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MetaMan 12-29-2010 01:18 PM

OK I was just ARRESTED: (fascist pigs!)
 
So I was cruising down the highway coming home from Banff. And i blew by this weight station (they are for semi trucks). I was defiantly speeding.

So 20 secs later i see sirens behind me. I pull over. This shaved head donkey cop walks up to my window. Asks me to get out of car. He then proceeds to tell me he would like to "pat me down for weapons".

The cop pats me down, give me a TSA ball grab and tells me "When you are carrying such a heavy load you have to stop at the weigh station".

He proceeds to cuff me and take me in. I'm fucking livid. $2000 bond. :mad:

ottopottomouse 12-29-2010 01:26 PM

SallyRand seems to have hijacked your account.

dyna mo 12-29-2010 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17807185)
SallyRand seems to have hijacked your account.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 12-29-2010 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17807185)
SallyRand seems to have hijacked your account.

You have seen his cock?

Dvae 12-29-2010 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17807170)
So I was cruising down the highway coming home from Banff. And i blew by this weight station (they are for semi trucks). I was defiantly speeding.

So 20 secs later i see sirens behind me. I pull over. This shaved head donkey cop walks up to my window. Asks me to get out of car. He then proceeds to tell me he would like to "pat me down for weapons".

The cop pats me down, give me a TSA ball grab and tells me "When you are carrying such a heavy load you have to stop at the weigh station".

He proceeds to cuff me and take me in. I'm fucking livid. $2000 bond. :mad:

Doesn't the sign say "All Trucks" not "Semi-Trucks Only"?
If so you=dumbass!

MetaMan 12-29-2010 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 17807234)
Doesn't the sign say "All Trucks" not "Semi-Trucks Only"?
If so you=dumbass!

Ya you're so smart that you had to ask the question dumb ass.

you = jealous

baddog 12-29-2010 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 17807234)
Doesn't the sign say "All Trucks" not "Semi-Trucks Only"?
If so you=dumbass!

I hope you are ESL. If not, slow down and read it out loud. That might help. :2 cents:

d-null 12-29-2010 02:03 PM

I call BS on the story, cars never have to stop at a weigh station, unless it was an inspection station but I don't think they have those where you were driving.

Itchy 12-29-2010 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17807170)
So I was cruising down the highway coming home from Banff. And i blew by this weight station (they are for semi trucks). I was defiantly speeding.

So 20 secs later i see sirens behind me. I pull over. This shaved head donkey cop walks up to my window. Asks me to get out of car. He then proceeds to tell me he would like to "pat me down for weapons".

The cop pats me down, give me a TSA ball grab and tells me "When you are carrying such a heavy load you have to stop at the weigh station".

He proceeds to cuff me and take me in. I'm fucking livid. $2000 bond. :mad:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 12-29-2010 02:08 PM

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Dvae 12-29-2010 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17807246)
I hope you are ESL. If not, slow down and read it out loud. That might help. :2 cents:

I missed the car part. I was focused on the "When you are carrying such a heavy load you have to stop at the weigh station"
which made me think he was driving some sort box truck.

So was he pulled over for speeding or is it just another MetaMan bullshit story?

~Ray 12-29-2010 02:10 PM

his balls are heavy

dyna mo 12-29-2010 02:15 PM

mm, you need a gfy sidekick to snag that crucial 2nd post and corroborate your story so these sorts of threads don't backfire like this.

Davy 12-29-2010 02:17 PM

There's a recording of a cop calling a tourist "German boy" and stuff.

"Why are you driving in my country" - that cop is simply unreal.

dyna mo 12-29-2010 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davy (Post 17807308)
There's a recording of a cop calling a tourist "German boy" and stuff.

"Why are you driving in my country" - that cop is simply unreal.

that cop should of gotten fired for not writing that traffic scofflaw up for going 95mph.

he let that german off easy.

_Richard_ 12-29-2010 02:21 PM

you're going to be popular back at the station

marketsmart 12-29-2010 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17807301)
mm, you need a gfy sidekick to snag that crucial 2nd post and corroborate your story so these sorts of threads don't backfire like this.

i was in the passenger seat and all i can say is that i am glad the cop got him first..

if he would have patted me down, he would have really seen what weight was...

meta is like my robin....

i am the batman..... :thumbsup





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Double trouble 12-29-2010 02:29 PM

http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r...g_evidence.gif

dyna mo 12-29-2010 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17807350)
i was in the passenger seat and all i can say is that i am glad the cop got him first..

if he would have patted me down, he would have really seen what weight was...

meta is like my robin....

i am the batman..... :thumbsup





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perfect, now y'all just need to work on coordination!

_Richard_ 12-29-2010 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double trouble (Post 17807353)

cracks me up every single time

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-29-2010 02:37 PM

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brassmonkey 12-29-2010 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double trouble (Post 17807353)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

seeandsee 12-29-2010 02:54 PM

that eating evidences are best :)

icymelon 12-29-2010 02:56 PM

super troopers?

MetaMan 12-29-2010 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17807350)
i was in the passenger seat and all i can say is that i am glad the cop got him first..

if he would have patted me down, he would have really seen what weight was...

meta is like my robin....

i am the batman..... :thumbsup





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Only big cock swingers up in this bitch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 17807278)
I missed the car part. I was focused on the "When you are carrying such a heavy load you have to stop at the weigh station"
which made me think he was driving some sort box truck.

So was he pulled over for speeding or is it just another MetaMan bullshit story?

You missed the part where you insert your brain in before thinking.

Name ONE bullshit story I have told. They are all 100% truth. I live the life of a PLAYA while the bitches call you the MASTURBATOR.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

me = :pimp

marketsmart 12-29-2010 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17807593)
Only big cock swingers up in this bitch!



You missed the part where you insert your brain in before thinking.

Name ONE bullshit story I have told. They are all 100% truth. I live the life of a PLAYA while the bitches call you the MASTURBATOR.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

me = :pimp

dont sweat him...

that dsylexic bitch can't even spell his name right....

and obviously he has small penis syndrome... :2 cents:

werd....




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Seth Manson 12-29-2010 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17807224)
You have seen his cock?

See sig.

lazycash 12-29-2010 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17807185)
SallyRand seems to have hijacked your account.

Tough call on which one is funnier.

Mutt 12-29-2010 10:23 PM

all i'll say is there's a much better chance that this story is true than there is that Sally is female.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-29-2010 11:07 PM

The scales after the Cochrane turn off? You're lucky they didn't take you down some dirt road and cornhole you, lol...

MetaMan 12-29-2010 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17808274)
The scales after the Cochrane turn off? You're lucky they didn't take you down some dirt road and cornhole you, lol...

Sounds like bad luck to me. :(

Twoface31 12-30-2010 12:16 AM

sound bad, :)

Paul Markham 12-30-2010 05:18 AM

What were you charged with?

GrouchyAdmin 12-30-2010 05:31 AM

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Dodododa 12-30-2010 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17807323)
that cop should of gotten fired for not writing that traffic scofflaw up for going 95mph.

he let that german off easy.

It's my understanding that the cops can't fine foreign license holders. That's why they get so pissed at them.

kristin 12-30-2010 05:43 AM

$2k bond eh?

Paul Markham 12-30-2010 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodododa (Post 17808550)
It's my understanding that the cops can't fine foreign license holders. That's why they get so pissed at them.

I've been fined here in Czech and in Germany. Maybe different in the US.

Chosen 12-30-2010 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double trouble (Post 17807353)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

docputer 12-30-2010 05:59 AM

US can fine foreign drivers, just not those who have diplomatic credentials

MetaMan 12-30-2010 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 17808562)
$2k bond eh?

Looked it over 10 times I read English in my post every time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17808530)
What were you charged with?

Carrying a concealed weapon and driving with a load to big for the road.

brassmonkey 12-30-2010 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 17808577)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 12-30-2010 10:05 AM

i got pulled over near the same area a few years back , almost the same time of year , we were all listening to music loud, doing about 120, noticed the lights in the rear and pulled over , cop is pissed off , says he has been following me for 2 miles with lights and sirens on. Was probably ready to arrest me but then he spotted the kids, wife and dog in the truck and probably figured it was going to be a hassle.

_Richard_ 12-30-2010 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodododa (Post 17808550)
It's my understanding that the cops can't fine foreign license holders. That's why they get so pissed at them.

generally they probably will, however not much ability to collect on a judgment that has no hope in being collected on

dyna mo 12-30-2010 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodododa (Post 17808550)
It's my understanding that the cops can't fine foreign license holders. That's why they get so pissed at them.

cops can impound the car and arrest them for going 95 in a 70mph zone.

wanna get out of jail? pay the fine.

munki 12-30-2010 10:46 AM

So much win it's relapsed into fail, and is headed back around the corner to win again.

PR_Glen 12-30-2010 11:14 AM

i hate it when i see sirens...

ottopottomouse 12-30-2010 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 17809180)
i hate it when i see sirens...

i hate it when i hear flashing lights...

munki 12-30-2010 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 17809180)
i hate it when i see sirens...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17809343)
i hate it when i hear flashing lights...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup:thumbsup

JFK 12-30-2010 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17807367)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

JFK 12-30-2010 12:35 PM

Fitty fascist pigs:Oh crap


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