What do webmasters really want?
 

Goodwill and peace on Earth? Not hardly.

I'm doing an informal survey of webmasters to find out what you really want.:2 cents:

Better rates from credit card capture companies?

Affiliate programs that won't shave sales?

Better back end software for customizing traffic to landing pages by geolocation, time of day and percent of traffic (5%, 5% and 90%) for testing conversion rates on different landing pages?

Tell me what you really want......and tell me your solutions if you have one.:thumbsup

And not run away with my money

Shaving techniques are at an all time high!

What I want, as a webmaster, and as a human being, is the freedom to fully express and receive love, including sexualove when that's what I feel to do.

Acceptance is a wonderful thing.:thumbsup

I wanna rock!

better conversions
higher cpc

Sponsors that reply to support emails would be nice. If im not asking too much.

Money for doing absolutely nothing. hey, at least i'm being honest :)
WG

For the clock to turn back 5 years.

No shaving, good promo tools, no stupid TOS.

:1orglaugh a little further id say '96? :1orglaugh

1. Honest and fair programs. (No shaving or games)
2. Good content which sells and keep it off the usual pirate spots.
3. Wide variety of customizable promo material without huge urls on them (see #1).

Agree, same here :)

isnt that called a house wife? :helpme :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

uhhhhhhhhh i'll give you Ross's contact, i'm busy....very very busy... :)

I want it all, and I want it now :)

just what i wanted to write :)

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webmasters want scammers like Jason Forrest behind bars

better conversions
more free time
sexier models that are enticing and not boring

i want poo

Everyone wants to decrease their own suffering.

better support if you need anything, doesnt matter how many sales are you sending ...

1. On time payments without ridiculously high minimums.
2. Quick and knowledgeable support.
3. Ample content and promo tools.

Money for nothing and the Chicks for Free.