011 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18068920)
ni hao :)

Dont know much but know a little mandarin too :thumbsup

Can you translate it and do you know about chinese search engines?

No.

So fuck off.


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