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Direktor 12-04-2002 06:27 PM

What's the most boring movie ever?
 
I got one for you "SOLARIS" I had to walk out of the theater.

thank you!

SilverTab 12-04-2002 06:31 PM

The watcher with kennu reeves...couldn't remember what it was about the day after I saw it...might be caused by something else tough! but I tought it was one damn boring movie...

Triple 6 12-04-2002 06:31 PM

My wifey went to Blockbuster and bought some cheap DVDs, one was 'The Heist' with Gene Hackman. I thought it came out not too long ago, and was wondering why she got the movie for $7. Well I saw it, and it was PURE CRAP.

I cant believe Gene didnt shelf that movie. Poor guy.

SO DONT SEE IT - and if ya did, you KNOW what Im talking about/

Marcus 12-04-2002 06:33 PM

The Bridges of Madison Country

Direktor 12-04-2002 06:34 PM

but man...

SOLARIS is so boring that its good.. I don't know how to explain it. If you can see it for free, go ahead.


:BangBang:

evildick 12-04-2002 06:35 PM

I started to watch Bridges of Madison County just because Clint Eastwood was in it. Needless to say, I never made it to the end. Although the promise of seeing Meryl Streep's tube sock tits flapping in the wind almost kept me there.

Probono 12-04-2002 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Direktor
I got one for you "SOLARIS" I had to walk out of the theater.

thank you!

If you think the new 90 minute version is bad try the great 3 hour version. Twice as boring but good too.

GTS Mark 12-04-2002 06:37 PM

I watched something called Altar Boys or something or other about a week ago and it was fucking awful. And no it wasn't a gay porn movie fuckers!

DH

Keev 12-04-2002 06:37 PM

Never Ending Story maybe its just me but man always hated that one

evildick 12-04-2002 06:38 PM

Ha, looks like someone else posted their dislike of Bridges of Madison County before I had the chance to hit submit.

Sam I Am 12-04-2002 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
I started to watch Bridges of Madison County just because Clint Eastwood was in it. Needless to say, I never made it to the end. Although the promise of seeing Meryl Streep's tube sock tits flapping in the wind almost kept me there.

There was a nude scene but it was definately a body double.

And 2001: A Space Odyssey-most boring movie ever.

Triple 6 12-04-2002 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by Keev
Never Ending Story maybe its just me but man always hated that one
I was jus thinking about the movie today. I loved that one - but I was like 6 years old when I saw it. Its not an adult movie IMO lololol

letshunt 12-04-2002 06:44 PM

nothing even comes close it "Ishtar" on the boring meter...the most pointless, boring ever made.

XXXPaysiteDesign 12-04-2002 06:49 PM

The Royal Tennebaums (sp?)

I turned off half way through the movie cause it sucked so bad.

dig420 12-04-2002 06:54 PM

Sister Act, parts I and II

Sam I Am, what happened to you in your childhood that makes you not like 2001?? :winkwink:

man, kids today.... has to be an explosion every 30 seconds or you change the channel

Zebra 12-04-2002 06:55 PM

Chariots of Fire

I see 2001 on the list.. it might be really slow but I can't see someone thinking it is boring. It is actually a sci-fi thriller if you think about it. Just a real slow thriller lol

ace0r 12-04-2002 07:04 PM

Mafia

SykkBoy 12-04-2002 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign
The Royal Tennebaums (sp?)

I turned off half way through the movie cause it sucked so bad.

I actually really liked that movie...

for me, one of the most boring, miserable pieces of shit I ever sat through was "Titanic" other than Leo dying and Kate Winslet's breasts....

I also have problems sitting through "chick flicks"

give me some blood, boobs, explosions and monsters and I'm a happy guy...

AcidMax 12-04-2002 07:05 PM

Death to Smoochie.

MadDog 12-04-2002 07:07 PM

Pret a Porter (Ready to Wear) stands out as the most dull movie I've seen in the last 10 years.

archer 12-04-2002 07:18 PM

john travolta's battlefield earth sucks the big one. :sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep

NoCarrier 12-04-2002 07:38 PM

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

Excellent actors, but man.. was it boring.

Minte 12-04-2002 07:42 PM

Kevin Costners *Waterworld*

DearAbby 12-04-2002 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer
john travolta's battlefield earth sucks the big one. :sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep

You sir, are correct

TeraBabes 12-04-2002 07:51 PM

Lord of the Rings.

*yawn*

UnseenWorld 12-04-2002 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Direktor
I got one for you "SOLARIS" I had to walk out of the theater.

thank you!

Solaris is not a fast-paced movie. If you had to walk out of it, stay away from French films, which tend to be high on talk, low on action.

I don't know how anyone could dislike Solaris, though. Even though the pace was slow, it was just so beautiful to look at.

Sam I Am 12-04-2002 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
Sister Act, parts I and II

Sam I Am, what happened to you in your childhood that makes you not like 2001?? :winkwink:

man, kids today.... has to be an explosion every 30 seconds or you change the channel

Although I do love Die Hard (1st one only), I don't need explosions. But Stanley Kubrick can be painfully boring and weird i.e. 2001, Eyes Wide Shut, Clockwork Orange, and the last half of Full Metal Jacket

I'm Slim 12-04-2002 08:15 PM

I hated the Crying Game. I mean its sooooo fucking boring and till this day, I refuse to watch a movie starring Forrest Whitaker. That crooked eye of his makes me go crazy! I cant concentrate on the movie cause I'm always looking at how fucked up he looks with that eye!

volante 12-04-2002 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer
john travolta's battlefield earth sucks the big one. :sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep
http://www.igspot.com/johntravoltabe.jpg

tanco521 12-04-2002 09:31 PM

A.I.

juxtapoz 12-04-2002 09:35 PM

Children of the Living Dead!

Mortimer 12-04-2002 09:59 PM

Gotta say that Battlefield Earth and Waterworld are both classified as two of the most boring movies ever. I can not think of a lot of movies i've hated as much as those, and god I have hated a lot:321GFY

Super Dough 12-04-2002 10:10 PM

The Majestic...
I didn't realize that this was going to be Jim Carrey's attempt at a STRAIGHT DRAMA

not one joke or attempt at humor...
my girl was into it
but I had to leave after 30 minutes

fantasycontent 12-05-2002 12:07 AM

ok there are some bad movies listed above but I still think by far Contact with jodi foster was the longest and most boring movie of all time!

SykkBoy 12-05-2002 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juxtapoz
Children of the Living Dead!
definately...with the talent behind that movie, it was a total disappointment...it broke the cardinal rule of a good bad movie....it was boring...


and battlefield Earth is one of my favorites....the acting is bad, the story is weak, but damned if it's not entertaining as hell.....

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-05-2002 12:49 AM

Eyes wide shut....fuuuccckkk that movie was so lame.

Direktor 12-05-2002 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
Eyes wide shut....fuuuccckkk that movie was so lame.
nah, its was at least entertaining at times. kidman naked, oh well.

Jay_StandAhead 12-05-2002 12:56 AM

Extreme Ops sucked.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-05-2002 12:58 AM

kidman naked was like a kid naked...i guess i like to see some flesh. They only had one good part for about 10 or 15 minutes for a long drawn out movie of 3 hours...yawn

flashfreak 12-05-2002 01:07 AM

Cable Guy


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