Russians Need Drugs To Curl Better?
So a Russian "athlete" was caught using steroids at The Olympics.
His "sport"? Curling. WTF????? Russians need drugs to Curl better? Isn't Curling just like shuffleboard on ice? :helpme |
Holy shit! :1orglaugh
Russian athletes will literally cheat at anything!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
so true cheaters!
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They probably dope up to play Chutes and Ladders.
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To be fair though, it's such a weird fucking thing to do in the first place (brushing the ice etc) then they probably have to at least be on some drug or other just to get their heads around it...
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they dindu nuffin :1orglaugh
PS:Russian "athletes" not represent in the Olympics games 2018 in Korea after penalties for doping. In Russia athletes who go without our flag hold as traitors, many have a bad attitude towards them. PSS: In Sochi 2014 Putin to feed all the drugs, I think athletes can't deny eat it. Because will not receive financing after and not be included on the Olympic command. |
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Bad bad west hate Russia, good good Putin love Lol)) |
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Sarn has to dope up to get online. That's why nothing he says has ever made a bit of sense.
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you have simply never trained at a pro or semi pro level and you do not know what you are talking about...injury and overtraining are your best friends...steroids are the magic wand even at micro doses...in and out of the system in a few days...super low chances of being detected even on a random test...exotic esters attached to testosterone derivates that can not be detected unless you are specifically looking for them and know what you are looking for up front... its much easier than you think... |
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/945...x2-700x467.jpg |
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yes this is odd to say the least... there is one physical sport where doping is actually counter productive, brazilian jiu jitsu...blood viscosity is increased and you can not grip your opponent because your forearms get so pumped that you lose grip power...also you get winded much faster and this is very bad in a fight...in grappling (no gi BJJ) it is productive but in BJJ you are pretty much fucked if you dope :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
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Canadians are the best at Curling. And Hockey. And our girls are hotter. Sucks to be everyone else Bahahahha!
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That's not a sreoid and not a doping. That's a drug which cures heart diseases. Why you are so stupid, guys? |
Ivan Drago needs it to train sweeping his broom in front of a roomba
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(Anna Sloan) |
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Ciao-ski Broski. |
Anna Sloan and Eve Muirhead are gorgeous together. I bet they've fucked.
https://i.imgur.com/3AuzpRC.jpg |
A Russian will find a way to cheat at rock paper scissors.
Cheating is like breathing for them. Whatever it takes to come out on top. |
^ Russophobia in the American media is an entirely Jewish phenomenon, based on their perception of how their ancestors were historically treated in Russia.
Cut your dick off and convert, if you haven't already. |
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Meth makes your health better, while Meldonium kills you. Surprised? :) These sexy people don't use Meldonium. They prefer the clean American product - best American athletes ever: https://www.rehabs.com/explore/meth-...HbWh86UjDH.jpg BTW, since Russians are known drinkers (people in Switzerland and Germany have no idea what alcohol is and they drink only water) and Meldonium also helps to not die during a hangover. It helps your blood system to deliver more oxygen to heart and brain. Do you know that some people die on the next day after a party with an alcohol? Most of them could survive if they took only two pills of Meldonium (that's a medical fact). So a pack of Meldonium pills for 304 rubles (about $5 US dollars) is sufficiently more effective than a $50 tablet of "Aspirin" (с) which will be given you by an American emergency doctor. Surprised again? :) |
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He reached the same perception of Jews that many people have now. That they were pretending to be white, while always remaining conscious that they were a different people. |
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bit shamed to admit all the olympics stuff is making me puke. summer and winter too. This is not about sports. this is about who can invent/use better drugs.. like tour de france. same thing.
boring as hell... people should rather go to a gym or DO some sports instead of supporting this by watching/following it . |
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I used to do 11 workouts in 6 days for years, trained at semi pro levels...trust me on this a few pills of a fast acting agent are a god send every now and then...it may not be full on doping but it gave me a huuuge advantage in recovery... it is true that you are done if you get caught...but if you are not winning all the time you are also done...the window of peak performance lasts only a few years in most sports... |
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