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dallasnovelty 01-18-2011 06:52 PM

Australian Teens Rescued After Using Sex Doll as Raft
 
Thar she blows up!
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A couple in Australia was rescued after attempting to float down a river near Melbourne on an inflatable sex doll.
9:56AM GMT 18 Jan 2011
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The couple, both aged 19, were found by rescuers clinging to a tree after falling off the doll on Victoria's Yarra River.

They were told off by police who warned that the blow-up toy was "not a recognised flotation device".
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So far 31 people are known to have died in the floods that have hit Queensland, Australia in the last two weeks.

The township of Grantham, 60 miles west of Brisbane, is thought to have been worst hit by the waters which swept through the town without warning.
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Meanwhile across Brisbane, 11,700 homes and 6,000 businesses in 50 suburbs were inundated, and a further 14,000 properties damaged as flood waters peaked.

Towns in the southern Australian state of Victoria were preparing yesterday for their worst floods in 200 years.

Residents of Horsham, a town 190 miles north west of Melbourne, were trying to protect their homes with sandbags as the Wimmera River rose more than 13ft.

Wayne Swan, the Australian treasurer, said the flooding along the east coast was the nation's most expensive natural disaster ever. Some estimates say it will cost £12billion. In Queensland, the floods have killed 31 people.

BIGTYMER 01-18-2011 07:05 PM

Lets hope this improves blow up doll sales.

V_RocKs 01-18-2011 07:08 PM

Don't need one with a shela like that!

Darkhorse 01-18-2011 10:27 PM

Nice waste of SES resources......

Twoface31 01-18-2011 10:37 PM

rescue nice ;)

rowan 01-18-2011 10:41 PM

Glad they think the floods are a big joke...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-18-2011 10:42 PM

LOL @ the guy was quoted as saying that he didn't want to be rescued... :upsidedow

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LRS 01-18-2011 11:41 PM

thats hilarious!!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-19-2011 12:09 AM

His girlfriend looks kinda cute. Article needs better pics. :2 cents:

thickcash_amo 01-19-2011 07:49 AM

lol idiots!

Caligari 01-19-2011 08:03 AM

This is great press for the adult industry-
"Inflatable sex doll saves lives"

we need all we can get;)

u-Bob 01-19-2011 09:26 AM

hehe :)

Chosen 01-19-2011 12:15 PM

LoL :1orglaugh


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