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Choder 09-12-2002 06:53 PM

Greatest fear
 
What's your greatest fear?

Mine is that I'll be sitting down indian-style one day in my boxers, and as I plant my heel on the ground in between my legs as I stand up, I will accidentally pin my testicles to the floor, and then tear them from my body as I stand.

[Labret] 09-12-2002 06:55 PM

large Spiders.

and

Failure.

roseyrid 09-12-2002 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choder
What's your greatest fear?

Mine is that I'll be sitting down indian-style one day in my boxers, and as I plant my heel on the ground in between my legs as I stand up, I will accidentally pin my testicles to the floor, and then tear them from my body as I stand.


:1orglaugh
thats funny as shit...something to think about

reddawg 09-12-2002 06:57 PM

A through Z, I am scared through every bit of the alphabet, but life goes on, but failure to do well and rejection are the ones I fear the most.:warning

chodadog 09-12-2002 06:58 PM

There's a centra vacuuming system in this house. It's really powerful. I had a dream where i put it against my eye socket and sucked out my eye.

.. I'm very cautious with the vacuum cleaner now.

But in all seriousness, losing someone i'm close to. I'm only 19, and nobody i've known that i've been close to has died yet. Some have come close, and that's been distressing enough..

reddawg 09-12-2002 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by chodadog
There's a centra vacuuming system in this house. It's really powerful. I had a dream where i put it against my eye socket and sucked out my eye.

.. I'm very cautious with the vacuum cleaner now.

But in all seriousness, losing someone i'm close to. I'm only 19, and nobody i've known that i've been close to has died yet. Some have come close, and that's been distressing enough..

Losing someone who is close to you is the worst, hands down, no lie there, but be very aware of that vacume as it could either suck your penis off or pull it out of its socket and add another 3 inches:) :( :warning

cold_ice 09-12-2002 07:03 PM

Failure
Rejection
being alone
losing family members( may I die before any of them)
and myself at times

TDF 09-12-2002 07:03 PM

definitely failure. I hate to lose at any aspect of life. Wheather it be video games or gambling...,,heres to learning from my own mistakes:321GFY



I thoroughly enjoy other peoples fuckups

DarkBob 09-12-2002 07:05 PM

Sharks. I'm afraid of sharks.

salsbury 09-12-2002 07:07 PM

that i'll wake up in a tube barely the width of my body. a dark tube. i have nightmares about that.

Choder 09-12-2002 07:12 PM

Hey, I'm actually getting some serious responses so I should probably say my fears....

-Being an unproductive person
-Having some kind of accident that makes me either ugly or disabled -Snakes
-Heights
-Never becoming rich
-Never being able to work in the film or TV industry full time
-Never finding real love

chodadog 09-12-2002 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by reddawg
... but be very aware of that vacume as it could either suck your penis off or pull it out of its socket and add another 3 inches:) :( :warning
I'd be lying if i said i haven't worried about that while i was "using" the vacuum cleaner. :winkwink:

[Labret] 09-12-2002 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Choder

-Never finding real love

Do women fall for that?

WiredGuy 09-12-2002 07:18 PM

Ending up alone (growing old alone)...

WG

Evil1 09-12-2002 07:19 PM

Im afraid of fear.. nothing else scares me tho!

Choder 09-12-2002 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]


Do women fall for that?

I wouldn't say that to a woman. She'd think I was gay :Graucho

Kris 09-12-2002 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Ending up alone (growing old alone)...

WG

i would agree w/ this, but then in the end, aren't we all alone?

some of the other posts have totally made my day... vacuum cleaner is the best.

Choder 09-12-2002 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by Kris


i would agree w/ this, but then in the end, aren't we all alone?

some of the other posts have totally made my day... vacuum cleaner is the best.

I like the post about standing up and tearing off your testicles.

cold_ice 09-12-2002 07:49 PM

Waking up and finding my private parts in my girls hands(and not attached to me) after some dumb ass fight.:mad:

Marcus 09-12-2002 08:05 PM

Being peniless and having to depend on others for help.
Plane crash
Alligators
Tape worms (thats why i wont try sushi)

[Labret] 09-12-2002 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by Marcus

Plane crash
Tape worms (thats why i wont try sushi)

Those are good ones. I am horrified of both.

cold_ice 09-12-2002 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by Marcus

Tape worms (thats why i wont try sushi)


Explain please what do tape worms do and what do they have to do with sushi. I havent watch discovery channel in a while:(

Kris 09-12-2002 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choder


I like the post about standing up and tearing off your testicles.

that one too, but i never sit like that :winkwink:

has that ever happened to anyone??

Jizar II 09-12-2002 08:18 PM

I just had sushi :(

phogirl69 09-12-2002 08:36 PM

worms
snakes
rollercoaster rides
being poor

I would never be afraid of being alone. I love being left alone

Other people <----------- :BangBang:

reddawg 09-12-2002 08:45 PM

After reading this thread, I am now afraid of everything:mad:

I do believe I have GFYobiaxxxalerises or something to that affect, and the only cure is to go fuck myself, lord I need a GFY cure that I have not yet tried:winkwink:

Dildozer 09-12-2002 08:57 PM

Fat chicks

Marcus 09-12-2002 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by cold_ice



Explain please what do tape worms do and what do they have to do with sushi. I havent watch discovery channel in a while:(

It's a huge worm that lives in your intestines and eats off of the food you eat and lays eggs. Under-cooked anything (fish, beef) can be loaded with them. I hate thinking about that shit.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i...F-8&q=tapeworm

just looking at some of those sites makes me want to vomit.

pornJester 09-12-2002 09:04 PM

waking up in 20 years married to a bitch and having ungreatful kids...

RogerV 09-12-2002 09:09 PM

Any fatal STD

Bree 09-12-2002 09:24 PM

I have to agree .. the worst thing is losing a family member or a good friend.

dig420 09-12-2002 09:28 PM

painful heart attack
cancer
my pit bulls turning on me and eating me alive while nobody else is in the house
HEIGHTS

Carrie 09-12-2002 09:35 PM

Something happening to one of my children. Most of the other frightening things in life are a walk in the park compared to the thoughts of that.

redshift 09-12-2002 09:44 PM

The thing that disturbes be the most is being old and broke.
I know alot of old folk (70 and up) that have to work everyday just to eat and pay the rent.

theking 09-12-2002 09:48 PM

Brainless Aborigines.

Verbosa 09-12-2002 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice



Explain please what do tape worms do and what do they have to do with sushi. I havent watch discovery channel in a while:(

Go here and check out the fish tapeworm

Eeeewwwwww

SykkBoy 09-12-2002 09:51 PM

I was on a ferris wheel as a kid and one of the bolts broke off and we tipped sideways...we were hung up there for almost 45 minutes until they could get someone up to help us (they had to shut the ride down) and to this day, going near a ferris wheel just freaks me out......I remember we were on the backside and just going through the upswing when the bolt snapped...by the time the ride attnedent stopped the ride, we were just over the front part of the wheel...fuck, I got goosebumps just thinking back to that...

RogerV 09-12-2002 10:58 PM

Burning to death probably really sucks

SykkBoy 09-12-2002 10:59 PM

I think falling into a silo full of razor blades and slowly sinking to the bottom as the blades slice you up would be on the list of "unpleasant demises"

PornoDoggy 09-12-2002 11:02 PM

Well, fuck. I haven't been scared about tapeworms since I was seven years old ... at least, not until today. Fuck yourself and the worm you slithered in on!

One of my kids dying before me.


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