Man has sex with picnic table & goes to jail [pic]
 

I've been "ALL BUSINESS" this month, so heres a nice little post/story to lighten up my roll ....enjoy! (source "thedirty.com")

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An Ohio man is charged with four counts of public indecency after he admitted to having sex with his patio picnic table. Authorities in Huron County, Ohio say 40-year-old Art Price Junior confessed to repeatedly having sex with the table between January and March of this year.

Police in Bellevue, Ohio were tipped off, after someone anonymously taped one of the incidents then gave the recording to police. According to police, Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table both inside and outside his home.

He is free on a $20,000 bond.

he look like adult webmaster

how does this work? approach the table or wait to be approaced by said piece of lawn furniture??

i hope they took the salt and pepper out of his ass when they put him in jail

Man Ohio must be a boring ass place to live.. LOL!

People get more fucked up every day! Who in the hell thinks to do these kinds of things???

haha what a jackass

Ok So now its ok to arrest someone for something like that?? Was this not done in his own home, or his owm yard?? Is it of for the person that reported it to be peeping.

WTF.

He enjoyed it

I agree wtf.

Some people need to mind their own business.

I can't blame the guy. Unfortunately I live in Ohio, and I can guarantee you the picnic table was a much more appealing option than most of the beastly women that populate this state...

Fucking picnic table :1orglaugh What a weirdo

I live in Ohio and I have sex with my picnic table every night...


God I hope noone is taping....

How much is the raw tape worth to you Tom?

:1orglaugh

thats way 2 funny

It must just be legal in kentucky I guess

It must just be legal in kentucky I guess

Well, if the lawn chairs weren't so damn stuck up maybe none of this would've happened.

Is there April 1st already?

Your cameras see eeeeevvveerrryything

lol... that's just sad!

he is owned for life now.. loooool

It's is illegal to fuck a chair or table? Holy shit!

apparently when its in view of a neighbor with a camcorder :1orglaugh

He had sex with his TABLE?

How fucked up is that???

Did the table consent to the acts? Was the table of legal age to consent? Was the table charged as well?

He would insert a fleshlight into the round umbrella hole in the middle of the picnic table and then proceed to lay face down and hump the table.

did that worth it ? :1orglaugh

Does Fleshlight have a picnic table option?

Maybe thats the big thing for '08...

i think I know this man

i would like to know how this works - technically

what a sick fucker

please explain how is this possible i want to try it.

I'd hit it.


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OH SHIT! Thats my kindergarten school teacher :Oh crap

These were my same thoughts in the same order. So he's fucking a piece of furniture in his own back yard. So fucking what?

Ananda

LMAO!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm pretty sure you just find the position that the table likes it best in, like doggy or maybe on top/ bottom and then proceed to stick your dick where the umbrella usually goes.

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wonder if he used the nail bag as a condom?:helpme

He's a pioneer and a renegade; a one man revolution. lol!