SallyRand |
02-02-2011 02:56 AM |
12" here at the farm. 6 F (-14.4 C) with 20 mph (32 KPH) winds. Drifts to 3 ft. (1 meter).
Some fucking GLOBAL WARMING!
From 2 TV stations in the area; I am 25 miles North from a line intersecting Kansas City, Kansas and Topeka, Kansas.
Kansas City:
http://www.kctv5.com/slideshow/news/...93/detail.html
Topeka, Kansas:
http://www.wibw.com/
This really sucks!
Went out for an errand with a neighbor in his FJ Cruiser which he has set up as a Winter vehicle, what with us living out in the boonies. Crested a hill to see an 8 car pileup just ahead.
My buddy being a smart guy, took to the shoulder to avoid this mess but lost it because of the steep 45 degree slope and we rolled over three times, coming to rest on the wheels!
Got to tell you that although the FJ hasn't got a straight bit of sheet metal left on it, it was still running and we were able to keep warm until the cops and the tow trucks got there.
And now, to make matters worse (And it's 3:50 am here!) the neiighbor's big-assed Lab just turned up at the back door, looking like a popsickle, with ice all over his ass and face, so I got ANOTHER dog inside for the night!
Dumbass dog scooted out the doggie door which the neighbors thought they had blocked off, so I called them to say that their little boy could spend the ngiht!
Goofy frozen-assed mutt, anyway!
WOO HOO!
I LIVE IN HELL!
HELL, I TELL YOU!
And a FROZEN Hell at that!
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