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TheFLY 01-15-2003 09:03 PM

Official GFY Asylum: (post in here if you are "officially" insane and need treatment)
 
Welcome to the Official GFY Mental Asylum -- take refuge here on the occasion when you need it... The Asylum is always here for you in your time of need. We will protect you from the demons, nurture you back to sanity -- and all will be sacred and safe here, down in the O.G. Mental Asylum...

(note add your name and quote this each time a new member is added to the O.G. Mental Asylum...)

Current Members List:

TheFLY
???

PS: This thread will never die -- a lot of you need help!

Juicy D. Links 01-15-2003 09:04 PM

I get more ass than a toilet seat

Theo 01-15-2003 09:04 PM

TheFLY
Soul_Rebel

Brat 01-15-2003 09:04 PM

ooooh oooh
ME ME!!!


pick ME!!!
:)

MonkeyMan 01-15-2003 09:05 PM

I wanna start "The offical GFY TheFLY is a homosexual thread"

But I dont have the balls.... I'm sorry for having evil thoughts about you massa'


Please don't beat me.

TheFLY 01-15-2003 09:06 PM

Rule 1: It's possible to suggest that we commit any GFY member, but at least 3 people must agree in oder for the commitment to be valid!

Rule 2: You must be an Official GFY Mental Asylum Patient (either volunteered or self-comitted) in order to create a new rule.

Sly_RJ 01-15-2003 09:07 PM

I think TheFLY is schizophrenic.

Gutterboy 01-15-2003 09:08 PM

I like to type the number six.

drops 01-15-2003 09:08 PM

sometimes I find myself addicted to this fucking board.

TheFLY 01-15-2003 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MonkeyMan
I wanna start "The offical GFY TheFLY is a homosexual thread"

But I dont have the balls.... I'm sorry for having evil thoughts about you massa'


Please don't beat me.

Sorry,

Rule #3: No negroids allowed in the O.G. Mental Asylum

TheFLY 01-15-2003 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I think TheFLY is schizophrenic.
You my friend need help real bad. It's ok. You are among friends now.

Sly_RJ 01-15-2003 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


You my friend need help real bad. It's ok. You are among friends now.

Woohoo!

TDF 01-15-2003 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


Sorry,

Rule #3: No negroids allowed in the O.G. Mental Asylum


bitch :(

KRL 01-15-2003 09:12 PM

Was wonder when someone was going to do the GFY One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest post.

Yep, after 18 years in this industry I raise my hand. LOL

TheFLY 01-15-2003 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
TheFLY
Soul_Rebel

Welcome to the Asylum, I am TheFLY, the first patient, and thus you are the first patient of the patient... Together we will be patients of patients of patients... of patience, so always have patience and we will all be alright.

MonkeyMan 01-15-2003 09:14 PM

I prefer "Tar Baby", negraoid is a tad racist.
This mofo will pop a duce in your ass.


(that means stick coins into your rectum)

http://www.holoweb.net/~liam/dict2/D/DUCE.html

TheFLY 01-15-2003 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli



bitch :(

Yours? Last night.

BJ 01-15-2003 09:14 PM

I lost my mind years ago...

I dont even read threads anymore... I just scroll to the bottom and post random stuff

Daymare 01-15-2003 09:16 PM

:rasta

TheFLY 01-15-2003 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds
I lost my mind years ago...

I dont even read threads anymore... I just scroll to the bottom and post random stuff

I just fell out of my chair! :1orglaugh

candyflip 01-15-2003 09:17 PM

My Zoloft perscription get's filled monthly...is there a straight jacket available for me?

DrewKole 01-15-2003 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


I just fell out of my chair! :1orglaugh

time to upgrade to the regular chair with the telephone book on top, I think.

TheFLY 01-15-2003 09:19 PM

I'm not racist when it comes to hoes. I just don't like black men.
The black man penis is just too large.

TheFLY 01-15-2003 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole


time to upgrade to the regular chair with the telephone book on top, I think.

Are you saying I'm just a kid? :mad:

I should kick your fucking ass at the next convention! I'm serious!

DTK 01-15-2003 09:20 PM

Well, before I commit to this thread, can you please tell me what meds will be provided?

Sly_RJ 01-15-2003 09:23 PM

Come August, Epic Cash will be throwing a party with something special. It's never been done before.

Epic Cash will take a group of the top 10 GFY mental patients and admit them to a mental ward in a secluded island off the coast of Florida. You will be flown by helicopter and stay for six weeks. You may bring nothing but a toothbrush (for scrubbing toilets) and a Sumo diaper. During your stay you will only be allowed to wear your diaper.

This is only for the severely mentally ill, as diapers tend to make the native monkeys horny. I'm sorry, but Epic Cash will not be responsible for any pregnancies created by the late night monkey rapings.

Let the competition begin. Go insane!

theking 01-15-2003 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy
I like to type the number six.
Ooooooooh you fucking guy. Six is my number. Get a new number you fucking guy. Joe Sixpack is back and I will get his dingo (Chodadog) and he will bite you on your balls and then his dingo will bite you too. Fucking guy you will hurt soooo bad. I warn you, you fucking guy. GET A NEW NUMBER!!! :eyecrazy

CDSmith 01-15-2003 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Rule 2: You must be an Official GFY Mental Asylum Patient (either volunteered or self-comitted) in order to create a new rule.
Um...volunteered is the same as self-comitted. It's like saying you must be egotistical or self-absorbed to get in. Same thing.



I respectfully submit myself for treatment.

TheFLY 01-15-2003 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Come August, Epic Cash will be throwing a party with something special. It's never been done before.

Epic Cash will take a group of the top 10 GFY mental patients and admit them to a mental ward in a secluded island off the coast of Florida. You will be flown by helicopter and stay for six weeks. You may bring nothing but a toothbrush (for scrubbing toilets) and a Sumo diaper. During your stay you will only be allowed to wear your diaper.

This is only for the severely mentally ill, as diapers tend to make the native monkeys horny. I'm sorry, but Epic Cash will not be responsible for any pregnancies created by the late night monkey rapings.

Let the competition begin. Go insane!

I don't like EpicCash, so I wouldn't sign up to your contest.

JFK 01-15-2003 09:30 PM

I would love to post, but the Doc wont let me..........:(

Sly_RJ 01-15-2003 09:31 PM

You don't sign-up. It just happens. Insane people don't have the mental capacity to sign-up anyway.

TheFLY 01-15-2003 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Um...volunteered is the same as self-comitted. It's like saying you must be egotistical or self-absorbed to get in. Same thing.



I respectfully submit myself for treatment.

You forgot to add your name to the list. Don't be difficult or we may have to put you in a white jacket. Ok? :Graucho

TheFLY 01-15-2003 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK
I would love to post, but the Doc wont let me..........:(
Hey Doc, if you're reading this...

YOU SUCK!

OzKaNoz 01-15-2003 09:55 PM

bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs
.
bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs
.
bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs
.
bunny
.
Ah what's up doc?
:Graucho
Oz

Joe Sixpack 01-15-2003 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


Ooooooooh you fucking guy. Six is my number. Get a new number you fucking guy. Joe Sixpack is back and I will get his dingo (Chodadog) and he will bite you on your balls and then his dingo will bite you too. Fucking guy you will hurt soooo bad. I warn you, you fucking guy. GET A NEW NUMBER!!! :eyecrazy

You better believe I'm back old man!

Bwahahahahahaaha!

:rasta

Voodoo 01-15-2003 10:24 PM

TheFLY
Voodoo

Can I add myself? I like oranges, but they give me heart burn. I think they are contaminated.

Voodoo 01-15-2003 10:27 PM

When I grow up, I want to be a fire truck.
http://www.smutdesigns.com/smiles/kodamagnam.gifhttp://www.smutdesigns.com/smiles/smashfreakB.gifhttp://www.smutdesigns.com/smiles/killtard.gif

Voodoo 01-15-2003 10:29 PM

BTW... I have the domain
PSYCHOHOUSE.COM

and would be delighted to put up a GFY Asylum member list @
PSYCHOHOUSE.COM/GFY

Don't mind the entrance, it's still under development. Not quite finished.

Voodoo 01-15-2003 10:47 PM

Have you seen my baseball?

Jak 01-15-2003 11:14 PM

Aw come on, you're not gonna say that now. You're not gonna say that now.


You're gonna pull that hen-house shit now when the vote... the Chief just voted - it was 10 to 9.


Now I want that television set turned on, RIGHT NOW!!!



Jak

Pornwolf 01-16-2003 12:05 AM

Chimichanga!!!
http://hot.ee/romulka/back/Beavis.gif



Yes, I've been told I'm certifiably crazee.

TheFLY 01-16-2003 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
BTW... I have the domain
PSYCHOHOUSE.COM

and would be delighted to put up a GFY Asylum member list @
PSYCHOHOUSE.COM/GFY

Don't mind the entrance, it's still under development. Not quite finished.

Cool I think you should be in charge of "The <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=patient">Patient</a> List".

DrewKole 01-16-2003 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


Are you saying I'm just a kid? :mad:

I should kick your fucking ass at the next convention! I'm serious!

No, I'm saying you need a boosterchair to reach over the table. =)

What are you? 4'11?

Lol, come kick my ass Pete, You scare noone. =P

Dildozer 01-16-2003 12:42 AM

I'm insane
i post goatse's everywhere

WiredGuy 01-16-2003 01:36 AM

I go to sleep with PageRank formulas in my head. I have issues with GoogleBot talking to me in my sleep. Is this bad?

WG

Carrie 01-16-2003 01:38 AM

Woohoo! I get to be the first female patient in the asylum.
Umm... wait... that's a good thing, right?
Can I bring my gun?

TheFLY
Soul_Rebel
CDSmith
Voodoo
Carrie

Greg N 01-16-2003 01:49 AM

Insane in the membrane!

fnet 01-16-2003 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie
Woohoo! I get to be the first female patient in the asylum.
Umm... wait... that's a good thing, right?
Can I bring my gun?

sure, but only one bullet.

TheFLY
Soul_Rebel
CDSmith
Voodoo
Carrie
fnet

if you drop 6 1/2 hits of acid, are you legally insane?

Voodoo 01-16-2003 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fnet


sure, but only one bullet.

TheFLY
Soul_Rebel
CDSmith
Voodoo
Carrie
fnet

if you drop 6 1/2 hits of acid, are you legally insane?

L.S.D. changes your chromosomes/DNA a very slight amount. A monkey's DNA makeup is something like 1% different than a human's. If one does enough L.S.D. does that mean they are no longer human?

Voodoo 01-16-2003 02:07 AM

FIDDY

Can I be a fire truck now? (making siren sounds)


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