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emjay 06-03-2008 04:19 PM

Country snapshot : Israel
 
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Being married to a Jewish princess, I have had the pleasure of travelling to Israel on more than one occasion. The first thing that struck me when I first visited there was the rampant black humour of which I am a loyal fan ? I had never heard so many Jewish jokes in my entire life! The trait of not taking oneself too seriously came as a breath of fresh air, not least since we were living in Germany at the time, whose population aruably do!

Whilst having the world?s hundreth largest population of only some 6.4m, Israel is a tech-savy country in more ways than one. Not only was the processor in your computer probably developed there, but this is also the country that lays claim to having the highest percentage of home computers per capita anywhere in the world.

A recent study conducted by the Bank of Israel shows that in Israel the use of payment cards has surged in several sectors due to the recent economic boom there. Online shopping, thanks to a of a 72 penetration rate in household internet access, has played an important role, as well as the increasing number of merchants that accept payment cards.

Technological advancement has brought its own contribution, allowing for the launch of new products on the market, including prepaid cards and smart cards. The issuer of Leumi Visa credit cards recently reported that the number of valid cards at the end of last year grew by 14 percent relative to the previous one.

However, as with most developed markets, many Israelis are often relluctant to use their plastic friends online for fear of fraud, identity theft, or plain scared of being found out by an over-inquisitive wife! And believe me, I know what I am talking about!

This might help account for why our pay-per-call phone billing solution is popular with surfers from there. No forms. No paper trial. Just easy and annoymous access to the forbidden fruits of your member area for a time duration of your choosing.

And on the subject of phones, Jakie Mason?s hillarious cellphone sketch simply reinforces what I had long suspected ? the Israelies are a nation of cellphone junkies! This addiction was symbolically cast in stone back in 1998 in the shape of a cellular phone carved out of basalt rock which adorns the gravestone of Guy Akrish at the Ashkelon cemetery in southern Israel.(pic)

It therefore stands to reason that you should include phone processing as part of your billing amoury in order to maximise your revenues from Israel and elsewhere in the Middle East.

The Israilies love affair with the telephone has never waned, a fact of which I am harshly reminded of every month when our phone bill arrrives. I have learnt the hard way as to why Jewish Mothers make great parole officers. It is because they never let anyone finish a sentence.:1orglaugh

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SteppenWolf 06-03-2008 06:08 PM

Fuck Israel! The world never saw such a group of ugly big-nosed smart... thieves, scammers, pedophiles, murderers, hypocrats and back-stabbing refugees.

The world will be better off without them.

SteppenWolf 06-03-2008 06:15 PM

This is the average looks of a israeli "princess"

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emjay 06-04-2008 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteppenWolf (Post 14274380)
Fuck Israel! The world never saw such a group of ugly big-nosed smart... thieves, scammers, pedophiles, murderers, hypocrats and back-stabbing refugees.

The world will be better off without them.

GFY:321GFY

emjay 06-04-2008 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteppenWolf (Post 14274401)
This is the average looks of a israeli "princess"

http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/isr...ense-gm_l1.jpg
http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/isr...ense-gm_l2.jpg
http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/isr...ense-gm_l3.jpg
http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/isr...ense-gm_l4.jpg
http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/isr...ense-gm_l5.jpg

Stephen McTowelie 06-04-2008 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteppenWolf (Post 14274380)
Fuck Me! The world never saw such a ugly big-nosed smart... thief scammer , pedophile , murderer , hypocrat and back-stabbing refugee .

The world will be better off without me.

Hmm maybe you do have a point :321GFY

The Judge 06-04-2008 02:01 AM

If you had 6.4 million ADDITIONAL in the US you'd all be cleaning shit for a living that's how much cut-throat competition you'd be having, so be grateful it keeps them there, that's why the US pays them a billions dollars a year, to make sure they stay there.

The Judge 06-04-2008 02:04 AM

Sorry to burst your bubble but that is not Semite DNA, from the looks of it it is heavily mixed with Russian/Ukrainian DNA.


Stephen McTowelie 06-04-2008 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 14275601)
Sorry to burst your bubble but that is not Semite DNA, from the looks of it it is heavily mixed with Russian/Ukrainian DNA.

You really are a retard aren't you !
Where precisely did you think the European Jews came from ?

marketsmart 06-04-2008 02:11 AM

i love Isreal....

http://marketsmart.googlepages.com/smokinaces1.jpg

The Judge 06-04-2008 02:14 AM

There in nothing European about them. They are genetically west Asian, similar to Armenians, that ended up in Europe through migration. Do you consider Gypsies European too?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen McTowelie (Post 14275617)
You really are a retard aren't you !
Where precisely did you think the European Jews came from ?


themonk 06-04-2008 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteppenWolf (Post 14274401)

:1orglaugh have to agree with that:winkwink::thumbsup

themonk 06-04-2008 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 14275601)
Sorry to burst your bubble but that is not Semite DNA, from the looks of it it is heavily mixed with Russian/Ukrainian DNA.

russians that changed their names lol..

voa 06-04-2008 04:56 AM

Israel its amazing combination of old and ultramodern, they are pretty high tech and very positive people.I just come from Israel and i would go again for sure.Amazing country

potter 06-04-2008 05:28 AM

send em over please

LilBro 06-04-2008 05:39 AM

best trip i ever did was to israel. The women there were amazingly hot and so friendly. The beach was amazing. Oh and the girls were amazingly hot and so friendly : )

I was so sad to leave, every nite out on the town was great and i have some great hookup stories. Gonna try to go back in like a year...

Azoy? 06-04-2008 08:34 AM

to all those that posted those stupid comments about israel such as the once made by SteppenWolf. i actually encourage you to go to Iran if you have the same views and live there for one year. then again you probably not going to survive a month, then you will realize what values are and how much you appriciate them.
you will also kiss israel's land if you ever survive iran to get to israel.
in the meantime I have to say :321GFY

Isradude 06-04-2008 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themonk (Post 14275907)
:1orglaugh have to agree with that:winkwink::thumbsup


O MARINA 06-04-2008 08:41 AM

L'echaim

themonk 06-04-2008 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isradude (Post 14276707)

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:
she look nice:Oh crap

Isradude 06-04-2008 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14276722)
L'echaim

Lechaim motek :thumbsup:thumbsup

Isradude 06-04-2008 08:43 AM


Isradude 06-04-2008 08:44 AM


SmokeyTheBear 06-04-2008 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy? (Post 14276695)
to all those that posted those stupid comments about israel such as the once made by SteppenWolf. i actually encourage you to go to Iran if you have the same views and live there for one year. then again you probably not going to survive a month, then you will realize what values are and how much you appriciate them.
you will also kiss israel's land if you ever survive iran to get to israel.
in the meantime I have to say :321GFY

Your offended someone trashed israel so you trash on another country.. ?

don't sink to the same level as someone who is being childish.

You are mad at him because he made silly statements about a country he has likely never been to purely based on crap he has heard. So you turn around and do the exact same thing.:disgust

be the bigger man :thumbsup

Odin 06-04-2008 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy? (Post 14276695)
to all those that posted those stupid comments about israel such as the once made by SteppenWolf. i actually encourage you to go to Iran if you have the same views and live there for one year. then again you probably not going to survive a month, then you will realize what values are and how much you appriciate them.
you will also kiss israel's land if you ever survive iran to get to israel.
in the meantime I have to say :321GFY

The comments about Israel may be stupid, but yours are just propaganda as well. I've been to Iran, and Lebanon (and stayed in Hezbollah territory - Beqaa Valley near Baalbek) and Syria on my way back from Europe last year. I survived all three, and actually the people in all the places were as kind to me as could possibly be. I don't doubt if you were Jewish, or American (I know Syria makes it hard for American's to get into the country now days, not impossible though) it might be a little different, but nothing like you said.

I actually remember in the middle of the night walking around Beirut and bumping into two American tourists (about 20 years old) boyfriend and girlfriend and they were having no problems either, and myself and my friend went and hit some nightclubs (kind of lame compared to European ones but the Lebanese girls love white guys so was fun) with them. Sure their Government policies and religion aren't something I want to see in Europe any time soon, but the people themselves (particularly the Shia) are quite kind and down to earth and not very religious at all. I don't doubt Israel would be a decent place to visit, full of decent people, but the Government policy that they pursue is pretty appalling.

Isradude 06-04-2008 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themonk (Post 14275907)
:1orglaugh have to agree with that:winkwink::thumbsup


Adultnet 06-04-2008 08:52 AM

Israel is a must visit for all since such a culture , tradition, people and huge variety of ways to spend time good and i mean really good is not seen anywhere today.
Desert, Sea's, Parties, Mentality... awesome
Milk products - amazing
sun all over the place...
almost all people know English
just come and have fun:)

cleopatra0628 06-04-2008 08:55 AM

^^^ she looks nice.. ;)

Adultnet 06-04-2008 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cleopatra0628 (Post 14276797)
^^^ she looks nice.. ;)

I would make her happy :)

Isradude 06-04-2008 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themonk (Post 14275907)
:1orglaugh have to agree with that:winkwink::thumbsup


alby_persignup 06-04-2008 09:24 AM

I'd say there still Hot Israel girls here.

Isradude 06-04-2008 09:26 AM


Electric Lights 06-04-2008 09:28 AM

fuck israel

Sid70 06-04-2008 09:33 AM

no rasist threads please, good chicks are good arounf the globe :)

tranza 06-04-2008 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteppenWolf (Post 14274401)

That's just scary!!

Isradude 06-04-2008 10:42 AM


Bryan G 06-04-2008 10:51 AM

LOL, this thread is fucked.

I dont understand why anyone thinks that theircountry, religion or whatever is better than anyone else. Every place in the world has its unique features and hot woman.

Isradude 06-04-2008 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan (Post 14277428)
LOL, this thread is fucked.

I dont understand why anyone thinks that theircountry, religion or whatever is better than anyone else. Every place in the world has its unique features and hot woman.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

themonk 06-04-2008 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isradude (Post 14276920)

those are hot!!!

Martin 06-04-2008 11:08 AM

shalom to all my jew bros:thumbsup


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