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edgeprod 01-12-2011 04:24 PM

Check the math, please ...
 
16 - 36 = 25 - 45
Both result in -20, so they're equivalent, right?

(16 - 36) + 81/4 = (25 - 45) + 81/4
Since they're both equivalent, let's add 81/4 to each side

a^2 - 2*a*b + b^2 = (a - b)^2

or

4^2 - 2*4*(9/2) + (9/2)^2 = 5^2 - 2*5*(9/2) + (9/2)^2
(16 - 36 + 81/14 = 25 - 45 + 81/4)

4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2
Performed square root and subtraction from each side

4 = 5
Removed extraneous data (9/2) from each side

Therefore:

2+2 = 5

... right or wrong?

Brujah 01-12-2011 04:29 PM

wrong. :warning

CaptainHowdy 01-12-2011 04:30 PM

Square root of negative one...

dyna mo 01-12-2011 04:31 PM

both trains arrive at 4 pm.

GrouchyAdmin 01-12-2011 04:32 PM

Think you forgot to run this past mrkris..

Mike Honcho 01-12-2011 04:33 PM

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blackmonsters 01-12-2011 04:42 PM

a^2 - 2*a*b + b^2 = (a - b)^2

That would be a brand new kind of math than I never learned.

mineistaken 01-12-2011 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 17840030)
a^2 - 2*a*b + b^2 = (a - b)^2

That would be a brand new kind of math than I never learned.

where did you go to school?

Odysseus 01-12-2011 04:48 PM

(4 - 9/2)^2=(5 - 9/2)^2
|4 - 9/2|=|5 - 9/2|
4 - 9/2=+\-(5 - 9/2)
4 - 9/2 = -5 + 9/2
4 + 5 = 9/2 + 9/2
9 = 9
2 + 2 = 4 !!!

dyna mo 01-12-2011 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 17840030)
a^2 - 2*a*b + b^2 = (a - b)^2

That would be a brand new kind of math than I never learned.

i could be wrong, but from my trig days, i believe this is the pythagorean formula.

blackmonsters 01-12-2011 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 17840039)
where did you go to school?

Some dumb ass college that told me to solve the problem by isolating "a" and "b" and
defining "a" in terms of "b" or "b" in terms of "a" and then plugging in either a value for "a" or "b" and then solving the equation for the other variable.


Yeah, wish I could get my money back for that course.

:1orglaugh

mineistaken 01-12-2011 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 17840063)
Some dumb ass college that told me to solve the problem by isolating "a" and "b" and
defining "a" in terms of "b" or "b" in terms of "a" and then plugging in either a value for "a" or "b" and then solving the equation for the other variable.


Yeah, wish I could get my money back for that course.

:1orglaugh

As far as I remember its about 6th grade material, not college stuff :winkwink:

Odysseus 01-12-2011 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 17840030)
a^2 - 2*a*b + b^2 = (a - b)^2

That would be a brand new kind of math than I never learned.

(a - b)^2 = (a - b)*(a - b) = a*a - a*b - b*a + b*b = a^2 - a*b - a*b + b^2 = a^2 - 2a*b + b^2

a^2 - 2*a*b + b^2 = (a - b)^2

cocetz3 01-12-2011 04:56 PM

are you all motherfuckers on crack or what

KickAssJesse 01-12-2011 04:56 PM

2 + 2 = 4

blackmonsters 01-12-2011 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17840057)
i could be wrong, but from my trig days, i believe this is the pythagorean formula.

Oh yeah,

Like a^2 + b^2 = c^2

It's like a^2 is one side of the triangle and b^2 is another side and c^2 is the hypotenuse.

what happens if you have value 7=c^2 and try to solve for c?

Odysseus 01-12-2011 05:10 PM

2+2=5 or 2*2=5 - this equates to only when you go to the bank to take credit! ;)

edgeprod 01-12-2011 05:15 PM

Hehehe, this is an old troll, but still a pretty fun one. Usually it ends with "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!"

blackmonsters 01-12-2011 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odysseus (Post 17840071)
(a - b)^2 = (a - b)*(a - b) = a*a - a*b - b*a + b*b = a^2 - a*b - a*b + b^2 = a^2 - 2a*b + b^2

a^2 - 2*a*b + b^2 = (a - b)^2

I got this when I tried that :

(a - b)^2 = (a - b)*(a - b) = a(a - b) - b(a - b) = (a^2 - ab) - (ab - b^2) = a^2 - 2ab - b^2

mineistaken 01-12-2011 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 17840177)
I got this when I tried that :

(a - b)^2 = (a - b)*(a - b) = a(a - b) - b(a - b) = (a^2 - ab) - (ab - b^2) = a^2 - 2ab - b^2

please stop .. :)

HomerSimpson 01-12-2011 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Honcho (Post 17839998)

math doesn't suck...
but does she (suck)?

blackmonsters 01-12-2011 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 17840214)
please stop .. :)

No, I must keep going until the truth is exposed. :1orglaugh

cam_girls 01-12-2011 09:08 PM

Oldie but a goodie.

Much simpler version with a=2 b=1 and easier to follow.

I didn't check it, but I'm 99% sure you introduced an irrelevant root.

No use making a joke at this point as Americans don't Root!


CLUE

LET X = -2
X^2 = 4
X = SQRT(4)
X = 2

2 = -2

justfreemovies 01-13-2011 02:45 AM

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cam_girls 01-13-2011 03:06 AM



So you've got

let
a^2 - 2ab + b^2 = c^2 -2cd + d^2

therefore
(a - b)^2 = (c - d)^2

therefore
(a - b) = (c - d)

let a = 1, b = 2, c =4, d = 3

(1 - 2)^2 = (4 - 3)^2

1 = 1

Even though (1 - 2) =/= (4 - 3)

so X^2 = Y^2
-/-> X = Y
(equal squares does not imply equal values)


darksoul 01-13-2011 03:12 AM

Heres one problem thats elementary and uses no tricks.
1/3 = 0.(3) (0.(3) means 0 followed by an infinite number of 3s 0.333333333333...)

1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = 3/3 = 1

0.(3) + 0.(3) + 0.(3) = 0.(9)

results:

1 = 0.(9) !

cam_girls 01-13-2011 03:36 AM

There is no possible number between 0.999999... and 1

so they must be equal.

darksoul 01-13-2011 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 17841094)
There is no possible number between 0.999999... and 1

so they must be equal.

0.(9) = 9/10
you're saying that
9/10 = 1 ? which equivs 9 = 10

cam_girls 01-13-2011 04:02 AM

0.9... = 9/9 :thumbsup

CPA37710T 01-13-2011 04:04 AM

this is like playing some residet evil puzzle its so hard!!

XV_Lawrence 01-13-2011 04:10 AM

wrong :))

darksoul 01-13-2011 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 17841120)
0.9... = 9/9 :thumbsup

math is not something you make up on the way. If thats what you've been thought you should slap your math teacher.

u-Bob 01-13-2011 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darksoul (Post 17841105)
0.(9) = 9/10
you're saying that
9/10 = 1 ? Which equivs 9 = 10

0.(9) != 9/10
0.9 = 9/10

cam_girls 01-13-2011 05:32 AM

1/9 = 0.11111...
2/9 = 0.22222...
3/9 = 0.33333...
4/9 = 0.44444...
5/9 = 0.55555...
6/9 = 0.66666...
7/9 = 0.77777...
8/9 = 0.88888...
9/9 = 0.99999...


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cooldude7 01-13-2011 05:34 AM

i was always bad at math.

darksoul 01-13-2011 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 17841209)
1/9 = 0.11111...
2/9 = 0.22222...
3/9 = 0.33333...
4/9 = 0.44444...
5/9 = 0.55555...
6/9 = 0.66666...
7/9 = 0.77777...
8/9 = 0.88888...
9/9 = 0.99999...

While the first 8 match, the 9th is made so your logic works because 9/9 =1 not 0.(9) because you say so.

Quote:

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darksoul 01-13-2011 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 17841147)
0.(9) != 9/10
0.9 = 9/10

my bad on that one

cam_girls 01-13-2011 05:46 AM

Huh? I haven't been corrected in 10,000 posts on sci.math in 10 years.

This is kindy stuff. Stop twisting my posts.

darksoul 01-13-2011 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 17841234)
Huh? I haven't been corrected in 10,000 posts on sci.math in 10 years.

This is kindy stuff. Stop twisting my posts.

Obviously, also nobody corrected you in your paranormal bullshit in hundreds of posts
mister Truman :1orglaugh

cam_girls 01-13-2011 05:54 AM

So tell me a number BETWEEN 0.9.. recurring and 1.0 Smartass!

Emil 01-13-2011 06:06 AM

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darksoul 01-13-2011 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 17841246)
so tell me a number between 0.9.. Recurring and 1.0 smartass!

1 - 0.(9) :)

In all seriousness I've read this started a lot of debates so I'm going to let it go https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/0.999...
To me it seems that its just made to fit in so things work, but hey

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darksoul 01-13-2011 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 17841326)
yeh right SMART ASS!

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I pity you

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