Adult book stores with "arcades"
 

When you walk into an adult book store and the girl there asks you if you need a hand are you supposed to reply "how much does a hand cost?"
I had this happen to me at the mega store right next to Circus Circus in Vegas.

Also, what are your favorite adult book stores in LA and Las Vegas?

No, you're not supposed to say that.

I keep getting the feeling that there's a secret menu I don't know about like at In and Out Burger. Like for animal fries and shit.