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abyss_al 03-25-2009 06:09 PM

===== what's the worst thing you can say after sex? =====
 
"you're right dad.. it didn't hurt....."

:helpme:(:Oh crap:disgust


what you got... ?





:pimp

Spunky 03-25-2009 06:15 PM

Your sister was better

brassmonkey 03-25-2009 06:16 PM

i dont say shit i roll over and fall asleep:1orglaugh

Platinumpimp 03-25-2009 06:16 PM

You're right mom, it didn't hurt.

After Shock Media 03-25-2009 06:22 PM

Can I get a refund?

I have had diarrhea with more friction than that.

My condom broke.

I wish I would of just stayed home and masturbated.

TisMe 03-25-2009 06:22 PM

I could of had a V-8!

halfpint 03-25-2009 06:40 PM

Your pussy fucking stinks..go take a shower and clean yourself

MaDalton 03-25-2009 06:52 PM

that's it?

directfiesta 03-25-2009 06:55 PM

cab money is on the dresser

Thrawn$ 03-25-2009 06:57 PM

I'm telling you
you mom did liked it in the butt

hankphone 03-25-2009 07:00 PM

Steve is the only other person that can make me nut like that. Thanks babe.

BetChips 03-25-2009 07:01 PM

Damn your a horrible lay.

moeloubani 03-25-2009 07:06 PM

just thanks is pretty bad

HBKKH 03-25-2009 07:09 PM

Shit...i thought you were dead.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-25-2009 07:13 PM

Can I have my AIDS back now?

bDok 03-25-2009 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15673107)
Can I have my AIDS back now?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:error

brassmonkey 03-25-2009 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15673107)
Can I have my AIDS back now?

thats crazy:(

Zorgman 03-25-2009 07:16 PM

You sleep on the sticky side.

mozadek 03-25-2009 07:19 PM

"where did I put your diaper and pacifier?"

Loch 03-25-2009 07:21 PM

goat sounds

Captain Kawaii 03-25-2009 07:23 PM

okay, lets get started.

brassmonkey 03-25-2009 07:24 PM

if you just said yes i wouldnt have had to beat you

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-25-2009 07:35 PM

Hey, where'd that piece of potato go?

xx354xx 03-25-2009 07:41 PM

Whats your sister's number?

Adam_M 03-25-2009 07:44 PM

Thank god I didn't have to pay for that!

CaptainHowdy 03-25-2009 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15673107)
Can I have my AIDS back now?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

frankie_gunn 03-25-2009 07:47 PM

ok...now dress up and go to school...:warning

AJHall 03-25-2009 07:49 PM

Thanks for letting me pee inside your vagina.

ultimatebbwdotcom 03-25-2009 08:01 PM

.....you smell like old cheese and farts

Tjeezers 03-25-2009 08:03 PM

mmhh honey, this might change someone else his mind, but you did not impressed me......zzzzzzzz...........zzzzzzzzzz............. zzzzzzzzz

Spunky 03-25-2009 08:38 PM

At least your mom grunted

Juggernaut 03-25-2009 08:47 PM

Not sure about the worst you can say, but the worst thing you could hear is "I haven't been this wet since my last infection"

PornMD 03-25-2009 10:35 PM

Horatio Cane at a murder scene before the other cops arrive: "Well I popped your corpse cherry... *puts on sunglasses* now it's time to pop the weasel that made you a corpse!" *cue CSI: Miami theme*

DAMNMAN 03-25-2009 10:46 PM

Hand me the vibrator on your way out, needle dick!!!!! :-)

KittyLix 03-26-2009 01:50 AM

"nice try" while patting him on the back

Rakie 03-26-2009 01:57 AM

"You're the best Aunt EVER !"

Paul Markham 03-26-2009 02:10 AM

So what is your name?

Double trouble 03-26-2009 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAMNMAN (Post 15673547)
Hand me the vibrator on your way out, needle dick!!!!! :-)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-26-2009 03:17 AM

so i'm rollin round in the sack witht his girlie the other day, and right as i'm getting ready to jet, bitch is all like "so i heard you know metaman" :(

sexandcash 03-26-2009 03:32 AM

"I'm actually not on the pill. I've been in love with you since the fourth grade and am trying to have your baby to keep you in a desperate attempt to keep you in my life and too close for comfort"


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