Crazy Ernie humor ....
 

Some humor from my sidekick stand up comedian Crazy Ernie:

Crazy Ernie was lying in bed with his girlfriend Beumadine. After having great sex Beumadine spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles, something she just loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?" Because, she replied, "I really miss mine"