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Penny Flame 01-22-2009 10:54 AM

I met this guy last night.....
 
I was out drinking with my homeboy TJ and this random drunk dude comes over to comment on the fact that TJ is eating clams and I'm eating a steak. He says its all backwards blah blah blah.

Then he starts screaming steelers and we scream fuck the steelers and he says don't fuck them they have chlamydia and everyone in the bar starts screaming chlamydia, so TJ starts screaming Hep C, and I'm yelling Ghon, and drunky mcdrunkerson wanders back to talk STDs with us, at which point TJ confesses our occupation.

Now Drunky McDrunkerson has decided to take a seat and pick our brains. He wants to know all about porn. says he loves the shit. He writes my name in his blackberry so he can remember it. Not like tomorrow, but now. Every time he talks to me, he checks his bb so he can call me Penny. Finally I ask

"So who is your favorite pornstar?"

he says "I don't know, I'd probably have to say......all the free stuff. That's what I watch."

I scream "You're CUT OFF THIEFY MCSTEALERSON!!!" and push him really hard from the booth.

Instead of standing up like a normal person would, he goes careening onto the floor of the bar, where he sits for a full five minutes trying to collect his thoughts. While he's down there I'm yelling

"Do I insurance fraud your ass? NO! Do I come to your house and take your shit? NO! If you made music would I get on the internet and download it for free? NO!"

TJ is laughing his ass off the whole time because I literally threw the guy out of the booth. The hot lesbians we had been hitting on are laughing too because they work with the guy. Actually everyone in the bar works with the guy (except me and TJ), at some insurance company, and now everyone knows he steals porn from hard working freckled whores like me.

When pornstars attack.

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/h...enny/28312.jpg



just wanted to share :upsidedow

Roald 01-22-2009 10:59 AM

crazy I tell ya!

Machete_ 01-22-2009 11:00 AM

.. sounds like a bunch of morons, all of you

HorseShit 01-22-2009 11:00 AM

I'm sorry, it wont happen again babe

Phoenix 01-22-2009 11:02 AM

sounds like a good night

Martin 01-22-2009 11:02 AM

You're nutty.

alexchechs 01-22-2009 11:02 AM

Great story, wish I was there to see it as well...

collegeboobies 01-22-2009 11:03 AM

damn i woulda had you locked up. no online porn is worth paying for.

Rangermoore 01-22-2009 11:04 AM

Sounds fun

rokstarz 01-22-2009 11:05 AM

he wont soon forget you.

Paper_Amar 01-22-2009 11:07 AM

ah, so you are (looking down at his bb) Penny, yeah, penny, thats the ticket

BradM 01-22-2009 11:07 AM

I'd do you even if you had every STD (minus AIDS). I'd just tripple bag it.

rayadp05 01-22-2009 11:10 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh....way to go Penny! :thumbsup

AaronM 01-22-2009 11:13 AM

So you didn't call the FBI to come pick his ass up?

WTF?

Tom_PM 01-22-2009 11:13 AM

Hard working freckled whores are cool in my book. :1orglaugh

seeric 01-22-2009 11:15 AM

yo meow

i got your message the other day. come by the crib tomorrow or even this weekend and i'll help you.

arf

Pornopat 01-22-2009 11:19 AM

I was wondering why I had your name in my blackberry....

salesqueenxxx 01-22-2009 12:02 PM

Nice Story! :thumbsup

WarChild 01-22-2009 12:08 PM

Not all free porn is stolen porn. I give away Penny Flame content for free and it's perfectly legal.

CaptainHowdy 01-22-2009 12:16 PM

I won't read all that... post more naked polaroids, thanks in advance.

punker barbie 01-22-2009 12:16 PM

poor guy. awesome read.

_Danielle_ 01-22-2009 12:17 PM

I love you!

NaughtyRob 01-22-2009 12:19 PM

Steeeeeellllerrs! You rock Penny.

munki 01-22-2009 12:20 PM

Penny fighting piracy, and in a bath... I'm more than just a lil hot and bothered now.

Good show queen of teh universals...

buzzy 01-22-2009 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 15372833)
.. sounds like a bunch of morons, all of you

yeah...freaks :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:

JesseD 01-22-2009 12:24 PM

A little Gonzo!

Miss Munki 01-22-2009 12:49 PM

THIEFY MCSTEALERSON:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh, you're so adorable

amacontent 01-22-2009 12:52 PM

I pray for the day when i can look down at you looking up at me !!!!!!

seeandsee 01-22-2009 12:57 PM

lulzzzzzzzzz

RyuLion 01-22-2009 12:58 PM

OMG! I so love you!

and I say that because you are the only working girl in this industry that would:
be a sport and let a drunk guy sit next to you.
listen at a drunk guy
hold your own with a drunk guy
then OWN a drunk guy and still be standing.

When a girl is this aggressive with a drunk guy he'll discover his place is OWNAGE!

xoxxo

Big Red Machine 01-22-2009 01:06 PM

Kick his Ass SeaBass....err I mean Penny

andy83 01-22-2009 01:28 PM

lol poor guy, but yeah not all free porn are stolen :P he probably jerks off to TGPs with Sponser hosted galleries lol

(and got his ass kicked for that)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-22-2009 01:35 PM

i'd fully willingly accept your gonnorhea babe...

John-ACWM 01-22-2009 01:44 PM

I don't care about your cool thread, you're simply awesome! :thumbsup

Deej 01-22-2009 01:47 PM

Good work Penny!!!

Job well done!

hjnet 01-22-2009 01:50 PM

I can't help it, but I somehow hate talking to drunken clowns, most of the time I don't say more than "fuck off" when they start burping at me....

Joe BrainCash 01-22-2009 01:50 PM

That guy stole from the President of the Earth? Send the fucker to guantanamo ( before its closed for good).

You need presidential security Penny.

RayBonga 01-22-2009 01:54 PM

mgp/tgp/legal tubes/hosted content/you name it = free stuff

nice story anyway ;)

F-U-Jimmy 01-22-2009 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15373587)
OMG! I so love you!

and I say that because you are the only working girl in this industry that would:
be a sport and let a drunk guy sit next to you.
listen at a drunk guy
hold your own with a drunk guy
then OWN a drunk guy and still be standing.

When a girl is this aggressive with a drunk guy he'll discover his place is OWNAGE!

xoxxo

WTF ?

Hey Alex i still have a gallon or Patrón, at the restaurant waiting for you since Christmas. Shall i drink it ?

RyuLion 01-22-2009 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 15374180)
WTF ?

Hey Alex i still have a gallon or Patrón, at the restaurant waiting for you since Christmas. Shall i drink it ?

Nooooooo!

you better not!
will call you tomorrow..


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