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dave90210 01-25-2011 01:56 AM

Some People Are Just Fucking Stupid!!!
 
I'm sick of going to dating profiles and the girl is posing with another girl or a group of multiple girls in her avatar. Usually it's the only pic on their profile and your supposed to guess which girl she is. On rare occasions they will mention in their lengthy BIO which one they are but this girl takes the cake

http://bit.ly/goxi90

Deputy Chief Command 01-25-2011 01:58 AM

the joke is on you .. why you going to dating sites

TheDA 01-25-2011 02:53 AM

She's obviously too intelligent for you if you can't work out which one it is from her profile.:2 cents:

dave90210 01-25-2011 02:58 AM

When I first looked at her profile I didn't see the solo pic. I just saw the group shots and the double pic in the avatar. But still if it's your fucking pictures make it just you not your damn friends


Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 17867545)
She's obviously too intelligent for you if you can't work out which one it is from her profile.:2 cents:


darksoul 01-25-2011 03:00 AM

guess she's trying to weed out peeps like you

Gerco 01-25-2011 05:44 AM

in one line she's passionate about wine, in the next she claims she spend all her time with the things she's passionate about... she's a drunk... forget her.

ottopottomouse 01-25-2011 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 17867545)
She's obviously too intelligent for you if you can't work out which one it is from her profile.:2 cents:

+1

She hasn't done the stupidest thing anyway which is to have pics where she looks like a munter surrounded by stunners.

Seth Manson 01-25-2011 06:01 AM

Hah, I went out with Tiffany 2 months ago. She's the chic on the right on the top pic. Tell her Seth says whats up and sorry about the funnel cake. Apparently having a funnel cake on the pier in the wind wasnt too smart, the white powdered sugar blew all over her black dress :)

Man its a small fucking world

pristine 01-25-2011 06:04 AM

The best part is you thought that was a real profile.

Find an ugly girl where she's the only one, and that's a real profile.

CaptainHowdy 01-25-2011 06:19 AM

Love those insecure girls...

pornguy 01-25-2011 06:22 AM

I saw the solo pic right away.

Chosen 01-25-2011 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerco (Post 17867701)
in one line she's passionate about wine, in the next she claims she spend all her time with the things she's passionate about... she's a drunk... forget her.

:1orglaugh

woj 01-25-2011 09:28 AM

worse are pics with her exbf... :2 cents:

VikingMan 01-25-2011 09:50 AM

she is kind of an old broad and too fucking cheap to get on a real dating site

dating sites are awesome, been laid a heap of times from match.com :)

Paul Markham 01-25-2011 09:53 AM

What happened to meeting girls in pubs, wine bars, discos, shopping, etc?

Or sticking an ad in a paper for models. LOL

PR_Glen 01-25-2011 09:56 AM

i'm embarrassed to admit that i'm addicted to checking out dating profiles... It's a brilliant mix of psychology,marketing and total entertainment..

Oh! and all the profiles have the same sentences in it.

-Every girl is 'not looking for head games' who is?

- is 'not looking for a one night stand' despite them having them constantly they still fight the urge to advertise it.

-'no drama' are there any drama enthusiasts out there? especially rare to see men seeking drama...

-'must have a job and a car' despite them not having a job ever or a car. aka buy me stuff! take me places!

-'love to travel but never have the time' means they're broke, take me places!


btw when there is a group picture and no others its the least attractive one always...always... ALWAYS!!! Why? i still can't figure out, like someone will think you are your friend and take a chance on you? that is stupid..

VikingMan 01-25-2011 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 17868198)
i'm embarrassed to admit that i'm addicted to checking out dating profiles... It's a brilliant mix of psychology,marketing and total entertainment..

Oh! and all the profiles have the same sentences in it.

-Every girl is 'not looking for head games' who is?

- is 'not looking for a one night stand' despite them having them constantly they still fight the urge to advertise it.

-'no drama' are there any drama enthusiasts out there? especially rare to see men seeking drama...

-'must have a job and a car' despite them not having a job ever or a car. aka buy me stuff! take me places!

-'love to travel but never have the time' means they're broke, take me places!


btw when there is a group picture and no others its the least attractive one always...always... ALWAYS!!! Why? i still can't figure out, like someone will think you are your friend and take a chance on you? that is stupid..

Here is my favorite: "tired of the bar scene" Ok great! Now that you have let every drunk douche bag in town stab your guts over and over and you are pushing 30 NOW you are going to let a decent guy marry you, give you a big wedding, take you on an expensive honeymoon, buy you a house, car etc. NO THANK YOU!!! Next!

O MARINA 01-25-2011 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave90210 (Post 17867495)
I'm sick of going to dating profiles and the girl is posing with another girl or a group of multiple girls in her avatar. Usually it's the only pic on their profile and your supposed to guess which girl she is. On rare occasions they will mention in their lengthy BIO which one they are but this girl takes the cake

http://bit.ly/goxi90



you have a valid point, group pics are funny and lame for a dating profile
I have seen all kind of weird profile pictures...
how about men's profile pictures on the golf coarse 10000 miles away or with hockey helmets on their head, or self mirror pics with no shirt :D or kissing their dog ?

SexSearchSuzanne 01-25-2011 10:56 AM

My personal favorite: high school grad pics. Nothing says "hot guy I'd like to date" like a cap and gown.

PiracyPitbull 01-25-2011 12:34 PM

She says: "I'm passionate about friends, family, music, work, food and wine . I spend most of my time with these things and that doesn't leave a lot of room for much else."


......Drunk waitress


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