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u-Bob 02-17-2011 11:12 AM

went to the bank today... and wanted to deposite some checks
 
Went to the bank today to sign some papers. My account manager wasn't there, so some new lady helped me. After taking care of the paperwork, I told her I also had a couple of checks I wanted to deposit. Her first reaction:

"I didn't know people still used those."

CaptainHowdy 02-17-2011 11:14 AM

Switch to ePassporte ...

u-Bob 02-17-2011 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17922138)
Switch to ePassporte ...

Chris Mallick won't respond to my messages :(

CaptainHowdy 02-17-2011 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 17922143)
Chris Mallick won't respond to my messages :(

Weird, he looks like a barrel of smiles ...

~Ray 02-17-2011 11:20 AM

links pulled.

thanks!

Jim_Gunn 02-17-2011 12:58 PM

Are you in the U.S.? If so that's a bizarre statement from a bank teller even now in early 2011 where other forms of payment are finally starting to come into more widespread use. Paper checks are still so widely used by every strata of society & business.

By the way, I usually just use the ATM to make my check deposits nowadays. I see so many posts on GFY where people start writing about their negative or at least weird interactions with bank employees usually due to the nature of their business. No need to go inside and talk to any nosy tellers nowadays just to make a simple deposit!

martinsc 02-17-2011 01:15 PM

:1orglaugh

V_RocKs 02-17-2011 01:34 PM

I have the opposite problem.

I went in to send a wire to a designer in Romania. The bank teller looked into my account and then called a manager. He looked at my account for 60 very long seconds and then said, "Mr. [name], do you personally know the person you are sending this wire too? I ask because you seem to receive a lot of wires and often what happens is these Romanians will send you wires that get canceled and your wire goes through. They basically screw you."

I tried telling him I work online and while I am sure what he says happens, happens, my situation is unique. He came out and took me to his desk to explain it again as if I was in denial...

greg80 02-17-2011 01:40 PM

how can someone cancel a wire tranfser? Never heard it happen.

SleazyDream 02-17-2011 01:46 PM

better yet - tried to withdraw some money from my rrsp today - told my the company that they needed financial documents from me to withdraw, and it had to be for urgent emergency financial reasons from my mutual fund WTF??????

banks just don't like giving out money anywhere. I am never investing with a bank again. All real estate I own in my future from now on

u-Bob 02-17-2011 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 17922486)
Are you in the U.S.? If so that's a bizarre statement from a bank teller even now in early 2011 where other forms of payment are finally starting to come into more widespread use. Paper checks are still so widely used by every strata of society & business.

Not in the USA, Western-EU. And it's one of the 4 largest banks in Europe :)

BlackCrayon 02-17-2011 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 17922582)
I have the opposite problem.

I went in to send a wire to a designer in Romania. The bank teller looked into my account and then called a manager. He looked at my account for 60 very long seconds and then said, "Mr. [name], do you personally know the person you are sending this wire too? I ask because you seem to receive a lot of wires and often what happens is these Romanians will send you wires that get canceled and your wire goes through. They basically screw you."

I tried telling him I work online and while I am sure what he says happens, happens, my situation is unique. He came out and took me to his desk to explain it again as if I was in denial...

thats pretty funny.

u-Bob 02-17-2011 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by greg80 (Post 17922605)
how can someone cancel a wire tranfser? Never heard it happen.

As far as I know wires can't be canceled, but EFT's can. That's why it's always better to pay the wire fee instead of opting for the cheaper EFT when you request a payout from certain programs.

:2 cents:

Scott McD 02-17-2011 01:52 PM

You should have skull fucked her !!

u-Bob 02-17-2011 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 17922637)
You should have skull fucked her !!

and posted the vid here, right? :winkwink:

Sunny Day 02-17-2011 02:08 PM

Checks
 
Called me old fashioned, but I'm closing my personal & Biz accounts at a bank that just got bought out. 45 minutes on the phone for customer service? nearest bank is too far away. I can't ever access my accounts online. Mail me cash by registered mail.

wehateporn 02-17-2011 02:10 PM

I receive payment from CCBill in a RFID chip which they implanted inside one of my index fingers.

pimp3611 02-17-2011 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 17922486)
Are you in the U.S.? If so that's a bizarre statement from a bank teller even now in early 2011 where other forms of payment are finally starting to come into more widespread use. Paper checks are still so widely used by every strata of society & business.

By the way, I usually just use the ATM to make my check deposits nowadays. I see so many posts on GFY where people start writing about their negative or at least weird interactions with bank employees usually due to the nature of their business. No need to go inside and talk to any nosy tellers nowadays just to make a simple deposit!

My lame ass bank (TD Canada Trust) won't let you deposit US checks using the ATM. So frustrating wasting time standing in line.

MetaMan 02-17-2011 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 17922582)
I have the opposite problem.

I went in to send a wire to a designer in Romania. The bank teller looked into my account and then called a manager. He looked at my account for 60 very long seconds and then said, "Mr. [name], do you personally know the person you are sending this wire too? I ask because you seem to receive a lot of wires and often what happens is these Romanians will send you wires that get canceled and your wire goes through. They basically screw you."

I tried telling him I work online and while I am sure what he says happens, happens, my situation is unique. He came out and took me to his desk to explain it again as if I was in denial...

:1orglaugh

i like how he explained it again. That is actually a pretty good job on the banks part catching "it". It shows you the scam works.

fuzebox 02-17-2011 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pimp3611 (Post 17922835)
My lame ass bank (TD Canada Trust) won't let you deposit US checks using the ATM. So frustrating wasting time standing in line.

I don't think any Canadian banks will, even if you have a USD account. :2 cents:

junction 02-17-2011 04:42 PM

My credit Union is open 7 days a week, my accounts are free, pays me dividends, and the tellers love when I deposit "adult" checks.

nickutis 02-17-2011 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by pimp3611 (Post 17922835)
My lame ass bank (TD Canada Trust) won't let you deposit US checks using the ATM. So frustrating wasting time standing in line.

did you actually tried to deposit it into CAD account? Usually they just adjust the rate and you're good to go :)

spazlabz 02-17-2011 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 17922582)
I have the opposite problem.

I went in to send a wire to a designer in Romania. The bank teller looked into my account and then called a manager. He looked at my account for 60 very long seconds and then said, "Mr. [name], do you personally know the person you are sending this wire too? I ask because you seem to receive a lot of wires and often what happens is these Romanians will send you wires that get canceled and your wire goes through. They basically screw you."

I tried telling him I work online and while I am sure what he says happens, happens, my situation is unique. He came out and took me to his desk to explain it again as if I was in denial...

If you're in the US I would not be surprised if you are not on the terrorist watch list :1orglaugh

xenigo 02-17-2011 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 17922582)
I have the opposite problem.

I went in to send a wire to a designer in Romania. The bank teller looked into my account and then called a manager. He looked at my account for 60 very long seconds and then said, "Mr. [name], do you personally know the person you are sending this wire too? I ask because you seem to receive a lot of wires and often what happens is these Romanians will send you wires that get canceled and your wire goes through. They basically screw you."

I tried telling him I work online and while I am sure what he says happens, happens, my situation is unique. He came out and took me to his desk to explain it again as if I was in denial...

LOL I had this exact same situation happen the other day wiring money to a designer.

cherrylula 02-17-2011 06:59 PM

I hate banks.

garce 02-17-2011 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimp3611 (Post 17922835)
My lame ass bank (TD Canada Trust) won't let you deposit US checks using the ATM. So frustrating wasting time standing in line.

Open a US account.

I've been dealing with TD Canada Trust since 1998 (just TD Bank back then - at least for a couple of months...) and I know pretty well everyone in my branch. I rarely have a problem, and the people that work there go out of their way to help me.

When I deposit cheques, I line up for a teller - the lines are short enough - and I get "face time" with the employees. We chat, we joke around, and the people at my branch now know me by name. Personal relationships and recognition makes a big difference if you're not huge player.

Its not hard work going to the bank once a week and shooting the shit.

Socks 02-17-2011 08:28 PM

CIBC has US dollar bank machines that will dispense both CAD and USD funds. You'll notice either one or two flags at the top of the machine, if there's a US flag then it will give out US cash. I can withdraw straight from my US$ account using one of those machines. Maybe they will also let you deposit, but not sure.

JFK 02-17-2011 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 17922620)
better yet - tried to withdraw some money from my rrsp today - told my the company that they needed financial documents from me to withdraw, and it had to be for urgent emergency financial reasons from my mutual fund WTF??????

banks just don't like giving out money anywhere. I am never investing with a bank again. All real estate I own in my future from now on

yes, that shit is getting ridiculous as well, then they take the tax off the top and then you wait a week or so to get the money, if you're lucky:2 cents:

blackmonsters 02-17-2011 08:53 PM

I like checks.

They work.

Chosen 02-17-2011 11:22 PM

Checks suck... Well, at least if you're not in the US...

Emil 02-18-2011 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 17922132)
Went to the bank today to sign some papers. My account manager wasn't there, so some new lady helped me. After taking care of the paperwork, I told her I also had a couple of checks I wanted to deposit. Her first reaction:

"I didn't know people still used those."

I get the same kind of reaction everytime I want to cash a check in Sweden.

Jack Sparrow 02-18-2011 02:44 AM

I get that every single time, at the same bank. Always the same reactions, sometimes they even need to call in help to get it all administrated.

Last time they gave me these prefilled papers so i could write 30 on one thingie and still they made fuzz about it.

Markul 02-18-2011 05:46 AM

My bank recently increased the price to cash a check, it now costs $30 per time you cash checks (be it 1 or 100).

They said no one uses checks anymore and that's why it's gotten so expensive to cash it.

BlackCrayon 02-18-2011 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17923312)
Open a US account.

I've been dealing with TD Canada Trust since 1998 (just TD Bank back then - at least for a couple of months...) and I know pretty well everyone in my branch. I rarely have a problem, and the people that work there go out of their way to help me.

When I deposit cheques, I line up for a teller - the lines are short enough - and I get "face time" with the employees. We chat, we joke around, and the people at my branch now know me by name. Personal relationships and recognition makes a big difference if you're not huge player.

Its not hard work going to the bank once a week and shooting the shit.

totally agreed. i was going to my hometown branch since i was 12, so they all knew me. then i moved to ottawa. they wanted to hold my checks, blah blah but once they seen me coming in every week with US checks that have no issue, they were more than happy to do it for me. i just keep going to the same branch and see the same people.

u-Bob 02-18-2011 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 17923932)
My bank recently increased the price to cash a check, it now costs $30 per time you cash checks (be it 1 or 100).

They said no one uses checks anymore and that's why it's gotten so expensive to cash it.

Go to another bank, tell them you'll move all of your accounts (both biz and personal) there if they can give you a better price for depositing checks.... take their offer to your bank....

The Usual Suspect 02-18-2011 07:38 AM

We had a check from a Canadian bank denied, so the funds we had received at first got taken out of our account.
Along with a ?62.24 fee, and this was for an amount of ?156.55.....

On top of that, we are now being told that the Canadian bank wants to charge us another 60 AUD (?44).....
This was a check from LoadedCash, that went over it's 90 days limit, as the bank was processing it.

A bank fee from our bank is one thing, but then the Canadian bank wants to charge 60 AUD as well....wtf??

Loadedcash fixed the denided check quickly, by paying on Paxum instead, but what their bank is charging for this is the first I have ever heard about.
I would think the ?62.24 fee our bank charged, was to cover costs for both them and the other bank.

pimp3611 02-18-2011 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 17922843)
I don't think any Canadian banks will, even if you have a USD account. :2 cents:

You can with CIBC. But TD has the best exchange rate that's why I switched.

pimp3611 02-18-2011 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17923312)
Open a US account.

I've been dealing with TD Canada Trust since 1998 (just TD Bank back then - at least for a couple of months...) and I know pretty well everyone in my branch. I rarely have a problem, and the people that work there go out of their way to help me.

When I deposit cheques, I line up for a teller - the lines are short enough - and I get "face time" with the employees. We chat, we joke around, and the people at my branch now know me by name. Personal relationships and recognition makes a big difference if you're not huge player.

Its not hard work going to the bank once a week and shooting the shit.

I've had a US account for years.

And I never said it's "hard" going to the bank. I'd much rather be able to use the ATM to do it.

pimp3611 02-18-2011 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickutis (Post 17923217)
did you actually tried to deposit it into CAD account? Usually they just adjust the rate and you're good to go :)

I keep my US checks in US dollars in my borderless account :thumbsup

directfiesta 02-18-2011 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 17922843)
I don't think any Canadian banks will, even if you have a USD account. :2 cents:

Correct :
- The US account does not accept ATM deposits at all
- The Can account : you can deposit the US cheque, entering the exact amount of the check... They will then convert it , and adjust the account... But they can warn you not to do it ...

Markul 02-18-2011 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 17924050)
Go to another bank, tell them you'll move all of your accounts (both biz and personal) there if they can give you a better price for depositing checks.... take their offer to your bank....

Yea most banks do this in my country and the ones that don't, I don't want to be with.

Roald 02-18-2011 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 17922621)
Not in the USA, Western-EU. And it's one of the 4 largest banks in Europe :)

did they also double the costs of cashing checks for you like they did to us?


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