I'd like to indroduce myself:)
 

Hi,

I'm new to this board and hope i can be a member of your community for a long time, hopefully we can build a strong relationship with each other and help each other out.


Thanks

Jesus Christ Has Spoken! :warning

Amen

what's wrong with this picture ? hmmm, well I suppose at least your name is not Jehad (is that how you spell it ?)

go fuck yourself jesus

:321GFY

go fuck yourself, seriously.

RE: I'd like to indroduce myself:)

No you don´t! :ak47:

His real name is

Akbar Muhammed Binash Abu Talib

Hola mi amigo, that's German for Go Fuck Yourself!

You know the rules, show some tits.

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS BASTARD

"And for my first miracle I'm going to make someone scratch thier ass and eat finger food"

Jesus christ go fuck yourself :glugglug

"I told the priest - don't count on any second coming.
God got his ass kicked the first time He came down here slumming
He had the balls to come, the Gall to die and then forgive us-
no, I don't wonder why -
I wonder what he thought it would get us"

-Concrete Blonde

'Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long long year stolen many man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ had His moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed His fate
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game'

Now put your muthafucking hands up
If you'se a rider (ride)
Niggaz ain't killers
So they hidin'
Why?
Fuck em' all, touch em' all
That's the way that we do it
Ride up, hop the fuck out watch that bitch nigga lose it
Man I'm as strong as this game
Ya'll be knowing my name (Edi)
A young high strung thug nigga
Created by pain
Livin' my life in the fast lane
Gettin' fucked by the past
Got my mind on my cash and my next piece of ass
So fuck em' all

hehe,rolling stones 4 life :thumbsup

i think jesus is spamming.

lets crucify him.

Is this you????

http://www.jesus.com/images/jesusright.jpg

I've got the nails!

Go fuck yourself Jesus :321GFY

Blasphemy:321GFY

God damn it what the Hell?


Jak

BTW looks like jesus sold his domain!

Thats was me in my life previous to this,

Try me
you can't deny me , what ever it is , i'm here stay trust me
I'm not gay just happy to be here try to cheer me i'm a lil liery just trying my life all ova again so children please back off till i loose in which case i don't , if you want to battle i don't know why but you sure can try, I'm deffinatly out spoken and my language is broken in many ways, i'm superially know , i'm not alone, i'' ll run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the streets When you call on me just remeber it's all for free:winkwink:

me and you are gonna get along just fine.

I have the cross!

Christ on a stick!!!!

Mohammad says you got it all wrong, so GFY!

Some people really have no life :321GFY

Others, like Bobby Fischer, admit that chess, like much conflict, is about ego: "I like the moment when I break a man?s ego," says Fischer.

<img src="http://www.inspired-art.com/gallery/yourmove.jpg">

you would think Jesus Christ wouldn't need to edit his first post........................

this is the REAL face of Jesus - no Joke. Posted in popular mechanics Dec 2002 through alll kinds of scientific research.

<img src=http://popularmechanics.com/science/research/2002/12/real_face_jesus/images/tb_jesuslead-lg.jpg>

Wow - Jesus is one ugly mother fucker!~ Kind of looks like my Gardner - Jesus .......

wait a minute!

Jesus.... then gardner... Jesus... OH MY GOD! JESUS IS MOWING MY LAWN!

No fuckin' WONDER he got a Hispanic name, then.

Your such sick fuckers :winkwink:
Anyway, a joke :Graucho
................
Programming Contest

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge. They seat
themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming upon the screen, for several hours straight.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan
to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better." Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

Satan is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"

God chuckles, "Everybody knows ... Jesus saves."
.............
:1orglaugh
Oz

Ahh Man, you guys scared Jesus off.
Only one post from him. Sinners!!!
:winkwink:
Oz

you look like shit in that picture sleazy.

KD

my first post, i'm not dumb enough to start a thread on that shit
i just want to see how long ago i registered and never posted

Wow, only 3 post since Jan 2001
Late bloomer? :winkwink:

Oz

Always wanted to say GO FUCK YOURSELF to Jesus Christ! :321GFY

hehe thats old school here

No it's not so this is for both of you.

http://www.adultwebmasterworld.com/misc/fuckyou.jpg

Your All Going to hell! Sinners!!!

Yep. I'm running the mini bar!

fuck jesus

jesus christ,
:321GFY