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redshift 10-31-2002 09:57 PM

What is the "real" religion?
 
I'm must be bored 'cause I'm sitting here thinking about religion.
I'm wondering what is the one true religion.
the Jews,christians,muslims, etc.. all think that their belief is the correct belief.

So who do think is right?

hell everyone maybe wrong and there's no GOD at all

Bobo 10-31-2002 09:59 PM

Any religion that permits bukkake, anal sex, and mastubation without persecution.

eru 10-31-2002 09:59 PM

Islam is the true religion. Mohammed was the last and most complete prophet. All hail Allah!

Joe Sixpack 10-31-2002 10:03 PM

Nobody is right. All religion is a bunch of horseshit.

Religion has always been a tool of the ruling class to control the masses.

redshift 10-31-2002 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by Bobo
Any religion that permits bukkake, anal sex, and mastubation without persecution.
scientology?

DTK 10-31-2002 10:04 PM

rastafari!!

DTK 10-31-2002 10:04 PM

or mennonite. one of the two

DTK 10-31-2002 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Nobody is right. All religion is a bunch of horseshit.

Religion has always been a tool of the ruling class to control the masses.

news flash

mech 10-31-2002 10:06 PM

The vast majority of people who go through an NDE (Near Death Experience) come back to say that your acceptance into Heaven is based on how you treated others during your life. If you loved others, treated them with compassion, etc. then what or who you worship is moot.

Backov 10-31-2002 10:08 PM

In other words... Give me a DVD player! Come on, you nerds debate about religion, I need a new DVD player goddamn it!

/redshift

Cheers,
Backov

redshift 10-31-2002 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK
or mennonite. one of the two
Aren't they basicly christian?

StacyCat 10-31-2002 10:11 PM

Money!

I agree, religion is a tool used by man. Man created god, not the other way around. Its either a tool that those in power used to keep the masses down, or it was created by man to explain things he didnt know about.

Then again, I am kinda sorta deist, meaning if there is a god, he created everything, and it sitting back jacking off on his creation :-D

UnseenWorld 10-31-2002 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mech
The vast majority of people who go through an NDE (Near Death Experience) come back to say that your acceptance into Heaven is based on how you treated others during your life. If you loved others, treated them with compassion, etc. then what or who you worship is moot.
Experiments tend to prove that near-death experiences are a brain phenomenon when the the brain is dying (and in some cases is resuscitated). A researcher was allowed to put legible signs up above a ledge at the top of hospital rooms. The wording on the signs would be legible to someone high enough to look down on a body but would not be seen by someone lying in bed. None of those reporting having been floating above their bodies could report what the signs read. Like "deja vu," it's something that seems real, but isn't.

UnseenWorld 10-31-2002 10:14 PM

If we can accept a religion without a God, I'd possibly go for Buddhism.

redshift 10-31-2002 10:15 PM

Well if there is a god he's has one hellva sense of humor

If he didn't want me to stick my willie in anything that moves he shouldn't have given me such a strong urge to do so!!!

Brown Bear 10-31-2002 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UnseenWorld
If we can accept a religion without a God, I'd possibly go for Buddhism.
I agree. I'm not religious, but I think Buddhism makes the most sense.

redshift 10-31-2002 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear


I agree. I'm not religious, but I think Buddhism makes the most sense.

what about Wicca - No God

Joe Sixpack 10-31-2002 10:21 PM

The only true religion is Sixpackism.

You must worship the sixpack and must drink one every day to be accepted in Sixpack heaven.

Follow my example and you will be saved.

archer 10-31-2002 10:23 PM

it doesn't really matter cuz at the end of the day, I'm right and your wrong!

that's the true religion:1orglaugh

redshift 10-31-2002 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
The only true religion is Sixpackism.

You must worship the sixpack and must drink one every day to be accepted in Sixpack heaven.

Follow my example and you will be saved.

Hmmmm I must be a TRUE believer then:Graucho

Joe Sixpack 10-31-2002 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by redshift


Hmmmm I must be a TRUE believer then:Graucho

Bless you my son.

I am an ordained minister of the church of Sixpackism.

Now go find a sixpack and drink up.

mech 10-31-2002 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UnseenWorld
Experiments tend to prove that near-death experiences are a brain phenomenon when the the brain is dying (and in some cases is resuscitated). A researcher was allowed to put legible signs up above a ledge at the top of hospital rooms. The wording on the signs would be legible to someone high enough to look down on a body but would not be seen by someone lying in bed. None of those reporting having been floating above their bodies could report what the signs read. Like "deja vu," it's something that seems real, but isn't.
I'm fully aware of this, I've read many NDE stories and the scientific explanations and I believe the science. The fascinating thing though is that almost all NDE's have this "love not religion" connection. People of all different denominations come back saying this same thing as opposed to coming back saying "[insert Religion] is the one true faith". That's a very interesting phenomenon whether you believe in NDE or not.

quiet 10-31-2002 10:29 PM

q: so you're saying my life is meaningless?

a: absolutely!

q: but what's the point of it all then?

a: that's exactly it! there is none! welcome to your freedom!

bhutocracy 10-31-2002 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
q: so you're saying my life is meaningless?

a: absolutely!

q: but what's the point of it all then?

a: that's exactly it! there is none! welcome to your freedom!

heheh

Manga1 10-31-2002 11:05 PM

Taoism :thumbsup

Kris 10-31-2002 11:11 PM

religion is a cop out... people use it as an excuse for everything=whatever religion
example- a guy loses his job. he's having hard times. he decides to start going to church on sundays(a lifestyle change, nothing more). he changes his patterns. his life starts to get better. this guy will say it's because of religion, when he only changed his lifesyle.
interesting post... there is no 'real' religion...

MarkTiarra 10-31-2002 11:17 PM

I can't believe how many statements I've seen here that are predicated on an extreme lack of theological knowledge! =\

I asked myself the same question - what religion is "right" years ago and I decided to study all the ones I could find info on.

So in my studies I started finding most religions sharing a couple common elements and I started to wonder if the commonalities are where the truth lies. The concept of a God or Godforce and it being infinite. This leads one to explore exactly what the definition of infinity is...

That lead me to science and seeing where what we're learning at the cutting edge (Quantum and String Theory, etc...) would cross with old and new religious philosophies.

SO I'm not going to write a book here but instead encourage you to go on your own exploration. Don't take any one word for. Anyone who has to insist they are right over another is proving themself to be unsure of their belief lest they wouldhave no need to convince you of anything. You're sure you are human right? Do you have to go around proving it?

Good luck on your quest...

Kris 10-31-2002 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld
If we can accept a religion without a God, I'd possibly go for Buddhism.
agree with this... Buddhism doesn't say you don't believe in a god though... you can be a christian and a Buddhist. Buddhism is a way of life- follow the noble paths and you'll be enlightened. i follow it more because it puts responsibility on the person, not someone or something else.

Joe Sixpack 10-31-2002 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by MarkTiarra
I can't believe how many statements I've seen here that are predicated on an extreme lack of theological knowledge! =\
Sorry Mark, but not all of us have to become theologians to realize that ALL religions have come from mankind's desire to give meaning and purpose to his/her life.

All religion is pain relief for existential angst. Nothing more, nothing less.

:glugglug

Pornwolf 10-31-2002 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by eru
Islam is the true religion. Mohammed was the last and most complete prophet. All hail Allah!
Watch what you say Shinto breath.

Pornwolf 10-31-2002 11:25 PM

Buddhism is the closest to a real religion in my opinion.

Joe Sixpack 10-31-2002 11:27 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf


Watch what you say Shinto breath.

http://www.dssrewards.net/images/binladen.gif

Osama says: Allah rulez sucka!

UnseenWorld 10-31-2002 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by redshift


what about Wicca - No God


Before I take Wicca seriously, tell me: What is Wicca's view of the afterlife?

MarkTiarra 10-31-2002 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


All religion is pain relief for existential angst. Nothing more, nothing less.

Now THAT'S a powerful statement. =]

UnseenWorld 10-31-2002 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mech
I'm fully aware of this, I've read many NDE stories and the scientific explanations and I believe the science. The fascinating thing though is that almost all NDE's have this "love not religion" connection. People of all different denominations come back saying this same thing as opposed to coming back saying "[insert Religion] is the one true faith". That's a very interesting phenomenon whether you believe in NDE or not.

That's interesting, but I'm not sure it means anything.

RedShoe 10-31-2002 11:43 PM

You all are going to hell!

http://BornAgain-Christians.com

UnseenWorld 10-31-2002 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
q: so you're saying my life is meaningless?

a: absolutely!

q: but what's the point of it all then?

a: that's exactly it! there is none! welcome to your freedom!

As Sartre would call it, "dreadful freedom." Since there is no God to fall back on, YOU are responsible for deciding what is right and what is wrong and acting accordingly.

Just because there is no God, it doesn't follow that there are no absolutes. Ethics make no sense without absolutes (e.g., relativisic ethical nonsense).

Somehow, right and wrong seem to have SOME kind of basis that we as humans are in touch with. Is it just religion that teaches us it would be wrong to do something like putting your cigarette out in a baby's eye? Is there no difference between that and pulling a drowning person out of a river? I would say most of think there must be!

Jakke PNG 10-31-2002 11:44 PM

The only true religion is that Jedi-cult thingy.

beemk 10-31-2002 11:45 PM

real religion = oxymoron

Pornwolf 11-01-2002 12:02 AM

The funny thing is Jedi is as real of a belief as Christianity. The only difference is Christianity used historical events to spin it's tall tales.


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