whe ultimate webmaster tool... what would it be?
 

What would the ultmate webmaster tool be?

a Hitbot

About 10 inches long and able to go again immediately once it's finished! :Graucho

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a gimp

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I know i already got version 2

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Adult Centro... apparently!

Ultimate? Of what's out there now, it would have to be Content God.

But it won't really be, in itself, ultimate until perhaps the 4.0 version. :)

... I'd say it's 70% there at the moment.

A computer hooked up to the internet.

DynaMite :2 cents:

a polygraph...

An script that that splits the signups 3 ways between the site the gallery maker and the tgp :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

A clone.

a mexican.

adultcentro

a shave detect with automated lawsuit writing script ?

:Graucho

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

i'm on it :thumbsup

" Topic: whe ultimate webmaster tool... what would it be?"

A spell checker?

I don't need no spll chKer :ak47:

Adultcentro... when it's finished.

The ultimate webmaster tool? That's easy

http://www.redbull.com

the end of chargebacks!

I wouldn't call these ultimate, but I would like:

A script that generates avs sites and freesites and submits them that is super easy to use and isn't too expensive.

A cheap script that will submit urls to every search engine and resubmit it every 15 days, or whatever.

A link rotator script where I can plug in urls and images and choose when I want them rotated and tells me which links/images are getting clicked the most.

Cheap chatroom software

A good personals script

Got it. (but expensive, no worries it pays for itself)

Got it.

Got it.

Don't need it.

Don't need it.

a lear jet with 20 hot female pornstars on it that fly out on a moment's notice to visit you in your home the second you require help and give youa FULL body massage to help you relax and think of new options.

Do you mind telling me who you use or did you write those yourself?
I saw a script for the avs/freesite thing but it was $1,500

I saw this really cool marketing tool a few years back.

A programmer I knew came up with this program that basically would send an avatar character out over the entire net carrying an advertising sign. He was about 2 inches high on the screen.

He would just come on your screen all of a sudden, look at you, and then walk straight across your screen carrying this mini billboard sign where a tiny ad would go.

It was a pretty neat concept and I lost touch with him. Thought it had some great potential.

So basically this little guy once turned loose on the net would search out every IP address it could find then walk across that person's display.

These i can do.

1) Site generator => 3 days
2) Link rotator =>3 days
3) Good Personals script => 18 days

and yes I am serious. Hit me up on icq: 144912305 . Maybe we can work something out.

I'm a bit biased but I would say StatsRemote :Graucho

Almost here ;-)
Argh!! :thumbsup