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Irv O. Neil 12-03-2020 04:21 PM

Quality writing for all your needs!
 
Did a job for a new client just before Thanksgiving. Went very smoothly, a real pleasure. He needed some short erotic confessions for his new site, and I did ‘em.

Maybe your job will be next?

I’ve been fulfilling orders for writing since December 1974. That’s right. 19frikkin74.

I guess this month is my 46th “porniversary.” It was in December 1974 that I walked into an adult bookshop next to the National Hotel at 42nd Street and Seventh Avenue in Times Square and saw copies of the first two porn novels I wrote: THE SCREAMING VIRGINS and THE PUNK STUD AND HIS WOMEN.

This blog post can fill you in about those…
https://irvoneil.wordpress.com/2011/...-trade-part-1/

And the following blog post can tell you what I’ve been up to lately, still going strong in 2020 moving into 2021. Drop me an email at the address in the link, tell me what you need, we’ll agree on the price, you’ll send me an advance, and I’ll get down to work for you:

https://irvoneil.wordpress.com/2020/...ness-needs-it/

I’ve worked for magazines, video companies, websites. I’ve written blurbs, screenplays, books; interviews, cover lines, editorials; video, photo and meta descriptions; Twitter, clip, movie and book reviews. You got keywords? I'll put 'em in so the copy still reads as smooth as a satin slip on a Saturday night seductress.

I’ve written factual articles based on research (like my series “The Horny Time Traveler” for Gallery magazine) and fantasy articles based on what’s rattling around in my head (like “The Orgasm War” for He&She).” Vanilla to kink.

Yep, I’ve been around for awhile, but porn keeps you young~~in a manner of speaking.

"Young blood, old container." :winkwink: (Wish I could say I made that up, but it’s an old burlesque joke.)

So, if you need WORDS--contact me.

Quality writing for all your needs!

mikeet 12-04-2020 04:46 AM

Thanks Neil, it was a real pleasure. When in need i will for sure hit you up again :thumbsup :thumbsup

Irv O. Neil 12-04-2020 10:58 AM

Sounds good!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mchtye (Post 22783750)
Thanks Neil, it was a real pleasure. When in need i will for sure hit you up again :thumbsup :thumbsup

You're very welcome, my man! Enjoy your holidays! :)

Irv O. Neil 12-11-2020 08:46 AM

Here's a bump for this thread!

Again, if you need solid writing and friendly, efficient service, drop me a line at the email address in this link to my most recent work:

https://irvoneil.wordpress.com/2020/...ness-needs-it/

Thanks, and I look forward to hearing from you! Enjoy your day.
~Irv

Irv O. Neil 12-21-2020 02:04 PM

Just thought I'd give this thread another bump!

allstars.io 01-05-2021 04:23 PM

that is a long career in adult writing

j3rkules 01-06-2021 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allstars.io (Post 22799913)
that is a long career in adult writing

A long, fruitful career.

:thumbsup

Irv O. Neil 01-06-2021 04:29 AM

Thanks for the good word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by j3rkules (Post 22800121)
A long, fruitful career.

:thumbsup

Thanks, j3rkules and allstars.io. And I'm always ready to do more. Mainstream writing too, as you can see from my links that my talents are not limited to a genital or erotic focus. ;)

Fun thing happened over the New Year's weekend. A site about the "size" and "giantess" fetish contacted me about a story I wrote that was published in 1996 in Leg Action magazine. Entitled "Shrunken Desires," it was kind of like an Incredible Shrinking Man Meets Cuckolding type of tale. Anyhow, the webmaster gave me a nice second rights fee for online publication, and it just went up on his site. Check it out!

https://aborigen-gts.org/2021/01/03/shrunken-delights/

And at the end of December I also published a new 50 page femdom novella/ebook on Amazon entitled THE SLAVE YOU WERE MEANT TO BE, which has been selling nicely in the U.S., UK, Italy, Spain, and Germany. It can easily be found via my Amazon link in my blog post. (I'd post the direct link here but I don't know if that's permitted on gfy.)

I keep busy for two reasons primarily: I like to write, and I like to eat! :thumbsup

Happy 2021 and reach out to me if I can help you with my prose.

~Irv

Irv O. Neil 01-08-2021 08:54 PM

Giving this thread a little bump...

Start off your New Year with words that say what you want them to say!

Tell me what you need, and I will write it.

Irv O. Neil 07-28-2021 09:21 AM

Always ready to write more!
 
Thought I'd give this a bump! I've been busy but always looking for more assignments. In recent months I did some writing on an Only Fans account for a frisky young lady in Eastern Europe, did two lengthy fiction commissions for a private collector in the UK, and recently completed a new 70+ page femdom erotica novella with a cover by the famous British artist Sardax. It's called TAMARA, ETERNAL DOMINATRIX and can be found on Amazon stores worldwide; just search for it in the Kindle stores. I also edited an erotic poetry collection for a publisher in the U.S.

So, what can I write for you?

https://irvoneil.wordpress.com/2020/...ness-needs-it/

I look forward to completing YOUR project next! :thumbsup

~Irv

GutzMograine 07-28-2021 03:12 PM

BUMP for this thread and user.

Great quality writing at affordable prices!

Irv O. Neil 07-28-2021 07:44 PM

Thanks for the nice words!
 
Much appreciated, Gutz! :thumbsup
~Irv

Irv O. Neil 08-18-2021 05:46 AM

Good writing makes the deeper connections you seek
 
Good writing is to your site like the soundtrack is to a movie. It amplifies the images and deepens the connection between the customer and the content.

Good writing makes the viewer want to come back for more. More! I know this myself because I'm not only a writer but a fan too.

So I can help you make those connections with my words. Check out this link to see some of the recent things I've done, and then contact me at the email at the link.

https://irvoneil.wordpress.com/2020/...ness-needs-it/

I'm always going in new directions too. Check out my latest, fast-selling erotica ebook TAMARA, ETERNAL DOMINATRIX on Amazon Kindle, a unique story that takes the femdom theme into an excitingly different realm and features a cover by the famous British artist Sardax.

https://irvoneil.files.wordpress.com...se4tweets.jpeg


Maybe you want me to write an ebook for YOU, that you can publish under your own name to promote your brand, to get more fans, to explore a fresh angle? Or maybe you want to commission a story simply for your eyes only, a collector's item tailored to your specifications? The possibilities are endless.

I look forward to hearing from you!

Irv O. Neil 09-05-2021 04:26 PM

New month, new season, new writing!
 
:thumbsup Time for a bump! What words will YOU need this month?

Irv O. Neil 09-24-2021 04:16 AM

Get the writing you need
 
Autumn is here. What writing do you need to start the new season?

I'm a one-man shop. You deal directly with me. Let me know how I can help you!

I write…

CLIP DESCRIPTIONS AND TITLES (Very important that they press all the right buttons to get more sales)

TWITTER (Order a package of catchy promo tweets or I can write an entire feed)

eBOOKS (I can ghostwrite them for you under your own brand and byline and you can sell them on Amazon Kindle--I have published 30 ebooks of my own on Amazon, look for them under Irv O. Neil)

VIDEO SCRIPTS and SCENARIOS (Yes, models already get these from their custom clips fans, but you can take them to a new level with a professional writer, exploring themes and ideas to bring your online persona to an even greater charisma)

COLUMNS and ARTICLES (I can draw on my extensive knowledge of current porn trends, vintage erotica, femdom, mainstream movies, Hollywood history, and noir films and paperbacks)

PRIVATE FICTION COMMISSIONS (What would you like to read about–in an erotic story for your eyes only?)

BLOG POSTS (I write opinion pieces, historical anecdotes, and fiction to order)

INTERVIEWS/PROFILES (Need something for your website that will tell your fans more about yourself? I did pieces like these for the top magazines in the adult field such as Leg Show, Swank, Black Tail, Penthouse Variations, and Hustler)

WEBSITE, VIDEO, or BOOK REVIEWS (I can do these for your blogs or pay sites)

The above list comes from my latest blog post. Click on the link to read more:

https://irvoneil.wordpress.com/2021/...elance-writer/...

Look forward to hearing from you!
~Irv

Irv O. Neil 10-08-2021 10:10 AM

Welcome to October, Mr. Wand
 
Years ago I wrote a fun series of sexy spy parodies for a big tit magazine about "James Wand" who confronted international villains with D-cup or bigger measurements. :love-boob That was a very enjoyable assignment! Should put them together in an ebook sometime.

Anyway, for handy reference here is a list of my writing services which I recently posted on Twitter too. And a link to some of my recent work:

https://irvoneil.wordpress.com/2020/...ness-needs-it/

Reach out for good writing! :thumbsup

https://irvoneil.files.wordpress.com...opost10221.png

Irv O. Neil 03-14-2023 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irv O. Neil (Post 22922530)
Years ago I wrote a fun series of sexy spy parodies for a big tit magazine about "James Wand" who confronted international villains with D-cup or bigger measurements. :love-boob That was a very enjoyable assignment! Should put them together in an ebook sometime.

Anyway, for handy reference here is a list of my writing services which I recently posted on Twitter too. And a link to some of my recent work:

https://irvoneil.wordpress.com/2020/...ness-needs-it/

Reach out for good writing! :thumbsup

https://irvoneil.files.wordpress.com...opost10221.png

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A little bump for this thread! Always looking for more writing work that pays a reasonable rate. :thumbsup

Some recent blog posts tell you what I've been up to...

https://irvoneil.wordpress.com/2022/...w-now-onto-23/

https://irvoneil.wordpress.com/2023/...-artful-tweet/

https://irvoneil.wordpress.com/2023/...-their-method/


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