*DRAMAS* Exterminating BannerAnt *DRAMAS*
 

This is a cautionary tale for those needing to get banners done,
about hiring a man named BannerAnt and then sending the obligated sum.
"I will have your banners ready tomorrow" he assured in a professional voice,
then days quickly ticked by with nothing but excuses leaving me little choice.

I must write a poem to warn the breeders about this incompetent fuck,
before they too send this asshat monies and find themselves shit out of luck.
Through no fault of my own communication with BannerAnt seems to have terminated,
and now I have a responsiblity to make sure this pesky insect is exterminated!

So while he might entice you with specials and examples of his pretty pretty work,
do not send a single dime of your hard earned monies to the pathetic little jerk.
This arthropod ran off with my cash and then continued posting on GFY all smug,
in turn I will make sure people think twice before trying to do business with a bug.
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and walla.

Nice poem. Can we have some others? :P

Sucks.. balls... sig

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

can we have a rap version? :thumbsup

Did somebody call for this guy?

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bump for that amazingly awesome poetry

a great poet in our little gfy community who knew.

wow hes a cocky character on the forums and i was going to order a few banners from him but not any moar

nice pRomO...

For all your banner needs


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nice poem

good job!!! nice woRk ")

don't mess with teh gays

What did you expect from a guy that drinks gravy out of his bacteria and splooge covered keyboard?

So the BoyAlley tells gfy who ripped him off and yet no reply from banner ant yet?

damn.......

you were the one that was all anxious to pay upfront. That's not typical and seemed suspicious to me. Told me to start your banners and you'd send the money the following day...I designed 5 of the 10 banners...following day came, no cash. Though you were all anxious to get your banners...then you told me I'd have it Monday, Monday came no money again like you clamined.

Tuesday you sent the money and I told you I'd get the banners to you asap. I had taken on other work and you're delaying got me backed up. So you delayed things in the first place...and weren't going to be the reason my other work got backed up. So I took care of that first.

I generally don't work on the weekends, so that's when I was "trolling" the boards looking for more jobs. But if you'd relax princess, you'll get your banners this evening.

I want to be called Princess.

he acts like a little princess...he can delay things, but when people don't do just as he wants when he claps...he starts having a little hissy fit.

This happens when you under sell yourself.
Yer Banner are to cheap, so everyone hits you up and next thing ya know you are backed up.

Sounds like ya got backed up and that shit happens.

It happens alot to me anyways, luckily I got clients that are patient, and professional and pay very very well.

Ya guys are tangling about a stupid 50 dollar deal...
It's not worth crying about the boards, I think BannerAnt does good work, dispite him being a new prick on the scene discounting anything I goto say to sell himself.

it's cute how you said I ran off with your cash...everything in this post pisses me off so much. You won't find anyone else that will complain about my work and tomorrow I can have several people compliment my time efficiency, etc.

You delayed things on your end and how you did so, as I said sounded suspicious...so I wasn't completing the rest of the work until I saw money for work I already did....and I wasn't getting behind in other projects because of YOUR delay.

hrmmmmm

im sitting here... watching

BoyAlley did you stall paying? If you did, you can't expect somebody to wait around for you with no money in hand. Other people need to pay for their $10 dinners for two you know...

isnt that his banner in your sig? or am I mistaken?

It's what ya get for doing business on web boards in the first place.

All ya do is invite idiot's that really can not wait to talk shit.

i like hats :pimp

Is this for real?

boyalley dosnt seem to jump this fast for crap...

either someone didnt lube up or someone is faking...

You'd think someone would be a little patient after how he went about things. Not one of my clients yet have paid a cent upfront...and before I even took his order he was asking for my epassporte and telling me how he was sending the money...few days in a row, no money as he kept saying.

but when princess claps...look out.

also, he had 5 banners in the 10 banner order before I even saw a cent he was so anxious to pay. So again, to say I ran with his money is complete bullshit.

i just took a huge dump