who wants something free?
 

well?? do ya?

a kiss :glugglug

not today..i still have the convention cooties :)

you owe me one then:thumbsup

or if your tired send a babe over... USP deliever worldwide :glugglug

the best things in life are for free....

i just havn't found them yet...

some people say love is free...

but i contend it costs me money to court a woman, dinner, dancing, jewerly....then comes love...about $5,000 or more later

crazy crazy world :)

Can I have those cooties? You're not charging for them are you?

do u want it or not bitch? all it will cost me is a stamp

what I am offering is free,the cooties are mearly optional

i could go for a sandwhich...is it a sandwhich?

Deal. I'll take the cooties. I'll use them to keep the pedes away. Pedes don't like cooties.

by the time it would get there it would be all smushed and spoiled...ya still want it?

just make it a dry country ham sammich then...those don't go bad

Hmm... a blowjob sounds great right now. Thanks for the offer! When you cumming over?

use the real doll i sent ya for christmas big boy:thumbsup

If its that bad-ass hat in that pic in your sig, start sending!

hmmmm

:uhoh

yes?!