How much should I charge for a GHETTO SAFARI?
 

I've had a lot of men ask me if they could come along with me on a "hunt" for the girls...Some have even offered to pay for the privilege....So I'm thinking about offering "Ghetto Safari's" where the customer will get the following


- You get to meet ME, the blackvaginafinder in the flesh (worth the price alone)
- Transportation will be provided to and from the airport or bus/train station
- 2 nites in a cheap but safe motel room in the Ghetto (one arrival day & one safari day)
- I will drive up to 2 hours and will find up to 2 girls for him in my hunting territory
- Free drive around service while she spends her time with the client in the back of the van

I'll upsell the customer for extras such as finding more girls or bringing girls to their hotel room, etc.......they will pay for their own transportation.

So what do you think would be a fair price for something like this? I'm thinking around 500.

1 bucket fried chicken, 2 blunts of dro, 6 40 oz of OE or Colt 45 & a half ball of r0x. Also maybe some 9mm ammo for VIP tour.

LMAo lol word

Just remember to use an Australian accent and sprinkle your conversation with lots of "crikey mate!" and "that's a beauuuuuty".

you couldn't pay me to put my dick in those chicks, not even at your level BVF, and I have stuck my cock in some pretty disgusting holes.

$500 sounds fair.

dude - I love you - that sounds awesome.

This is funny shit!. Need to throw in "dinking a 40 in the hood with the native peeps".

Throw in some crack rocks and you got yourself a deal

hahahaha

Sounds a little risky, from a legal standpoint. Offering to procure prostitutes could land you in some trouble.
Are these guys too scared to simply drive down to the nearest ghetto and get themselves a crack whore? It ain't that difficult.
You do inspire me, though...now that Mexico has decriminalized rugs maybe I could offer a tour of Nogales strip clubs/brothels complete with cocaine and weed. How much do you think I could charge for that?

Where did you see me offering to procure prostitutes? We're just going to find some girls....It's a SAFARI!!

And YES they are too scared to drive to the nearest ghetto....People who aren't probably don't even have the money anyway...Plus they want the experience of hunting with the ultimate street hunter....

Gotta love creative marketing ideas. The ghetto version of the bangus original.

Good luck with that BVF, I reckon it will be a riot.

I would definitely have some sort of disclaimer about how you're not responsible for whatever transpires between your client and the girls. It would probably be safest to point out the girls on the hunt and let him stalk his own prey rather than make introductions. I'd still be worried local authorities might catch wind of it and try to fuck with me.

i hope it comes with bullet proof vest my friend is in the az side of nogales its a cartel war zone

make dat paper :pimp

i didnt know rugs were illegal in mexico to begin with...

are we talking about the ones that go on the ground or the ones that go on a persons head?

It's not that bad compared to other border towns. Maybe Agua Prieta would be better.

:1orglaugh oops

The ones that go on your head should be illegal. Nothing looks worse than a rug.

"A 3 hour tour.. ."

ghetto safari

i fucking love it

that would be legendary

No refunds if they get shot.

You can use hookers ... it's all about the 'setup.' Porn is semi-fake, why the fuck wouldn't this be?

No planes or trains ... just Chinatown buses ... going for 'ghetto,' remember?

In all seriousness ... add up the fixed costs, then figure out what your day is worth to you and add 20-50% for the inconvenience of it all.

Hahaha. Thats crazy.. Hey, as long as you are making more than it cost to get bailed out of jail for it. Ya know, just in case.

Shit, all I need is a craigslist ad and $100 for ghetto chicks.

:1orglaugh Hooligans Island!!

Nice. :pimp

The world really needs a White Vagina Finder. I know there is Crack Whore Confessions, but I'd love to see a White Vagina Finder site...

I think I found her in another thread. :1orglaugh

How about making it an affiliate contest and make the payout more long term ;-)

ghett0 luv

is this your way of saying you want to do the safari?

:1orglaugh

Just a thought of having sex with anyone of BVFs "models" makes me want to throw up.

where do I sign up

lol....im down ...not

if any of these lovely ladies has a heavy, sagging, triple D rack, I'm in!

In was looking for a tour like this when I was in NY

what the nigshit

i think its a good idea for the small % of your members that really wanna see street life. you're providing them a sense of security on the track, and on a serious note its really no different than those backpage ads in maxim where they are pushing asian sextours under the guise of fishing expeditions and muaythai fights. you just have to remember this is the US and you have to be careful what you put in print man, same as when posting CL ads for talent its all in the wording.

datz real talk :2 cents: