Typical Thais
 

Yelled at one of my staff today because one of our fish was clearly about to die and swimming sideways in the tank, advised to change the water. Received this response:

"Fish not die, fish relax"

Then Thais have a lot in common with Dominicans

Whew! LOL!

Get off their back you fucking prick, the fish was just relaxing...

so did the fish pull through? can you post pics?

Fish have to relax too ya know!

typical non-thai...u no listen to fish, fish say he relaxing, all ok

Thai fishes are relaxing all the time

The fish's new nickname is Floater?

:1orglaugh

And when you looked away, they ate the fish.

lol, yeah you have get used to that type of thing if you live here.

Last night, the better half wakes me up, and says he has a surprise for me downstairs. So wandered down, and it was a bloody vacuum cleaner. Hell of a deal, 600 baht/month for 12 months. So we have a 7200 baht vacuum that's worth about 4000.

Now we just need some carpet, and we're good to go! Fuck sakes, the house is tile and wood. We'll never use it, and the cleaning lady won't even know what it is. Some traveling salesman managed to convince him that since we have a dog, we absolutely must have a vacuum to clean up the dog hair.

TiT

oh man thats painful. at least when my twife tells me she now wants something i have the option to go out and get a good deal on it. our vacuum was about 3k baht and i've used it 4-5 times to clean the inside of my pcs and a/cs. she's never used it lol

Did you sack this water buffalo?

must have been an american fish

http://www.petcaregt.com/images/deadfish.jpg

He practice backstroke, no problems... :thumbsup

ADG

lol... :D