INTERNEXT TIP #2: How to get Free Food and not Pay for any Meals...
 

Ok kids... Its that time again. Time for the Anal Hobbit's Tip of the Week.

Today's tip is how to get the most out of Internext and not have to pay for food your entire trip there.

Now, we all know that money is hard to come by this time of year. And as if budgeting out for hotel and air and a pass to the show isnt enough, Food can be very expensive...


Well here's how to cut the Food cost out of the Equation all together:

1. Find The Grand Lux Cafe.. Its in the Venetian. If you are with a group, just order water. Its free. If other people are at the table, FREE BREAD comes to the table. It is UNLIMITED.. Cake some butter on the bread, and it is ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS!! You could eat 2 loafs of this tasty treat and be full as if you had a very fufilling meal!!

What if you are by yourself you say? Well, get a seat. Order a coke. Why a coke? Becasue it has 180 calories per serving. And whats better its BOTTOMLESS!!! Free refills. Keep drinking em down. Its only $2.00 and you can easily drink 12.00 worth. Also this buys you time. Tell the waiter you are looking at the Menu, and need some time. And to bring you out some BREAD while you are waiting. Drink your coke and your free bread to your hearts content. When the waiter comes back, tell em "actually I should wait for my firends before I order, May I wait here" He will say yes. Then tell him can I get another coke and more bread please.. He will comply. Stay for 1 hour. Get full, and come back later that night for the night shift.

Youd be suprised how fufilling this bread with butter and Coke can be!


2. Scout out a group who is going out for a dinner, and try to blend in.. DOnt know anyone at the show or in the group?? Who cares!! Introduce yourself to ONE PERSON in that group. Talk and laugh with that person, even if talking and laughing isnt invited. The person you are talking to may think you are strange, but the rest of the group will think the guy knows you.
Work the group more. Talk to them, and then refer to the last guy you just talked to in the group in conversation. Like "ya George was just saying how much he liked that" or "Yeah, Boneprone sells me traffic, its really shitty"
anything to fit in.

Before you know it you will mole your way into a great dinner. Free I may add.

Now since you will be new at this, I suggest doing this to the smaller groups first. You have to be really skilled to do this to say a Silver Cash dinner or something, but with Practice you will be able to in Due time.


3. Go to the Booths in the convention early. Owners of many booths buy food for thier staff to munch on.Pizza, Fruit, pop, salads, you name it. Scout out the right booth.
Go talk to the rep like you have tons of traffic. Keep looking at the food. Say boy that looks good to em, and any good rep will offer or sacrifice the food for a potential good client relationship.

You could eat like a king like this during the day and mornings with #3, and then work the #2 option for dinners.. And #1 you do late at night or really anytime as a backup.

So you see, there is no need to stay away from internext.
If you work it right you can budget out the cost of food, and in my old post I posted a few days ago, you can get show passes for free as well..

Internext is a fun place, and money and cost for these items should not detour you from the show.

Tomorrow I will post tips how to Mole into VIP Parties and get free drinks.
An artform that can only be taught by the best.

Me.. The Anal Hobbit.

good tips

Thats Baddoggie.

Lmfao Lol Lol Lol Hahahahahah

Sadly, this system would really work.

Anal Hobbit has some pretty good ideas. Most of you are just too scared to admit it.

lol they do sound like they would work

You're killin me here. I love it. You actually might be right ... but you still have to pull it off. Some people don't have the balls to go for it and some don't have the ability to follow through with it.

ha good shit :)

AS do I.. Have you ever had it at the Grand Lux Cafe in the Venetian??

Its really good. I dont know how many times I ordered a big meal there, only to get full off all the free bread and free refil Soda before the Meal comes out.

YOu can really make this a meal!

Well Tomorrow's tip, How to get free drinks, and how to get into VIP parties will be much more in detail..

I will give specfic examples and make it very clear.

From getting into the Super High VIP SPONSORED areas of the Players Ball, to getting VIP access to all the Internext parties.

I will Tell All.

I The Anal Hobbit.

Looking for more crafty ideas???

See my sig.

Feel free to bump them. After all this is a public service.

nice advice man. I was planning on backing a loaf of bread and some peanut butter and jelly... :winkwink:

He has ideas but ... who would want to use them ? I rather just pay for whatever I use and make the money back building good business relationship instead of leeching on people

YOu dont know how the real world works son. You ever been to one of these shows? You want to learn how to fit in? Hang with me.

Im a Pro.

Boneprone, would it be ok if I put "BP4L" in my Sig??
Im tired of having my sig removed and having the admin harasss me. Some trigger happy fool may ban me. I already got a "strike one" from some racist hater.

I need to be made.......

Nice tips Mr. Hobbit

But you should fix your sig.
The links in Tip 2 & 3 should be reversed.

Im tired of messing with my sig.
The Admin keep fucking with it.

They have no Nectar and never will.

Ohh so sweet the Necar is...... Oh so Sweeeet.

I do indeed miss it.

Well Anal Hobbit you still need to get there. Do you know how to arrange a free plain ticket and a free rental car?

:1orglaugh

words to live by :thumbsup

Anal hobbit must be one of the best nicks on gfy! :1orglaugh

I have ... but I use theses to make business, new contacts and re-inforce business relationships. I don't drink much, I'm normally the one that ends up paying for the drinks (and the leechers). That's why I stay away from big groups of people, and like to really work on the business relationship from one person to another .

But there is nothing wrong with saving on food actually. But if somebody at my table was only eating bread, and staying with us for 2 hours, I might wonder...

You sound boring.

And to think you were once BP4L?? I thought all you guys were fun?
The Nectar Boys or some shit.

Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll

that's some good stuff :1orglaugh

man, you are very entertaining.

this stuff is awesome.

Hobbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More TIPSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

this guys a nut

Your "tips" remind me of the anarchy texts I used to write back in the '80s for my BBS.

do a search for "Freebage" and you'll find some online.

these posts never cease to make me laugh

Yep it's great if youre homeless. I'd rather invest in some food and NOT look like a broke bitch so you can make money with your contacts at a later date. But, I'm guessing, if you've got nothing going for ya.
I like your ideas. Perhaps use your knowledge for bigger scams that are worthy of our time.

lol Bread and butter rocks

hahaa nice tips once again :thumbsup

Maybe we are just not that broke that we have to survive like a leach?? :2 cents:

I've had many attacks from anal hobbit's protiges. I have yet to figure out a plan to foil their efforts to infiltrate dinners, I once had one of his students, perhaps the hobbit himself, eat at a staff only dinner, mind you staff was 3 people... however we felt as though we had worked with this 4th person all our lives.

Fascinating to tell the truth.

another tip:
go into a place that has a breakfast bar/buffet, sit down and just order something to drink...when the waitress brings it back, grab your drink and go sit down somewhere else (other end of the resturant) and grab a plate (they're up at the buffet table) and pig out!! make it fast though. you have a good 10 mins to eat before people catch on lol

Anal Hobbit, the tip above is TOTALLY targeted towards me, i'm the biggest jew on GFY and I'm always looking for ways to score free food and drinks. I was even gonna write a article on it for a resource board,but you have surpassed me...i cant wait to read your next one on free drinks..

so youa re open to the ideas of scamming...i will have my people contact your people..and when the people get together they are people who are together

hahaha

Great Post!

You left out the GTS impromptu dinners!

tooo fuckn funny.

anal hobbit has some of the best 'tips' posts on gfy, morally wrong or not, loll, fucking comedy nonetheless

Tip: Drinking coke will help with the hangover too!

I'll try these tactics out this year.

I have been using Anal Hobbit's technique for years, charisma is EVERYTHING! LOL!

DH

LOL! Those kind of dinners, order whatever you want to eat and drink and then run as soon as the bill comes LOL!

DH

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Not to mention it is the town of 5 cent hot dogs and 99 cent prawn cockatails and free drinks (with the $1 tip) even when you are paying the penny slots.

I could teach you and your staff how to defend against such acts as well.

A security consultant if you will.

That my firend is for scumbags.

Im not stealing. Im adapting and networking.