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SteveLightspeed 06-21-2008 12:02 AM

Thinking of shaving my head
 
http://www.steveslosthismind.com/stevebald.jpg

ummm.... maybe not.

DefaultMan 06-21-2008 12:08 AM

I did that once. For some reason when I was younger I was really into that movie Demon Knight (the Tales from the Crypt movie) and I thought the main bad guy was cool. He had a shaved head so I figured, why not?

Not my most thought out plan......

SteveLightspeed 06-21-2008 12:11 AM

And yes, that is about what the hole in my head would look like. :thumbsup

raven1083 06-21-2008 12:13 AM

well if its great then why not

judycash 06-21-2008 12:15 AM

Only if I can rubb it lol. I love an man with a bald head

munki 06-21-2008 12:16 AM

<--- will have clippers ready to ninja buzz in LV

SteveLightspeed 06-21-2008 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 14356494)
<--- will have clippers ready to ninja buzz in LV

Damn, do I see a sales contest brewing? ;)

SomeCreep 06-21-2008 12:26 AM

http://www.theamericanmind.com/images/conehead.jpg

SteveLightspeed 06-21-2008 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 14356511)

Yeah, someone had to do it, why not you?

munki 06-21-2008 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 14356505)
Damn, do I see a sales contest brewing? ;)

You can call it whatever you want it... just watch out for the ninja munki and a buzzing noise... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SteveLightspeed 06-21-2008 12:33 PM

The deed is done!

http://www.steveslosthismind.com/stevebaldreal.jpg

2012 06-21-2008 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 14357563)

are you ... ok?:Oh crap:upsidedow:helpme:error

munki 06-21-2008 12:46 PM

Fuck now the only one left to shave is steve...

miss_jody 06-21-2008 12:47 PM

love it!~!
i think it looks great

IntenseJerry 06-21-2008 12:50 PM

I like it Buddy. :thumbsup Low maintenance... Don't forget to sunscreen that dome... J

starpimps 06-21-2008 12:52 PM

lookin good steve..lol love how you photoshoped first before you did it

Sands 06-21-2008 12:54 PM

Dude, last night I was photoshopping a picture of you for your Photoshop contest thread and I had to remove your hair for it. I thought "Hmm, so that's what Steve Lightspeed would look like bald." Freaky.

TheJimmy 06-21-2008 01:03 PM

I'd hit it....


Looks aight maing :thumbsup

btrav04 06-21-2008 01:08 PM

well when it's fucking 115 f outside that sounds like a good idea

Raym 06-21-2008 01:28 PM

Sun Screen, Sun Screen!!!

btrav04 06-21-2008 01:31 PM

Newbie over here
 
Just wanted to introduce my self. New here so be gentle. Phoenix is just plain hot :mad:

Raym 06-21-2008 01:32 PM

http://www.ninamercedezxxx.com/gfy/bald_01.jpeg
http://www.ninamercedezxxx.com/gfy/bald_02.jpeg

DavieVegas 06-21-2008 02:20 PM

Iv never bicked it! But def shaved it on a 1. Do it!!!

SomeCreep 06-21-2008 06:01 PM

Looks good shaved :thumbsup

Jman 06-21-2008 06:02 PM

Looks good

BigPimpCash 06-21-2008 06:03 PM

Hmmm...
 
Stone Cold Steve Austin ???

Spunky 06-21-2008 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigPimpCash (Post 14358303)
Stone Cold Steve Austin ???

I was just thinking that lol..chicks dig the bald heads

BigPimpCash 06-21-2008 07:31 PM

Indeed...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14358417)
I was just thinking that lol..chicks dig the bald heads

Time for a trip down the tilted kilt Steve... :thumbsup

jakethedog 06-21-2008 08:26 PM

been shaved for years... kicks ass.. do get some sun screen till you get a base tan happening .. you have a decent shaped head so it will end up looking good on you, the more comfortable you get ..

fatal attraction 06-21-2008 08:57 PM

Looks good Steve! The hole doesn't show up as much now as it did in the photoshop version! :thumbsup GFY seems to have alot of new people on it that might not know that story, maybe you should post the clip again! You are lucky to be alive and should be VERY proud that you just have a hole in your head! :thumbsup

Poindexterity 06-21-2008 09:00 PM

DO IT!!!

Think of how quick the showers will be,
how many months a bottle of shampoo will last,
the clothes it wont get stuck in,
the mouths it wont get stuck in,
the orifices it wont obstruct.

do it.

ztik 06-21-2008 09:19 PM

Been shaving my head for almost 10 years. Used to have hair past my shoulders.

Girls love it, no shampoo, no having to fuck with hair

iamkathi 06-21-2008 09:45 PM

I love bald men:thumbsup

SteveLightspeed 06-21-2008 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatal attraction (Post 14358554)
Looks good Steve! The hole doesn't show up as much now as it did in the photoshop version! :thumbsup GFY seems to have alot of new people on it that might not know that story, maybe you should post the clip again! You are lucky to be alive and should be VERY proud that you just have a hole in your head! :thumbsup

I wrote about it in my Ambush Interview

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Lightspeed's Ambush Interview
Why is there a big dent in your head? Talk about CNN.

I went home for the summer at the end of May 1985 after my first year of college. My best friend and I had lots of catching up to do, so we left early on a Wednesday morning with a half-gallon bottle of whiskey to go play drunken golf (We were both avid golfers, and heavy drinkers). But it was raining, so we decided instead to roadtrip into the Olympic National Forest near Olympia Washington to see an old rickety bridge built 410 feet over a river gorge. The bridge is a good 20-30 minutes into the forest, accessible only via dirt logging roads.

We didn't tell anyone about our change of plans. By the time we arrived at the bridge, much of the bottle was consumed. We planned on tossing gliders into the gorge from the bridge, but I accidently dropped the whole bag of gliders after the first couple. So we decided to try to retrieve the bag from the river, look for some good fishing spots, and finish killing the bottle and the day. I trusted that my friend had been there before and knew a safe passage down to the bottom. He didn't.

We walked around to the edge of the bridge, and started to hike down what appeared to be a trail. My friend got sick, and stopped to puke. I didn't want to watch, so I kept hiking. I thought the trail seemed steep, but I kept going, thinking that we would just have to find a different way out, maybe up river. I remember sliding on my ass down one particularly steep section, grabbing onto a tree to stop myself. Suddenly there were no more trees to grab, and the next thing I remember was waking up at the bottom of the gorge next to the river. I had tumbled about 150 feet and fell off a 60' cliff at the bottom into loose rock and sand. My friend was also there. While I was unconscious, he decided to try to rescue me. He did the exact same slide and fall to try to reach me.

We were in horrible shape. I split my head open, crushed the right side of my face, fractured my neck, and tore a lot of skin off my hands, arms, and chest. My friend wasn't much better. Although he managed to stay upright through the slide, he landed the fall on one leg. He blew out his left ankle, knee, and hip. We were both bleeding badly. Worse yet, we were trapped between the river and the cliff. Neither of us could walk. We laid at the bottom for about 3 1/2 hours. Crying, praying, screaming for help. Saying goodbye. We seriously thought we were going to die.

A logger drove across the bridge that we were under, and noticed our car parked on the side. He told us later that he thought he had heard someone yelling for help, and since he didn't see us on the bridge, he stopped to look. He called the county sheriff to report two bodies at the bottom of the bridge. We were the 49th and 50th to fall from that spot. No one else had ever survived, so he assumed we were dead too. Another logger heard the call, and hiked up the river to us to see what happened. When he got there, he realized we weren't dead. He called for help and did some first aid to stabilize us. I believe he saved our lives. The only way they could get us out with our injuries was by helicopter.

So much time had elapsed, the local news stations sent their own helicopters to tape the rescue. There is some amazing footage of me in a gurny, hanging from 300 feet of cable under the rescue helicopter. The rescue was dramatic because the pilot had to fly directly under the bridge into the gorge to reach us. Twice. The video made all 3 local news stations, and I later learned that CNN also ran the story and video of the rescue.

So now, I have a lot of scars and a quarter-sized hole in my head where they had to remove a piece of bone. My friend also recovered, although he has a permanent limp.

I learned an important life lesson that day. It explains a lot about my personality and lifestyle now: Carpe Diem, seize the day. There is no guarantee that we'll be here tomorrow. Whenever someone says to me "I'm GONNA do ______ someday, my answer is always the same. "What's wrong with TODAY? Do it NOW!"

Here is the news footage from the day after it happened:

Zuzana Designs 06-21-2008 09:46 PM

nooo keep the hair :) plus the photoshop on that pic looks bad :)

d-null 06-21-2008 10:00 PM

wow, what a story Steve, just reading it made me stop for a moment and think

fatal attraction 06-21-2008 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 14358671)
I wrote about it in my Ambush Interview



Here is the news footage from the day after it happened:

Thanks for posting it Steve! Obviously you where meant to build your porn empire! :winkwink: Or something greater! You where definetly meant to be here! Happy Birthday....almost!!!! :thumbsup

Drake 06-22-2008 12:10 AM

You became a pornographer. What did your friend become?

Tat2Jr 06-22-2008 12:12 AM

You got a good shaped head for it (I mean that in a non-gay way).

JFK 06-22-2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 14356505)
Damn, do I see a sales contest brewing? ;)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup


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