Newfie joke
 

Newfie rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her panties off and says, "This is for the flowers!"
Newf says, "Don't be silly, you must have a vase around here somewhere!"

:1orglaugh

It was good for a laugh.

I smiled.

Chris, you may have just ruined my planned anniversary surprise...

Nice man!!! ahahhaha!