My loving, wonderful, amazing girlfriend sent me this today:
 

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

Joke is overdone at the end. The punch line loses itself. You suck.

lol 8chars

eat a dick

you lost me at 'study'.

I'd have to agree :upsidedow

Be glad she didn't forward any penis enlargement pills or v1agra spam :)

I'm not reading that...

not for me....