Some Funny Toronto Maple Leaf Jokes
 

I'm a big Leaf's fan but some of these are pretty funny :-)

Enjoy!

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The OPP are cracking down on speeders heading into Toronto . For the first offense, they give you 2 Maple leaf tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

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Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs ?

A. The Toronto Maple Leafs

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Q. What do the Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q. How do you keep a Toronto maple Leaf out of your yard?

A. Put up a goalie net .

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Q. What do you call a Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?

A. Real Old

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Q. How many Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?

A. Nobody remembers.

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Q. What do the Maple Leafs and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

and that's just the tip of the iceberg

Great to see, that its finally sinking in Mark :1orglaugh:thumbsup

hmm wrong thread

This thread makes me smile and be sad all at the same time. Very confusing. lol

Charlie Waffles approves this message

that last one is a winner.

funny ones, even for girls like me who dont follow sports

I googled "toronto maple oafs" and amazingly only 2 listings came up for it.

http://www.google.ca/search?q=%22tor...minAe9uc zRDg

We in Winnipeg have been calling them that for decades.

I am heading to see the Leafs in LA. I won't set my expectations too high on a win for the Leafs.

How are the Leafs like the Titanic?
They both look great till they hit the ice.

won some good money on the leafs losing tonight :D