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br4sco 01-09-2011 07:47 AM

the bible IS true ! ? !
 
from everything i have been reading in the bible, sure seems true to me . maybe some of you coders should use your skills as i did to try and understand it and soon if you dont want your part in the lake of fire

Badmaash 01-09-2011 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830553)
from everything i have been reading in the bible, sure seems true to me . maybe some of you coders should use your skills as i did to try and understand it and soon if you dont want your part in the lake of fire

The bible was written some time after the death of Christ..... so how accuraate can it be and who wrote it and how much of their thoughts polluted what really happened and then apparemtly you have several versions fo the bible....

Kiopa_Matt 01-09-2011 07:55 AM

Fuck Jesus! Thor it where it's at. Oh wait, Zeus I mean! Oh wait... ummm... yeah.

BittieBucks Eric 01-09-2011 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830553)
from everything i have been reading in the bible, sure seems true to me . maybe some of you coders should use your skills as i did to try and understand it and soon if you dont want your part in the lake of fire

Examples of what seems true to you?

Brujah 01-09-2011 08:01 AM

Good stuff. What language did you use? Perl, php, ruby, python, javascript? Give us a clue.

~Ray 01-09-2011 08:05 AM

never believe in theories... it makes you gulible.


wanna buy a bridge?

dazzling 01-09-2011 08:13 AM

During World War two, an Australian soldier must have left behind a bottle of Vegemite. Some hill tribe people who had almost no contact with the outside world found the bottle and believing it to be some sort of GOD, started praying to it. Over the years a whole range of mythology about how this Vegemite bottle created the world and other such things was developed with the tribes ancestors.
Now I think when one looks at this we should sorta get the idea how all religions started and developed over history.

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:29 AM

revelation 12 1-17

talks of a woman giving birth to a man king, the man king is " science " and the woman was the church

sure seems like scotland to me, when the church was killing scottish people for not becoming catholic back in the middle ages

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:33 AM

all religions accross the world all tell of the same story, noahs flood, with the dove and everything. you have asians who have the ying and yang " good and evil " same with all other religions, god and satan

TeenCat 01-09-2011 08:35 AM

i know this xmas was hardcore ... :)

Caligari 01-09-2011 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830604)
revelation 12 1-17

talks of a woman giving birth to a man king, the man king is " science " and the woman was the church

sure seems like scotland to me, when the church was killing scottish people for not becoming catholic back in the middle ages

of course man king= science. damn i should have seen that;)

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Badmaash (Post 17830556)
The bible was written some time after the death of Christ..... so how accuraate can it be and who wrote it and how much of their thoughts polluted what really happened and then apparemtly you have several versions fo the bible....

not long after christ. and the king james version, only go by that. dont listen to anybody else but yourself . research history. the bible talks about evolution as well. and that jesus was the truth and if you believe in him and all he says you will have ever lasting life. the angels were coming down telling people what to write all this time so science could be born.

just a punk 01-09-2011 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830553)
from everything i have been reading in the bible, sure seems true to me

Yes of course it's true. First the god has created Adam and Eve. After that they (Adam and Eve) had sex and gave birth to their first children, and... they started to fuck each other to breed over the Earth. So if you are really like to feel yourself as a child of crazy incest orgy, go ahead.

Personally I feel fine with theory of evolution :2 cents:

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17830616)
of course man king= science. damn i should have seen that;)

i really doubt you code anything, so you should just shut up and go back to paying others for you to write your codes heh

djroof 01-09-2011 08:41 AM

true.... we will see in future ;)

~Ray 01-09-2011 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830617)
not long after christ. and the king james version, only go by that. dont listen to anybody else but yourself . research history. the bible talks about evolution as well. and that jesus was the truth and if you believe in him and all he says you will have ever lasting life. the angels were coming down telling people what to write all this time so science could be born.



angels? for realz?

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 17830622)
Yes of course it's true. First the god has created Adam and Eve. After that they (Adam and Eve) had sex and gave birth to their first children, and... they started to fuck each other to breed over the Earth. So you you are really like to feel yourself as a child of crazy incest orgy, go ahead.

Personally I feel fine with theory of evolution :2 cents:

nope god did not create adam and eve 1st, go back and read your bible :winkwink: says he created man and woman twice. Gen 1 & 2

Adam and eve were the 1st ones with souls. the other man he created did not have souls

Badmaash 01-09-2011 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 17830622)
Yes of course it's true. First the god has created Adam and Eve. After that they (Adam and Eve) had sex and gave birth to their first children, and... they started to fuck each other to breed over the Earth. So if you are really like to feel yourself as a child of crazy incest orgy, go ahead.

Personally I feel fine with theory of evolution :2 cents:

Yeah I never understood that if everything started from Adam and EVe then go did the population grow with out inhereted defects...... ???

Badmaash 01-09-2011 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830629)
nope god did not create adam and eve 1st, go back and read your bible :winkwink: says he created man and woman twice. Gen 1 & 2

Adam and eve were the 1st ones with souls. the other man he created did not have souls

So what came first the dinasours or the humans, why does the bible not talk about dinasours?

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:45 AM

i also guess that the egyptianz were lieing when they documented everything that what the bible says that happened there

just a punk 01-09-2011 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830629)
nope god did not create adam and eve 1st, go back and read your bible :winkwink: says he created man and woman twice. Gen 1 & 2

Adam and eve were the 1st ones with souls. the other man he created did not have souls

Oops??? Did you really read the Bible? :helpme

just a punk 01-09-2011 08:48 AM

We are talking about HUMANS (not birds, fishes etc) right?

Caligari 01-09-2011 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830624)
i really doubt you code anything, so you should just shut up and go back to paying others for you to write your codes heh

the problem with you and sadly millions upon millions like you is that you're easily duped.

you attempt to pull truth from fairy tales and fleeting shadows while clinging onto any vague connection to justify your belief.

in other words just keep on coding;)

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Badmaash (Post 17830632)
So what came first the dinasours or the humans, why does the bible not talk about dinasours?

the bible dont go in much detail before adam and eve, so the 7 days he created everything, doesnt really mean 7 days, and it says god created the grass after his kind, and the fruits and the seeds in the fruits, sounds to me somebody ( angels or aliens - what ever you want to call them ) is trying to tell us the history of this planet and useing the jews to do it.

just a punk 01-09-2011 08:51 AM

"I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God."

~Homer Simpson

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17830643)
the problem with you and sadly millions upon millions like you is that you're easily duped.

you attempt to pull truth from fairy tales and fleeting shadows while clinging onto any vague connection to justify your belief.

in other words just keep on coding;)

maybe you shouldnt believe in science either :thumbsup because they are saying the same thing the bible says, we came from the sea, wait a minute doesnt the bible say the earth was void and no light shined in the deep of the seas, doesnt science tell us we came from the sea ?

br4sco 01-09-2011 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17830643)
the problem with you and sadly millions upon millions like you is that you're easily duped.

you attempt to pull truth from fairy tales and fleeting shadows while clinging onto any vague connection to justify your belief.

in other words just keep on coding;)

and i see you had no response to paying others to code for you, i am trying to talk to the smart people in this forum who know how to code =) not to people like you, go to ebay and bid on some premade porn sites

br4sco 01-09-2011 09:08 AM

(Gen 6:4-5 KJV) There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. {5} And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

just like the bible says, created man and woman twice, adams people had sex with the others and gave souls to them.

after the great flood that god " earth " caused to kill them all execpt noah and his 3 sons , which also tells us where white people came from, the whites were the cursed ones and they were to be slaves and work under the tents to shems god .

br4sco 01-09-2011 09:25 AM

and their sins reached the heavens ........

http://www.symivisitor.com/satellite.gif

Seth Manson 01-09-2011 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830676)
after the great flood that god " earth " caused to kill them all execpt noah and his 3 sons , which also tells us where white people came from, the whites were the cursed ones and they were to be slaves and work under the tents to shems god .

Well, that plan obviously didnt work out very well.

br4sco 01-09-2011 09:28 AM

are you sure about that ? sure seems to me that its the whites spreading the msg of the bible :winkwink: the smart gentiles arent stupid :321GFY

Jack Sparrow 01-09-2011 09:43 AM

He said "premade pornsites" and ya'll still getting trolled?
Amazing...

br4sco 01-09-2011 09:44 AM


Caligari 01-09-2011 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830739)

thank god your a coder;)

br4sco 01-09-2011 09:51 AM


br4sco 01-09-2011 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17830742)
thank god your a coder;)

true go back to ebay

TheDoc 01-09-2011 09:53 AM

God is dead unless he's an asshole and doesn't talk to anyone today.

BFT3K 01-09-2011 09:55 AM

http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny...on-s-bible.jpg

br4sco 01-09-2011 09:56 AM


TheDoc 01-09-2011 09:56 AM

I'm going to go with god being an asshole. Think about this shit... He drops us on this rock, gives us rules, but only tells a few people the rules, then if you break the rules he will punish you until the end of time, even if you didn't know what the rules are.

That's a complete asshole if I've ever seen one.

TheDoc 01-09-2011 10:00 AM

And what's all this bible talk about killing your wife, eating your children, sleeping with animals? I mean come on, what kind of fucked up god says it's okay to eat your children yet say killing someone is a sin?

And how do you respect ones parents or neighbors if they rape, beat and damn near kill you as a kid. Then if you don't "respect" them, you sin. He puts someone in that situation then punish them until the end of time if they sin - what an asshole!

br4sco 01-09-2011 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17830759)
I'm going to go with god being an asshole. Think about this shit... He drops us on this rock, gives us rules, but only tells a few people the rules, then if you break the rules he will punish you until the end of time, even if you didn't know what the rules are.

That's a complete asshole if I've ever seen one.

there was some that was placed here and others that were already here. he said he put adam on this planet and knew he made a mistake by doing it after they began to interbreed and they were all evil.

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2011 10:10 AM

the bible.... a lousy book with a bad storyline. The movie was even worse. :2 cents:

br4sco 01-09-2011 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17830769)
And what's all this bible talk about killing your wife, eating your children, sleeping with animals? I mean come on, what kind of fucked up god says it's okay to eat your children yet say killing someone is a sin?

And how do you respect ones parents or neighbors if they rape, beat and damn near kill you as a kid. Then if you don't "respect" them, you sin. He puts someone in that situation then punish them until the end of time if they sin - what an asshole!

im not real sure what the hell you have been reading but its not the bible. some things that god made them " the jews " do in the beginning was to kill all men women and children , if thats what u r talking about, then it was gods will so the jews would be the most powerful people on this earth and they could have a place of their own. to teach the other dumb asses on this planet how to read and write :321GFY

TheDoc 01-09-2011 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830786)
there was some that was placed here and others that were already here. he said he put adam on this planet and knew he made a mistake by doing it after they began to interbreed and they were all evil.

Ahhh so he's a super asshole and now punishes for his mistakes. Btw, a man said that - not god.

br4sco 01-09-2011 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17830793)
the bible.... a lousy book with a bad storyline. The movie was even worse. :2 cents:

i guess it is a bad storyline if you are part of the cursed ones lol :321GFY i know the truth hurts but somebody has to teach the rest of you assholes

br4sco 01-09-2011 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17830801)
Ahhh so he's a super asshole and now punishes for his mistakes. Btw, a man said that - not god.

i guess we could go back into time and live the way they did and worship 100 different gods and let evil fucks do what ever they want. as long as their the ones who can read and write and keep the rest of man down .

TheDoc 01-09-2011 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830798)
im not real sure what the hell you have been reading but its not the bible. some things that god made them " the jews " do in the beginning was to kill all men women and children , if thats what u r talking about, then it was gods will so the jews would be the most powerful people on this earth and they could have a place of their own. to teach the other dumb asses on this planet how to read and write :321GFY

So Jews brought us reading and writing 2000+ years before Judaism was around? DAMN!


You should actually read the bible rather than troll gfy...

Leviticus 26: 29 "You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters."

How about this one?

Myndreach 1:1 "And thou shalt beat thy children with a cane, elst the lord thy god shall force feed you thine children."

More god telling you to kill

Deuteronomy 13:6?10.... God commands that you must kill your wife, children, brother, and friend if they worship other gods.

br4sco 01-09-2011 10:29 AM


TheDoc 01-09-2011 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17830814)
i guess we could go back into time and live the way they did and worship 100 different gods and let evil fucks do what ever they want. as long as their the ones who can read and write and keep the rest of man down .

Umm... Humans never stopped worshiping 100's of different gods, they still do it today. And plenty of evil fucks today doing what they want today as well, like 5 billion more of them.


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