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Juicy D. Links 12-29-2014 04:38 PM

Explain to me..... How da fuck we lose these planes?
 
Seriously.... How the fuck they just "dissapear" ?


:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

MaDalton 12-29-2014 04:39 PM

i cannot imagine that due to bad weather a plane can go down without any mayday - but the Air France flight back then was the same. and there it was a pilots fault

hadden 12-29-2014 04:39 PM

pirates!

Juicy D. Links 12-29-2014 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20341466)
i cannot imagine that due to bad weather a plane can go down without any mayday - but the Air France flight back then was the same. and there it was a pilots fault

true but still with all the technology it seems they are clueless.... they gotta change some shit around with these planes regarding tracking em..

hadden 12-29-2014 04:42 PM

butt pirates!

Zuzana Designs 12-29-2014 04:44 PM

It's 2014. Seems like someone could figure this out.

hadden 12-29-2014 04:46 PM

There are some true imbeciles at the helm of this planet.

Validus 12-29-2014 04:47 PM

Could it be aliens?

TheSquealer 12-29-2014 04:48 PM

I'm sure wehateporn will be posting the youtube video any moment for your convenience :)

hadden 12-29-2014 04:49 PM

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hadden 12-29-2014 04:50 PM

Now you got the aids TheSquealer

Dead 12-29-2014 04:50 PM

That depends????

Dead 12-29-2014 04:51 PM

Lose is a very common mispelling....

hadden 12-29-2014 04:52 PM

That's a loose estimate of what's common, mang.

MaDalton 12-29-2014 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 20341470)
true but still with all the technology it seems they are clueless.... they gotta change some shit around with these planes regarding tracking em..

a friend of mine is engineer for Honeywell and developing new shit for planes - i asked him why they do not simply additionally stream the flight recorder information via satellite - should not be too difficult when they can send already engine data and other maintenance information.

he said too much information to transmit and also it takes usually something like 10 years before new technology is approved and introduced

and: at least until now it almost never happened that a plane got totally lost and no black box could be found - that technology would cost more than not finding a plane every 20 years

hadden 12-29-2014 04:53 PM

Juicy is your stool lose?

hadden 12-29-2014 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20341494)
a friend of mine is engineer for Honeywell and developing new shit for planes - i asked him why they do not simply additionally stream the flight recorder information via satellite - should not be too difficult when they can send already engine data and other maintenance information.

he said too much information to transmit and also it takes usually something like 10 years before new technology is approved and introduced

and: at least until now it almost never happened that a plane got totally lost and no black box could be found - that technology would cost more than not finding a plane every 20 years

God the word is indeed rather fucked if you have any say in the technology. What are you, a photographer? You don't even know a lick about your own country. I've read your posts. Now have you read mine?

MaDalton 12-29-2014 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hadden (Post 20341496)
God the word is indeed rather fucked if you have any say in the technology. What are you, a photographer? You don't even know a lick about your own country. I've read your posts. Now have you read mine?

shut up, Lawrence - don't you have a strap on you can play with?

Dead 12-29-2014 05:06 PM

LC Lives!!!!

hadden 12-29-2014 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20341504)
shut up, Lawrence - don't you have a strap on you can play with?

You must be from last week, which shocks everyone Dolton

Bladewire 12-29-2014 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 20341460)
Explain to me..... How da fuck we lose these planes?



Asian drivers? :party-smi

hadden 12-29-2014 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead (Post 20341514)
LC Lives!!!!

http://www.nymalegigolos.com/sig/index.php

hadden 12-29-2014 05:13 PM

MaDalton, you have a perpetrator complex.

hadden 12-29-2014 05:17 PM

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MaDalton 12-29-2014 05:19 PM

have another drink and you'll be banned by midnight...

Dead 12-29-2014 05:20 PM

I like the other Vietnamese.....fuck i cant think of his name???? Luclonely????

hadden 12-29-2014 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20341532)
have another drink and you'll be banned by midnight...

Fuck off with your tired alcoholism dumbass

Dead 12-29-2014 05:21 PM

Luclonely for the win!!!!

hadden 12-29-2014 05:24 PM

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hadden 12-29-2014 05:27 PM

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GAMEFINEST 12-29-2014 05:29 PM

It is ridiculously true

Rochard 12-29-2014 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20341494)
a friend of mine is engineer for Honeywell and developing new shit for planes - i asked him why they do not simply additionally stream the flight recorder information via satellite - should not be too difficult when they can send already engine data and other maintenance information.

he said too much information to transmit and also it takes usually something like 10 years before new technology is approved and introduced

and: at least until now it almost never happened that a plane got totally lost and no black box could be found - that technology would cost more than not finding a plane every 20 years

I think you are right. I have a friend who works for Intel he tells me there is a five year lead time from concept to deployment.

In this case I can just imagine how it would go... Sounds simple, right? Stream information to a satellite. Easy. But if you start at the very beginning - what data to send - everyone is going to disagree. For example, air speed - should they transmit that data, and why? Should that data come from the sensor on the bottom of the aircraft or from computers in the cockpit. Which would be more accurate, and which would be subject to failure more than the other? Then we'll need something to power the system that will track the air speed, and a method to transmit it? Is it as simple as running a wire from the cockpit to a cabinet in the back of the plane? If so, what kind of wire would they use? Then who would have access to this cabinet.

Get my point?

WDF 12-29-2014 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 20341460)
Seriously.... How the fuck they just "dissapear" ?


:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

Have they ever stated if there was other air traffic in the immediate vicinity when they vanish?

Maybe some type of Electronic Counter Measures testing or even hacking into the planes avionics.

Is it possible they are not seeing surface to air missiles, maybe something shoulder fired from a small craft?

Really the possibility is there for a number of explanations.

hadden 12-29-2014 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST (Post 20341549)
It is ridiculously true

:disgust

fappingJack 12-29-2014 05:44 PM

Must be another terrorist attack?

hadden 12-29-2014 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fappingJack (Post 20341578)
Must be another terrorist attack?

Yes the invisible terrorist the west ignores and the east reports on extensively. Those terrorists are op.

MaDalton 12-29-2014 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20341567)
I think you are right. I have a friend who works for Intel he tells me there is a five year lead time from concept to deployment.

In this case I can just imagine how it would go... Sounds simple, right? Stream information to a satellite. Easy. But if you start at the very beginning - what data to send - everyone is going to disagree. For example, air speed - should they transmit that data, and why? Should that data come from the sensor on the bottom of the aircraft or from computers in the cockpit. Which would be more accurate, and which would be subject to failure more than the other? Then we'll need something to power the system that will track the air speed, and a method to transmit it? Is it as simple as running a wire from the cockpit to a cabinet in the back of the plane? If so, what kind of wire would they use? Then who would have access to this cabinet.

Get my point?

modern black boxes work with flash cards - you could simply transmit exactly the same information you record with that

add some encryption and compression and delete information 1 hour after plane has successfully landed

but there are also privacy issues since every word the pilots speak during flight would be transmitted

hadden 12-29-2014 05:49 PM

Tell us more glistening oracle

L-Pink 12-29-2014 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 20341520)
Asian drivers? :party-smi

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ... Almost as funny as the photo of LC bent over and taking it in the ass.

MaDalton 12-29-2014 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hadden (Post 20341590)
Tell us more glistening oracle

you are an idiot - but I don't need to be an oracle to see that

hadden 12-29-2014 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20341591)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ... Almost as funny as the photo of LC bent over and taking it in the ass.

He kind of looks like MaDalton, with facial hair, and less gay looking.

420 12-29-2014 06:02 PM

These planes basically fly themselves so the pilots are snorting blow and fucking the stewardesses instead of controlling the plane.

contactvl 12-29-2014 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20341587)
modern black boxes work with flash cards - you could simply transmit exactly the same information you record with that

add some encryption and compression and delete information 1 hour after plane has successfully landed

but there are also privacy issues since every word the pilots speak during flight would be transmitted

You don't even need to transmit all those, just the basic info about the exact current location of the aircraft and that'll work. The transmitter must work on stand-alone mode all the time, even after the aircraft is completely crashed. I don't see why this is so complicated to implement in a fuckin' 150M$ machine.

MaDalton 12-29-2014 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by contactvl (Post 20341656)
You don't even need to transmit all those, just the basic info about the exact current location of the aircraft and that'll work. The transmitter must work on stand-alone mode all the time, even after the aircraft is completely crashed. I don't see why this is so complicated to implement in a fuckin' 150M$ machine.

theoretically - yeah - i also don't understand why they don't do that - because the information is already there:

How it works - Flightradar24.com - Live flight tracker!

they would just need to make it crash resistant

Grapesoda 12-29-2014 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 20341470)
true but still with all the technology it seems they are clueless.... they gotta change some shit around with these planes regarding tracking em..

the ocean is really really REALLY big

sandman! 12-29-2014 06:56 PM

aliens :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Bladewire 12-29-2014 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20341668)
theoretically - yeah - i also don't understand why they don't do that - because the information is already there

Liability. The airline industries dirty little secret?

Maybe the same reason why I don't want a discount on my car insurance for using their tracking device.

Oops a plane went down, we don't know why, good luck finding the black box, as opposed to black box info instantaneously sent to FAA database, second by second, for every plane. We know when, why & how, airline is liable. :winkwink:

hadden 12-29-2014 07:03 PM

http://i.imgur.com/fPLv3QJ.png

hadden 12-29-2014 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20341668)
make it crash resistant

http://i.imgur.com/xed6JKY.gif

Juicy D. Links 12-29-2014 07:15 PM

who is this "hadden" nick?


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