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johnuno11 10-01-2008 06:44 PM

What THE Fuck Is Up With Google?
 
Okay this is so fucked up, Google? How? What Did I do? LOL! So one of my top blogs quickclimax.net, a squirting blog was getting 70k UV's from google a day and now it dropped to 4,000 a week ago for 7 days and then down to 40-50 a day as of now. Making $400 a day in its prime =(. Oh well I still have a whole other blog network as well as a few other mainstream sites still blowing up!

Porn Ass 10-01-2008 07:34 PM

I heard if you take a shit in a bucket and dump it on your face and swirl it with your hand it will get rid of any google issues

slavdogg 10-01-2008 07:35 PM

70k a day from google to one blog ? thats impressive
sounds like you were doing something illegal

tabasco 10-01-2008 07:46 PM

70K a day with an Alexa of 430,789??? Sounds more like 700 a day

johnuno11 10-01-2008 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 14842909)
70K a day with an Alexa of 430,789??? Sounds more like 700 a day

The Alexa was around 56k but moved up really high cause of this.

Useless Warrior 10-01-2008 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnuno11 (Post 14842936)
The Alexa was around 56k but moved up really high cause of this.

When was that?

Eriic 10-01-2008 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Ass (Post 14842870)
I heard if you take a shit in a bucket and dump it on your face and swirl it with your hand it will get rid of any google issues

I thought you said that was how to get rid of swirl marks on cars:)

Porn Ass 10-01-2008 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eriic (Post 14842991)
I thought you said that was how to get rid of swirl marks on cars:)

not me, just repeating it lol

Porn Ass 10-01-2008 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 14842909)
70K a day with an Alexa of 430,789??? Sounds more like 700 a day

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnuno11 (Post 14842936)
The Alexa was around 56k but moved up really high cause of this.

It's probably never been under 100k in alexa.. just look at the graphs. So yeah, 700 sounds more likely

d-null 10-01-2008 10:14 PM

spamming and bullshitting only go so far in this world :2 cents:

pocketkangaroo 10-01-2008 10:28 PM

I doubt it was doing 70k a day. By contrast, I have a site that does about 50k uniques a month, and that's not even in the top 200,000 of Alexa. Alexa also shows that your site has never broken their top 100,000 and gets almost all it's traffic from other countries outside the big ones.

pigman 10-01-2008 10:28 PM

70k uv a day from google?
What keywords?

After Shock Media 10-01-2008 10:34 PM

If someone was getting 70k visitors a day from google and only making 400.00 a day, the real question should be WTF is up with the landing site.

Assuming revshare on 30.00 or lets round at 15.00 per sale that's like 27 sales a day. Which would be like 1:2600 or so on SE traffic (math in head so excuse me if off).

mattz 10-01-2008 10:36 PM

haha, that's great

Wagerboy 10-01-2008 10:38 PM

someone got owned

Antonio 10-01-2008 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14843176)
If someone was getting 70k visitors a day from google and only making 400.00 a day, the real question should be WTF is up with the landing site.

Assuming revshare on 30.00 or lets round at 15.00 per sale that's like 27 sales a day. Which would be like 1:2600 or so on SE traffic (math in head so excuse me if off).


70k to the site which means say 7000 to the sponsor (assuming 10% ctr) which in the real World of today means 2 signups max but lets make that 7 signups (1:1000) that's still $210 on a $30 per signup

anyway, 70 000 from Google per day is total bullshit

DarkJedi 10-01-2008 11:26 PM

70k day to a squirting blog?


hahaha, yeah right


56k alexa = NOWHERE near 70k/day

jscott 10-01-2008 11:51 PM

impossible, you need a new traffic tracking system, whichever system was saying you were getting 70k/day google is definately fucked up and doesnt track properly

brassmonkey 10-01-2008 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Ass (Post 14842870)
I heard if you take a shit in a bucket and dump it on your face and swirl it with your hand it will get rid of any google issues

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh you forgot to add the chicken foot and lizzard nutts:thumbsup

KillerK 10-01-2008 11:59 PM

what the fuck is the porngraph shit on there for

Jdoughs 10-02-2008 12:05 AM

Top spot for "squirting" on google sends between 2 and 3k a day.

I've been in and out of the spot for the last 4 years. I find it very hard to believe that you found 65k a day worth of other squirting terms. "Squirting" is certainly one of the bigger for the niche.

DarkJedi 10-02-2008 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 14843292)
Top spot for "squirting" on google sends between 2 and 3k a day.

any money in that?

KillerK 10-02-2008 12:11 AM

700 a day is more likely

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-02-2008 12:19 AM

Zomgsssssssssssssssssss

Ecchi22 10-02-2008 01:03 AM

I had 70 million hits to my blog but dropped to 7 a day.. I blame google.

Socks 10-02-2008 02:32 AM

lol.. holy bullshit batman!

TeenCat 10-02-2008 03:07 AM

ask mr doctor
http://www.costumeshopper.com/Mercha...0001/59467.jpg

vanbest 10-02-2008 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Ass (Post 14842870)
I heard if you take a shit in a bucket and dump it on your face and swirl it with your hand it will get rid of any google issues

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh crazy ass explanation:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JamesK 10-02-2008 03:20 AM

What's the point in talking shit, really.

nickutis 10-02-2008 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 14843296)
any money in that?

Pardon, but that's really stupid question

Manowar 10-02-2008 04:43 AM

70k a day, god damn you must have been killing it.

seeandsee 10-02-2008 04:47 AM

that sucks Big G!

Quagmire 10-02-2008 04:49 AM

I think he's talking 70k in hits, not visitors.

Anyone got a link to Understanding Your Traffic Stats 101?

BVF 10-02-2008 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 14843894)
I think he's talking 70k in hits, not visitors.

Anyone got a link to Understanding Your Traffic Stats 101?

He said UV's....Which means Unique Visitors...

Blazed 10-02-2008 05:07 AM

The 70k/day google is not unbelievable i know sites getting a lot more than that, although they are tubes for a blog it would be pretty good. Although the alexa is way out for this guy.

King of Queens 10-02-2008 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 14843292)
Top spot for "squirting" on google sends between 2 and 3k a day.

I've been in and out of the spot for the last 4 years. I find it very hard to believe that you found 65k a day worth of other squirting terms. "Squirting" is certainly one of the bigger for the niche.

Says 1 million searches per month for that one keyword.

Quagmire 10-02-2008 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 14843917)
He said UV's....Which means Unique Visitors...

Yeah, I know he said that but I think he's mistaking hits for uniques.

I should have expanded on it in my last post but I had to run out the door to get my daughter on the school bus. My bad. :(

kichi 10-02-2008 05:12 AM

I will epass you $1,000 if you can prove you used to get 70,000 uinques a day from google organic.

Jdoughs 10-02-2008 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King of Queens (Post 14843931)
Says 1 million searches per month for that one keyword.

Nah, not even close to a million per month. Even with all the long trail terms it doesn't add up to that. Unfortunately.

johnuno11 10-03-2008 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eriic (Post 14842991)
I thought you said that was how to get rid of swirl marks on cars:)

LMFAO the would be funny if someone actually took this awesome advice, I'd be rolling.


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