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Sarah_Jayne 10-02-2008 03:22 AM

Worst film remake of all time?
 
Talking about the upcoming remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still in the sci fi thread got me thinking. We all know Hollywood is remaking just about everything these days and more often then not the original was better but sometimes they are just amazingly bad.

What is your vote for the worst film remake ever?

Bojangles 10-02-2008 03:32 AM

I'm not sure. The Omen was a pretty bad "remake". It was pretty much the same exact movie, just with different actors. The original Omen was great, but why waste our time calling something a remake if it's the same movie just with different actors? If I'm going to watch a remake, I at least expect something to be a little different. The Omen remake was basically scene-for-scene the same.

Bojangles 10-02-2008 03:39 AM

Oh, and Prom Night was really fucking bad as well. Almost forgot about that one.

CunningStunt 10-02-2008 03:39 AM

Rocky 8.

Bojangles 10-02-2008 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 14843734)
Rocky 8.

? :helpme

ADL Colin 10-02-2008 03:44 AM

planet of the apes.

Sarah_Jayne 10-02-2008 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 14843744)
planet of the apes.

Yeah..the latest one was pretty rubbish

Bojangles 10-02-2008 04:56 AM

I haven't seen the new Planet of The Apes. Probably won't see it, either.

v4 media 10-02-2008 05:04 AM

Get Carter was terrible.

Neon Dollars Daniel 10-02-2008 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 14843921)
Get Carter was terrible.

+1

Producers was a big disappointment too... maybe you can't remake a genius idea as everyone knows it... :disgust

Manowar 10-02-2008 05:19 AM

the italian job was pretty bad

Sarah_Jayne 10-02-2008 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 14843921)
Get Carter was terrible.

Oh yeah, I think I had actually blocked out that was ever made.

killermule 10-02-2008 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar (Post 14843953)
the italian job was pretty bad

:O How can you say this!

ALthough.... i didnt even know there was an original of this lol... but i rekon the new one pwnd!

I guess i know wats next on my hire list ;)

Sarah_Jayne 10-02-2008 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by killermule (Post 14843977)

ALthough.... i didnt even know there was an original of this lol... but i rekon the new one pwnd!


That would be why :) The British consider the first one almost a national treasure of a film. It gets shown at holidays, etc and you aren't allowed to become a citizen unless you know where 'you were only suppose to blow the bloody doors off' come from.

Original film has the first on screen BBW fan that I am aware of too btw...too bad he was Benny Hill.

PennyLane (not Flame) 10-02-2008 05:47 AM

I was pretty disappointed with King Kong....

Ryan St. Germain 10-02-2008 05:53 AM

I thought Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was absolute shit. I love Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, but I hated the movie. The oompa loompa's were so annoying.

Ryan St. Germain 10-02-2008 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by PennyLane (not Flame) (Post 14843999)
I was pretty disappointed with King Kong....

rightfully so. It had so much potential, all of which was wasted on the advances of CGI.

Useless Warrior 10-02-2008 06:00 AM

George Bush as President - Part Deux

Bojangles 10-02-2008 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkCircus (Post 14844010)
I thought Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was absolute shit. I love Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, but I hated the movie. The oompa loompa's were so annoying.

Forgot about that one. Horrible remake. I couldn't even watch it all the way through.

Sarah_Jayne 10-02-2008 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkCircus (Post 14844010)
I thought Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was absolute shit. I love Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, but I hated the movie. The oompa loompa's were so annoying.

I thought it was okay but not nearly as good as the classic. My sister, on the other hand, was obsessed with the original as a kid and apparently walked out of the remake because the pedo/Micheal Jackson vibe given to Wonka pissed her off..lol

chelo - adultcopywriters 10-02-2008 07:56 AM

"The Omen" was pretty shitty.

Twistys Tim 10-02-2008 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 14843921)
Get Carter was terrible.

I am with you on that one. Terrible is a bit of an understatement though...

Frankthefreakintank 10-02-2008 08:04 AM

Godzilla, Dawn of the dead were both good remakes, but the orginals were classics

buzzy 10-02-2008 08:06 AM

Can't believe nobody has mentioned Rollerball.

CDSmith 10-02-2008 08:10 AM

Alfie.

Original--classic
remake--superfluous

AnniKN 10-02-2008 08:11 AM

Wickerman =O

Eriic 10-02-2008 09:06 AM

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The Producers;

Two movies that Gene Wilder was excellent in were both Shitty remakes.........

skrog 10-02-2008 09:45 AM

Wickerman, Black Christmas, Halloween, Prom Night

Ryan St. Germain 10-02-2008 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14844064)
I thought it was okay but not nearly as good as the classic. My sister, on the other hand, was obsessed with the original as a kid and apparently walked out of the remake because the pedo/Micheal Jackson vibe given to Wonka pissed her off..lol

I REALLY wanted to like it, so I sat all the way through it, but it was creepy, and not in a good way.

mvee 10-02-2008 10:22 AM

Psycho comes to mind

Porn Girl 10-02-2008 10:27 AM

The Brady Bunch...worsed movie ever and the first movie I ever walked out of in the theaters.

Twistys Tim 10-02-2008 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mvee (Post 14844937)
Psycho comes to mind

Shit -- yeah, that is a bad one.

I loved the original Wickerman, and couldn't bring myself to see the remakes. i know it would be shit!

skrog 10-02-2008 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mvee (Post 14844937)
Psycho comes to mind

The original is untouchable. It's perfect.

GT-Omar 10-02-2008 12:37 PM

Carlito's way pt 2

Absolute CRAP!!!

Worst mob movie of all time. Even worse than "Mobsters"

gideongallery 10-02-2008 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14843995)
That would be why :) The British consider the first one almost a national treasure of a film. It gets shown at holidays, etc and you aren't allowed to become a citizen unless you know where 'you were only suppose to blow the bloody doors off' come from.

Original film has the first on screen BBW fan that I am aware of too btw...too bad he was Benny Hill.

see i thought you had to know what a tardis was to become a citizen

Vicious_B 10-02-2008 12:50 PM

I have to agree with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, couldnt even watch it all the way through and I idolize Johnny Depp. The Shining was another one they should have left the hell alone as well as Carrie.

aico 10-02-2008 01:26 PM

They all suck compared to the original. Nothing can compare to an original.

Sarah_Jayne 10-02-2008 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by gideongallery (Post 14845588)
see i thought you had to know what a tardis was to become a citizen

It is a multi-question form. It took me a week to fill out just because of the football questions.

sweetredhead 10-02-2008 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14843757)
Yeah..the latest one was pretty rubbish

London is rubbing off on you babe, yes i agree that one was pretty sad

Sarah_Jayne 10-02-2008 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetredhead (Post 14845816)
London is rubbing off on you babe, yes i agree that one was pretty sad

Yes, it is but I actually rather like the word 'rubbish'. It is so English in the way that is can be a real snear but sound soft.


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