Ever farted on a date?
 

This can help you!

hahaha

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,75658,00.html

I have been farted on during a 69.

Me too. Lots of times .. but they're usually queefs.

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.........

hahaha!

did you guys at least read the article?

I'll take one in every color.

... by that nickname, not a fucking surprise !

sharky,

those anti-gas underpants are a definate must!!

That is hilarious!!!

Where do I invest!!!!

:1orglaugh

not on a date but im farting now

Holy shit, you've got to be kidding me! Fart pants! Come on now. :fart

LMAO.

Only Sharky would find an article like that:1orglaugh

where can I get me one of them?

How can you?:helpme

Interesting.

I've been thinking of inventing the fart shoe. A fart generator is built into each shoe, so with every step the wearer takes you get a different style of fart noise. Everything from the "loud ripper" to the high squeaker, to the wet bubbler.

I'm thinking they'd go over big. Thoughts?

I was on top and it went right up my nose.
kinda killed the mood.

I believe that.

Just thinking about it turns me off.